Thanks James Bond for this. I'm sure you were thinking of me when you sent this. Well, depending on when you catch me, it might just describe yours truly!
While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse and BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady started taking off her panties.....
Doctor, stopping her: "No! No! Please put on your clothes. Just show me your tongue."
Missus Singapore out!