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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

WHAT WOMEN WANT

When the Internet first came around, its early dependence on technical knowledge meant that it was essentially a man’s tool. Sure, there were a select few women who could navigate through the maze but by and large, we limited our usage to email and search, if we used it at all.

How things have changed?

These days, not only are more women gaming but many of us have developed a fondness to the Internet like never before. Owing to that, blogging and social networking amongst women has blossomed, equalling or perhaps even surpassing the usage by males.

That said, the one thing worth noting is how it has attracted the shopping habits of the average female. Undoubtedly, it would be foolish for us to dismiss the therapeutic effects that come with mall-hopping for that ‘ever-elusive-best-bargain’ but online shopping has its benefits; never more so than when it comes to shopping for sex toys.

There is nothing like reading about the specs, reviews and making comparisons online that you will find difficult to do at a bricks and mortar store. Don’t you just hate it when you have to pull out your reading glasses and read the small print on those boxes?

Online, it’s one at a time, no rushing through and no sales girl insisting that every single toy you pick up is a ‘hot item made for you’.

Shopping at EdenFantasys has been a great experience for me thus far. They have an impressive range of products, and I mean any imaginable shape for any imaginable purpose moulded in any imaginable material – silicon, plastic, glass, wood and even metal, etc.

Even the site design women-centric; clean and subtle, yet fun and upbeat, unlike the many ‘trashy’ ones out there. Yes, they understand that we women are picky even when it comes to a place that we don’t even step into.

I’ve received quite a few toys from there and each one was a delight; quality- and function-wise. However, what also stood out for me was the speed of delivery. Now Singapore is not exactly around the corner from the US but yet, I think 7-9 days is not an unreasonable time to take ownership of your purchases.

The price range is also wide enough to encompass the newbies at one end and the sex toy connoisseur at the other.

To really get a good online shopping experience, it is important that you trust the site. And while looks can be deceiving, you only need to browse around EdenFantasys for a while to get the distinctive feel that you are in good hands.

Missus Singapore out!

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This post was sponsored by EdenFantasys.com.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

SEX & BEYOND

Online sex toys stores are a dime a dozen these days. Indeed, some are better than others in terms of range of products, competitive pricing, speed of shipping and customer service. However, very few actually take pride in their business by encapsulating other lifestyle aspects. One of them that does however, is EdenFantasys.

Indeed sex is but one facet of our lives - a significant one one at that - but to believe that nothing outside of sex is important, is downright irresponsible. On the other hand, to label it as taboo – some societies do - would only be going against the genetic sexual grain humans are programmed with. It should be balanced – inclusive yet not all-encompassing – which is exactly what the people at EdenFantasys have been striving to do.

Buying sex toys from their online store is only one avenue on Edenfantasys. They seem to be genuine proponents of sexual wellbeing, fulfilling lifestyles and promoting a healthy physical and mental state of mind.

While shopping for sex toys would still possibly be the major draw of the site, the uninitiated visitor will be forgiven for spending a lot more time there than he or she originally intended. There is just so much to read about; their online magazine SexIS, the wonderful blogs on EdenCafe or (if you're like me) get hooked on their EdenCommunityClub blogs and excellent recipes on EdenCooks.

Of course if sex be your drug, you will still get your fix with lots of sex talk and invariably, a wide range of sex toys and accessories to make your own. It’s quite possible that as you get a feel of the site, you will gradually notice that it promotes the idea of taking responsibility of leading a happy and fulfilling life in and around sex and intimacy.

We should acknowledge that every facet of our lives are entwined. And using sex as an example, any failure to manage other aspects of our lives can and will ultimately upset our moods for sex. Haven't we all been there before? So go ahead and check out EdenFantasys to keep your spirits high.

Missus Singapore out!

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This post was sponsored by EdenFantasys.com.

Monday, November 28, 2011

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

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Here is a funny video to start your week off with a smile. It's from one of my favourite shows - The Family Guy. Have a great week ahead and don't forget to start putting your Christmas lists together.

Missus Singapore out!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

WEDDING BLUES

I attended a wedding for an old friend of mine sometime back. It was great to catch up with some old faces and reminisce about days gone by. I knew the bride but not the groom.

So anyway, midway through, I needed to visit the ladies room but somehow strayed along the wrong path. I reached a far end and was about to turn back when I heard what sounded like two people arguing. It sounded familiar and I swear it wasn't me but the journalistic vein in me that compelled me to investigate.

As I gradually looked beyond the wall, I was shocked to see the bride (my friend) and her groom in a state of heated argument. I won't divulge the subject of their irritation but imagine that, on their wedding day and they are already fighting. Maybe I'm old school but shouldn't a couple at this stage, want nothing more than to cuddle up and listen to late-70s sentimental hits together? How things have changed.

It certainly doesn't augur well for them but who knows, it may just be the way they are used to behave with each other. But couples argue all the time and I understand that but so soon off the mark? There will be more than enough time to want to pull each other's hair out but save that for later. One's wedding day is to savour and not to remember it with a sour aftertaste.

I didn't leave with a good feeling. I just hope they will work things out!

Missus Singapore out!

PS: Of course you know that I am going to call her to find out more!

Saturday, November 26, 2011

TASTY SEX TIPS

I recently found out that Champagne can serve one very useful purpose during - aren't you listening - oral sex!

My significant other had a carton - yes one carton - of really expensive champagne sent to him by some businessmen from the Middle East. He had run a successful marketing campaign and although he was already paid for it, they decided to surprise him on his birthday! 

So anyway, with that much champagne at our disposal, we could mess around a bit and live it up like the rich and famous, even if it was for a while. We had some friends over and it was then that we decided to experiment.

Try taking a small swig in your mouth, roll it about for a bit, and then your man's tool in your mouth. Don't swallow the champagne. Just swirl the bubbles around the head of his penis. Almost immediately, it will work wonders on the penile nerve endings and heighten his sensation. When the favour is returned, you will understand just what I mean by a heightened sensation.

I never knew that champagne could taste any better until now. Try it sometime. Oh and all three guys reported the same heightened sensation in case you were wondering. Go figure!

Missus Singapore out!

Friday, November 25, 2011

RULES OF ESCAPE


This cartoon was kindly contributed by Ursurla74 who send me the most wonderful email about how her husband of 35 years and her keep their marriage alive. They try to outfox each other. He finds ways to 'trick' her into having sex while she works towards finding excuses how not to. It's very much like what this cartoon portrays.

Well, here I am always sending the message of how good sex and lots of intimacy while you still can, will go a long way in keeping your relationship alive. I've been proven wrong!

Missus Singapore out!

PS: I actually posted a cartoon like this sometime back. In that one, the man held his book on 101 Positions. In this one, the wife has a book of her own.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

SPOT ON!

To be honest, the packaging of this toy from Edenfantasys was rather muted. But then again, when you're buying sex toys or any item online for that matter, seldom do we worry about how they come packed.

I think most of you know that I am a little against battery-operated toys. The motor gets screwed up or batteries get left inside for a while and oxidise. You also have to be mindful when you clean or wash it. But the G-Spot Sunflower has single-handedly changed all that for me.

For one thing, this about-7-inch (one inch thick) g-spot vibrator is water-proof. And because of how it magically works, you WILL take pains to ensure you don’t leave its 2 AA-sized batteries inside. You will treasure it that much!

It could almost resemble a conventional vibrator except for the tip which curves, apparently to help stimulating the spot that matters. The pink colour (also available in purple) and sunflower motives along its shaft make for a nice feminine touch – understandable considering this vibrator was actually designed by a woman.

What I also liked was the multi-speed dial. It’s so easy to change speed with the slide of a finger. But that also means that you might inadvertently turn it up too much at times - as I found out - during extreme states of arousal.

The G-Spot Sunflower actually arrived early last week but after my first experience, a good one at that with the lowest speed, I realised that it was too good to be true and that I needed to try it again but this time cranking it up to its maximum setting.

Let me warn you that if you are ultra sensitive, this sex toy may prove too much for you to handle. It's not so much the intensity of the vibes but more where the toys reaches up into.

I knew where my G-spot was (well, at least the spot that gives me maximum arousal) so I suppose it was easy for me to know where I wanted it placed. Having said that, for the many women who are unaware or unsure where theirs is, this toy will find it for you. It’s also flexible and can bend easily, which helps your cause lots.

While lube is always good to have around, I personally didn’t need too much with this toy because the texture and vibes, and curved tip, will get you all moist in no time. Considering the heights of excitement this toy can send you to, you should now appreciate why I said earlier that the packaging was rather muted. There should really be a fireworks show the moment you open it!

Here is the MS VERDICT on the G-Spot Sunflower Vibrator

Delivery: 4 out of 5 (arrived in nine days in Singapore)

Packaging: 3.5 out of 5 (Not really attractive but who cares?)

Design: 4.5 out of 5 (Feminine feel to it and great flexibility to discover your spot)

Function: 4.5 out of 5 (Only if you want a big and stress-releasing orgasm)

Total MS Score: 16.5 out of 20 (VERY GOOD)

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

NO GROPING PLEASE, WE ARE WOMEN

In response to my post about SlutWalk Singapore, Lewis sent in this photo which is of a warning sign he suggest that organisers put up. I think they should seriously put this up all over the place. I remember seeing something like this sometime back at a pub along Boat Quay, but I think that was merely as a tongue in cheek tease.

Missus Singapore out! 

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

SLUTWALK COMES TO SINGAPORE


SlutWalk is a movement of rallies across the world to protest against 'explaining or excusing rape by referring to any aspect of a woman's appearance'. Taking off on April 3 this year in Toronto, Canada, it will land in Singapore on December 4.

The protest was sparked after a police constable in Toronto suggested that to remain safe, "women should avoid dressing like sluts." Talk about a typical sexist remark. It's amazing how victim-blaming always takes centerstage and almost always, if a woman is dressing provocatively, the widespread whipsers seem to indicated that she deserved it.

No one deserves to be raped. The fact is that whether a woman is dressed provocatively or not, she can still be a victim of rape. However, what this walk aims to do is to create an awareness that women have the right to wear what they want and not worry about being raped. In a way, it is pushing society to open their eyes to rape and where the blame should fall.

If I wear a mini skirt, it is likely that men will take notice and perhaps even take their chances to try and get to know me. That is certainly alright but it does not mean that they can put their hands all over me? Slutwalk is also about respect and equality.

The movement is not saying that you can't oogle at us just because we dress sexily. What it is trying to state is that our rights are not diminished just because we dress in a certain way, provocative or not.

In some way, it is also an expression of a woman's sexuality. We all like to dress up at times, have a night out struting our stuff, but we also want to come home safe without being sexually assaulted. Shouldn't that be our right?

On the opposite end, we also need to know where we are going and with whom. Dressing like a 'slut' to work or when you know you have to pass along a dark lonely stretch of road on the way home, is tempting fate. Not that it's not your right to wear what you want but there is a time and a place.

To be honest, the real impact of such a protest (methinks) would be felt if more women come dressed in their normal everyday wear, underlining the message that you don't have to be a slut to be a victim of rape. So ultimately, dressing like a slut has no bearing on being a vicitm. Being a woman does. 

Missus Singapore out!

Monday, November 21, 2011

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

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This is the video that all soon-to-be-married couples need to watch. Which is why I always believe that while it's great that you can get comfortable with your spouse, you have to be mindful not to be too comfortable that it slips to care-lessness. Work to keep yourselves attractive to your partner. Marriage is hard but you entered the game, you have to play it right.

Missus Singapore out!

Sunday, November 20, 2011

GUYS & KISSING

You really can't blame the many women who think that guys like kissing with loads of tongue. After all, during their adolescence, that might prove true. However, as they grow into men, I've come to realised that many men I've kissed actually prefer soft, gentle kisses, as opposed to their tonsil hockey days.

I've observed that many guys enjoy it when you brush your mouth against their cheeks before moving up to their lips and kissing around the perimeter, not full-mouth. And how do I know this? Well by pushing your body against him, you will feel his manhood become arouse much quicker than if you kiss him full-mouth.

Of course, I have to clarify that not all men are alike and this is merely from my experience. I've often looked up for some pattern to validate what I observed and there wasn't any until a friend of mine pointed out a book, 'The Art of Kissing'.

True enough, a study of some 50,000 men proved what I had suspected all along.

Kissing alone takes practice but the real challenge is finding out how your man reacts with each brush of your lips against different parts of his lips and face. Some even go wild with the gentle kiss on the tip of the ears, some love a little kiss on the underside of the jaw followed by warm breathing against it.

One of the least favoured methods of kissing - are you ready for this - is for a girl to jam her tongue down his throat. Funny how guys used to do just that to us during our teenage years. So now you know. If you really want to get rid of a guy, push your tongue as deep as you possibly can down his throat. That ought to do it.

Missus Singapore out!

Saturday, November 19, 2011

NAUGHTY TONGUE

This was kindly sent in by Bob J. Thanks. Really something to think about the next time you notice a priest having trouble giving the host. Makes you wonder doesn't it, what they have to put up with.

Missus Singapore out!

Friday, November 18, 2011

BUSH OR LANDING STRIP?


Here is a funny ad sent in by Sandy S, from Canada. It's an advertisement for (I believe) a hair removal cream. Sounds like a topic for a poll. Landing strip, bush or bald?

Personally, I like to trim it. These days, I have a landing strip which I find more comfortable and sexy. Several of my girlfriends however, prefer the bald look because they find the humidity here just too much to handle.

Missus Singapore out!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

OUT WITH IT!


Here is a confession sent in my a local guy KW. It's a little on the long side but still, an interesting read. Thanks for this KW and I know you have more for me so keep them coming.

"A couple of months back, I invited a few colleagues over to my place to help in finishing the copious amounts of alcohol I have as I'm moving house. Only one showed up but we went ahead anyway. After a few many drinks, she started quizzing me about my porn collection, to which she insisted that I give her a sample of my stash. I powered up my laptop, connected to my home server and started playing. I didn't think it was a big deal cos she's lesbian anyway.

I was wrong.

She navigated to my "facials" folder and that's when I felt her hand touching me. I was high so I just laid back and enjoyed her rubbing me through my shorts. Then she put my laptop aside and asked "you seem to have a huge collection of facial movies, is that something that turns you on?" I said yes, quivering and at this point, she pulled down my shorts and pulled my dick out.

She spat on it and engulfed it - deep down her throat. All this happened so fast, and just minutes ago, I thought nothing would happen cos' she's lesbian.

She bobbed up and down, licked the shaft then bobbed again. I could hear her choking when she took it deep. Then she told me to take off my shorts and opened my legs. She went down, licking my balls and rimming me, slobbering her drool all over me. She would rim me while jerking me off with both hands then she'll suck me while fingering my ass. I was in heaven. She took off her top and told me to pinch her nipples, all while my cock was still in her throat. What a sight, it's like being in my own porn movie.

When I was about to cum, she pulled me out of her mouth and jerked me off on her face. I shot loads all over her cheeks and lips and she sucked the last remaining drop out. She stood up, walked to the kitchen to pour herself another drink and returned, with my cum still all over her face, now dripping onto her boobs. It was such a sight that I got hard again. She spent the next few minutes jerking me off and I came again on her face. She left my cum on her face for a few minutes more before washing it off.

She put on her clothes then got ready to leave.

"I thought you were lesbian?", I asked.

"You thought wrong." She left.

When I saw her at work the following monday, she didn't acknowledge that night ever happened. And it never happened again but I'm glad it did. That sight of her with cum on her face is impossible to forget. From now on, I won't trust women who say they are gay anymore.

MS: You sure you didn't hear that she was a bisexual?

Missus Singapore out!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

TASTY SEX TIPS

There is no question that dirty talk is a turn on for most people. Yes, even the ones who claim to be high up on the morality ladder. It's something that has being turning people on for centuries and is most likely to do so for many to come.

Dirty talk has one thing that other types of sex play doesn't have - the use of words. Why and how it stimulates is another testament why our brain is our largest sexual organ. Whether we like it or not, the spoken word evokes emotions, sensation and increased blood flow to various regions of our body. And if they are erotic enough, they will send blood where it needs to be.

I know that women tend to be more responsive by what words go into our ears. It does take some practice but if you do it right, it is an art form and the key to raising her enthusiasm for what follows.

Missus Singapore out!

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

HIS FIRST DATE SEX

I received this email from a guy Alan, in response to a poll that I published last month - Sex on the first date. Apparently, he engaged in it early this month, his first attempt at it. He is 38, divorced, and his 'victim' was his 26-year old colleague.

He describes it as an accidental thing (how can sex ever be considered accidental?). So it was a movie, dinner and then to the club before they headed back to his place. According to him, they were always pally at work and were on good social terms as well.

However, after that fateful night, things remained as per normal. And he now tells me how she even refuses to acknowledge what they did that night. Well, my response was, What did you expect? Love? It was obviously a one night stand which she did not want to affect her working life.

Here is the thing. Girls do use guys too, in case you didn't already know. In this case, to get off, and have no baggage to carry along after that. She seems like a smart girl, knows what she wants, gets it and goes about with her life unaffected.

So Allen's first day sex would probably be his only sexual outing with her, unless he plays his cards right. Do as she does, play it cool and she may just be drawn back to you for a second date, and more sex. The worse thing you can do is bemoan the situation and be whimpy about it. Move on!

Missus Singapore out!

Monday, November 14, 2011

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

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You'll be surprised what this commercial is for. Talk about using sex to sell. Where will the line be drawn?

That said, I'm sure you will start off the week with the brand in mind. Have a good week ahead.

Missus Singapore out!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

BLUE BULLET

Storing a sex toy discretely is always a challenge so when this little gadget arrived, I was not cracking my head when it came to putting it away. Tucking the Vivid Mini Bullet Vibrator at the back of my desk drawer was not a problem.

That said, from experience, most of the smaller toys that I own have been quite disappointing performance wise. As it turned out, this was not to be one of them.

Considering its size and it’s very affordable price tag, this toy from The Adult Toy Shoppe did prove worthy. The vibes on this bullet vibrator were quite impressive. Not exactly unique in design but I was surprised that something so small could whack up such a supercharged effect, and better still, with hardly a hum to be heard!

Measuring about 1½ inches long and just over half an inch wide, it was easy to get into the mood for sex by holding it next to your clitoris. I had it there for about three minutes and I was all juiced up with natural lubrication in no time(READ: I was super WET okay!).

Perfect for the first timer to bullet vibrators, this one will also come in handy for travel or as a present for a girlfriend. My only peeves are its rather flimsy plastic shell and the fact that you will need two AA batteries to pack with it.

Here is the MS VERDICT on the Vivid Mini Bullet Vibrator

Delivery: 3.5 out of 5 (arrived in Singapore in 10 days)

Packaging: 4 out of 5 (Comes in a hard plastic casing)

Design: 2.5 out of 5 (For US$9.99 what do you expect?)

Function: 3 out of 5 (Good for first timers)

Total MS Score: 13 out of 20 (GOOD)

Saturday, November 12, 2011

45 CENT DILEMMA

A woman says to her mother: 'I'm divorcing my John (her husband). All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent coin. It used used to be the size of a 5 cent coin.'

Mother says: 'You're married to a millionaire lawyer, live in an 8-bedroom mansion facing the ocean, drive a Posche, get $10,000 a week for your allowance, get to take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?'

The woman has nothing to say. Instead she goes online and orders a gallon bottle or anal lubricant.

Missus Singapore out!

Friday, November 11, 2011

WHEN WOMEN COME IN SECOND

This ad for a lens really does to some extent, explain just how men love their IT and electronic gadgets. Let's not forget how much attention they pay to their cars too.

This reminds me of a car fair I went to in Hong Kong several years ago. No, it wasn't because of interest that I attended it. I was just accompanying a friend.

So anyway, attended by men mostly, there were female auto models at some booths - all wearing as you might expect, really skimpy clothes. This one young and very attractive model experienced a costume malfunction when her tube top just fell off on her feet. It was one of those velcro-type ones.

Now bear in mind, it was packed. All around the place were eager men. Just as that happened - her exposed boobs were by this time, there for all to see - I only noticed a handfull of men whose eyeballs turned and stayed focused on her tatas. The majority turned for but a second, and went back to oogling at the cars on show.

Either they did not want to make her feel embarassed or they just didn't care. But from what I observed, most were just too busy with the cars. This sort of emphasises the point that if you want to tease a guy effectively, you got to do it at the right time and place. Competing with gadgets and cars is futile.

Of course there are groups of guys who attend these car shows for the babes. I know because I know quite a number of guys who do so.

Missus Singapore out!

Thursday, November 10, 2011

SO MONICA

Thanks ED449 from Utah, for this hilarious badge. I think I've seen it sometime back but it is definitely worth a post. But that seems like such a long time ago. In any case, the recent scandal by the Italian Prime Minister makes Clinton's indiscretions seem so insignificant.

Missus Singapore out! 

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

OUT WITH IT!

Here is a confession sent in by a Singaporean woman. After a series email ding-donging to ensure that I keep her details a secret, she finally relented and sent this in. She is a 32-year old hospital worker who is married with a two-year old child.

"When I got married to my husband, I thought that he was the sweetest guy alive. However, his controlling ways soon hit me when he began telling me how to behave in public with him, how to dress up and even how to make up.

"Initially, I thought it was just his way of showing me how to look good. And being the naive person I was then, I went along with it. Now I know that by giving in to him, he was gradually tightening his chokehold on me. I felt like I was Mrs Potato Head as he would tell me how to dress up, color of make up to use, nail polish colour, etc. It was like he was fixing me up every day.

"Naturally, soon he began to tell me how to have sex and what to do to him. I began to resent him. He was however not abusive in the physical sense. But I did feel like I was losing myself.

"One day, I was at my friend's place and I was confiding in her. She has been my bestest friend since our school days. She also had a younger brother whom we used to tease quite a lot. He was also good with computers which was the reason I asked him to come over to my place to help me with some issues I was having. My husband had been sitting on it for the longest time and I was by that time getting impatient.

"So one weekday, an off-day for me, he agreed to come over. I don't know what came over me but I suddenly began to touch him all over quite blatantly. I was very aroused by his reciprocation and soon, without saying much, I was doing to him all the things that I've always wanted to do with a man. It all just came out. It had been years since I got down on my knees to give a guy a blow and take him the way I wanted to. I never had such a wild sex workout in my life and I made sure I came hard.

"The best part was I didn't feel one bit guilty. In fact, we have been meeting quite regularly, at least once a week to have sex. Actually, wild sex to be honest. So while my husband can continue to treat me like I was Mrs Potato-Head, little does he know that she can also be the biggest bitch in bed ever. He doesn't realise what he is missing, but at this point, I really don't care."

MS: Phew, that was some confession. I must admit that your tone did give me the sense of much anger and desperation. I'm not one to judge but it looks to me like this is the perfect recipe for disaster. It may be fun now but these affairs always have the knack of hitting the wall at some point. And when it hits the wall, you know the kind of noise it will make and the things that will start crawling out from it. That said, I'm glad you sent in such a compelling email confession and got it off your chest.

Missus Singapore out!

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

THE GRADUATE

This glass beauty is the first toy I’ve ever received from a local online sex store and I was pleasantly surprised by it. It’s so easy on the eye – not just the bubbles but the colour.

The Pink Graduate from Alice Maple, is around 7 inches and has seven glass bubbles. It has a solid feel about it and is not flimsy like some other glass toys. You can just feel the quality the moment you run your hands over it.

This however, is an anal glass dildo but not for the squirmish and neither it is for the newbie because even the first bubble takes some getting used to, and it progressively gets bigger as you go down the toy.

However, that said, a little lube is all you need to get it comfortably in. Be careful though because with lube, it does get really slippery. The slight curve is very thoughtful to the orifice it is intended for so there is no need to twist or bend it for a good fit. Easy to clean up, the only downside - it's a little costly at S$74.90 even though shipping is free in Singapore.

Here is the MS Verdict on the Pink Graduate Anal Glass Toy

Delivery: 5 out of 5 (arrived on the same day!)

Packaging: 3.5 out of 5 (Comes with a heavily-cushioned bag)

Design: 4 out of 5 (Glass is sophisticated)

Function: 4 out of 5 (Had a mother of orgasms with this one but not for anal beginners)

Total MS Score: 16½ out of 20 (VERY GOOD)

Missus Singapore out!

Monday, November 07, 2011

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

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I just love this ad which might especially go down well with all of you who grew up with The Muppets. Just thought it would be a great way to help kick off the week, a very short one if you are located in these parts.

It's the time of the year to save up and be sober before you go broke and get wasted.

Missus Singapore out!

Sunday, November 06, 2011

SINGAPORE REVELATION

I met a friend for hi-tea yesterday and she was going on and on about my blog. While she was telling me how she loved it, she also pointed out that I was not quite accurate about a post I made recently about Audrey Tan, a Singapore-born exotic dancer based in New Zealand.

No, it wasn't anything about her but she wanted to pointed out that she is not the first. Even before the now-famous Anabel Chong and present rave, Tila Tequila, thery have been and are still other Singaporeans who are in porn.

How did she know? Well her classmate from a long time ago is in it with her cousin. She is not in the mainstream porn videos but poses a lot in several men's magazines.

I've often wondered what compels women to go into porn and while I have absolutely no qualms about what people chose to do, I am curious. Apparently, the money is not exactly as good as it used to be but it is decent enough, according to my friend.

They were not forced or coerced into it and neither did it constitute part of a payback for any loans. These women were not exactly poor or desperate but had always wanted to perform in the adult industry. I suppose that is good enough for me. After all, they are doing what they have always wanted to do unlike the thousands of people who sell theirselves short by working in an industry that they are not exactly trained or want to do.

I've an engineer friend in the banking industry. Another girlfriend, trained in marketing but works in a hotel. Both are miserable but keep doing it because the pay is good.

So I guess it's really doing what we want to do that counts in this very short life that we have. But more importantly, I'm starting to realise that there are a lot more Singapore women in the porn industry that we don't know about. I'd love to get the opportunity to interview them. Let's just see how it goes with my friend's classmate.

Missus Singapore out!

Saturday, November 05, 2011

FRISKY TEXAN MEN

An 80-year-old Texas Rancher goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do You stay in such great physical condition?'

'I'm from Texas and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm In such good shape. I'm up well before daylight riding heard and Mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer and all is well.'

'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be More to it. How old was your Father when he died?'

'Who said my Father's dead?'

The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's Still alive? How old is he?'

'He's 100 years old,' says the old texan. 'In fact he worked with and hunted with me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and had a Little beer and that's why he's still alive. He's a Texas Rancher and he's a Hunter and fisherman too.'

'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'

'Who said my Grandpa's dead?'

Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your
Grandfather's' still alive?'

'He's 118 years old,' says the man

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went
Hunting with you this morning too?'

'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!! Why
Would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?'

'Who said he wanted to?'

Missus Singapore out!

PS: Thank James Bond!

Friday, November 04, 2011

DICK GIFTS

I just love these gifts and am seriously considering them for several of my girlfriends. They were sent by Andrew from Malaysia, one of my most faithful followers. He is also interstingly, a divorce lawyer there who has shared lots of stories which I may just post here.

Missus Singapore out!

Thursday, November 03, 2011

TASTY SEX TIPS

We all experience sexual peaks at different phases of our lives. In order to get the most from them, we have got to recognise when we are actually in one.

This, I find is more difficult for women as it is for men simply because most of us just don't know how to tap into our sexual thoughts and feelings the way men do. Possibly it is the fault of women or even due to the leanings of society on what a decent woman should have in her head, but either way we are losing out on what should be phases of intense sexual fulfilment.

I have found it useful to keep a journal where I record my sexual thoughts, dreams, fantasies and feelings. This has helped me focus on my libido which ultimately would push me on to better experiences of a sexual nature.

Let's face it, what turns us on when our minds are on the sex frequency, is easily forgotten when our sex hormones switch off. So before we lose those thoughts, it's a good idea to record them down.

Thinking about sex build desire and if you have a point of reference, then you won't be spending so much time trying to figure out what your turn-on points are. We need to take sex seriously if we want to enjoy it, seriously.

Missus Singapore out!

Wednesday, November 02, 2011

DILDO WITH A FEMININE TOUCH

I know some women like them big and here's one for you from the Katy Perry range of giant dildos. But it also has a feminine touch to it.

This photo was sent in by Doobie563, who hails from Auckland, New Zealand. Thank you for this.

Missus Singapore out!

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

FOR THE BOOB-LOVING MAN

Here is a picture sent in by Winnie Chew from Singapore. According to her, she has grown so tired of men looking at her boobs more than her face. She has a D cup but tells me that she wears a bra which is a cup size smaller to 'hide' her curves. She also almost never wears anything revealing these days in the hope that people will take her more seriously.

Well, I told her that if she has it, she should flaunt it. If she really has a brain to show off, sooner or later, it will take centerstage. So let them oogle all they want, get them distracted and then you hit them with your wit and intelligence - chances are you will be admired more. Beauty, Brains and Boobs - what a combo.

Missus Singapore out!