VIDEO OF THE WEEK

Here is another video to start your week off. It's yet another example of why sex sells even though it has very little to do with the product that is being advertised.

I also like to take this opportunity to wish all my visitors a Happy Halloween 2011. Thanks for your support.

Missus Singapore out!

A WEIRD TOUCH OF RED

A friend was talking to me about this weird guy she met on Friday. It was an office colleague of hers and they were quite pally. She knew him from her university days so it was without hesitation or suspicion that she accepted his invitation for a Halloween party.

So anyway, this was a fledging Fuck Buddy relationship about to be realise. Back to his apartment around 3am, a few drinks and there they were kissing and fondling each other furiously.

"I didn't care. I was just too horny" my friend related.

Then out of her top, she reached to undo his trousers and let it fall to the floor. The sight had her jaw following suit instantaneously. He had on a red lacy string. He asked her if she liked it, and according to her, it was something she would actually buy but not for a guy to don.

Almost immediately, she grabbed her blouse and made up some excuse that she needed to get somewhere else, anywhere but there essentially. He was a little too drunk to bother and asked her to let herself out.

"I was sober at once." she said.

I am just waiting anxiously to see how they react towards each other when they are at the office next week. Should be interesting indeed!

I told her that it wasn't weird at all. I mean I know of several guys who actually buy and wear women's intimates. There are definitely weirder people out there. Trust me!

Missus Singapore out!

THE SWALLOWERS (POLL 40)

I've finally compiled the results of a recent poll on swallowing cum, just to see if it is a growing trend. Apparently, it is. I suppose with the Internet allowing more people (men and women) the opportunity to discover more about sex through porn, it has led to greater exploration.

Of course I don't believe porn is a good point of reference for those wanting to learn more. It's just too made up. Like what happens in the movies, you cannot really let porn dictate what happens in reality.

Anyway, the poll was split into two; one for men and the other for women. Here are the results.

GUYS: DO YOU LIKE A GIRL TO SWALLOW?
YES: 93 (63%)
NO: 9 (6%)
DOESN'T MATTER: 46 (31%)

Total Votes: 149

GALS: DO YOU SWALLOW?
Yes: 47 (67%)
No: 23 (33%)

Total Votes: 70

Clearly, there is no denying that more women swallow, which is great news for you guys. But seriously, for the woman, it is a pleasurable experience too, well at least for me it is). It gives us the feeling of affirmation that what we are doing is right. Perhaps a feeling of conquest even.

Honestly, for me, I love it because it just tastes great!

Missus Singapore out!

MINI SAVIOUR

Did you read about this? A virus spread by oral sex may cause more cases of throat cancer in men than smoking... You can read more of this here.

What this means for us women is that there is now yet another excuse for men not to go down on us. Several worldwide studies have already indicated that about 63% (cumulative) of men won't go down on a woman. And of those who do, many women would rather that they don't (if you get my drift).

So I can forsee that in the cuming months and years, there is one sex toy that will be taking the world by storm, the Mini-Tongue. I think I should review this gadget real soon.

Missus Singapore Out!

JELLY ROYALE

No, this is not by any measure another 007 movie but the subject of my latest toy review, the Jelly Royales Dong.

When I first opened this amazing toy, the colour and size were eye-catching to say the least. This nine-inch dong from Edenfantasys was a sight to behold. Its 1¾ thickness was equally impressive. Although it also comes in pink, I received the clear version, which I must say was for me, more pleasing to the eye.

It was quite smooth to the touch and firm. Perhaps I would have preferred more distinct veins on it but nonetheless, it had me licking my lips. Of course my other pair of lips didn’t need any help in that department as I was rearing to go the moment this relatively thick dildo sat in my hands.

Now this sex toy was quite deceiving because there was nothing ‘jelly-ish’ about how hard it was. And it was really hard. Owing to that, I certainly wouldn’t recommend it for the newbies because it’s not at all flexible. And if you’re an anal virgin, don’t even think about it!

When it came to lubing, that was when the jelly material worked perfectly. Just a little water-based lube, and it slipped in quite easily. With its distinct bulbous head, your inner walls will thank you lots. Just remember not to be too over enthusiastic because as I mentioned, this baby is hard.

Anally, the Jelly Royales Dong’s firmness is an advantage. There is no risk of it bending out of place and causing discomfort. But like I said, it’s still a bit too advanced for the anal newbie.

Aside from the head, I love the big balls at the base of it. When you do get in all the way, they bang against your ass is an absolute delight. Talk about realistic - this one certainly fits the bill.

For a partner watching or sitting close by, this clear version is also a visual delight as you get to see the inner walls stretching as it does its magic.

Here is the MS VERDICT on the Jelly Royales Dong

Delivery: 3.5 out of 5 (arrived within two weeks)

Packaging: 4 out of 5 (Comes in a hard plastic casing)

Design: 4 out of 5 (Clear version is visually pleasing)

Function: 4 out of 5 (Good for vaginal use but not for anal beginners)

Total MS Score: 15½ out of 20 (GOOD)

MS ADVISORY

Here is the latest MS Advisory for safe sex. It comes in the form of a French print ad, very much like the one that I posted last month; the naked anti-terrorist assault team member.

I just wish that they had some similar ads with women too because like it or not, this is not a gays-only disease. It is a human virus affecting all humans, man or woman.

Just remember to be safe at all times and use rubber if you don't know who or she has been with.

Missus Singapore out!

OUT WITH IT!

I've a few confessions lined up which I have to admit that I totally forgot about. They were sent in some months ago. This one comes from a girl from Singapore (yay!), Amanda, who shares what she got up to on her 21st birthday in March earlier this year.

"My friends spend my birthday with me at a local pub and were determined to get me drunk. Their reason was because of all five of us girlfriends, I was the only one who never got drunk before. So anyway, they did succeed to some extent and finally, we left the pub to go home.

"I was spending the night at one of my girfriend's homes. In fact, all of us did so. We got there and continued drinking until one by one, they passed out. Ironically, at one point, I was the only one still awake. Restless, I decided to find something to eat.

"When I got to the kitchen, I bumbed into my friend's younger brother. He was 18. I knew him as long as I knew my friend which was years, and we were always on friendly terms. However, that was the first time I saw him shirtless and realised that his years of competitive swimming did leave him a really nice bod.

"We started talking a while and I don't know what came over me when I asked him for a slow dance! That was very unlike me. Blame it on the alcohol if you like but midway through, I grabbed his dick. The strange thing was I didn't even look up to see his reaction. All I did was to go down on my knees as I pulled down his boxers. He was hard by then and before he could wink an eyelid, I had his dick all the way down my throat.

"I sucked him like there was no tomorrow. He didn't resist even though I knew he had a steady girlfriend. A few minutes later, he blew his load at the back of my throat and I licked him clean before pulling up his boxers. I didn't say anything else and just walked back to the bedroom where my girlfriends were sleeping.

"No one knows about it and I don't think I will divulge this to anyone. Her brother too is clearly embrassed by the incident which I think he too would like to keep a secret. But looking back, I realised that it was not the alcohol because if it was, I wouldn't be able to clearly detail the story to you. Maybe I was just horny, but definitely not so pissed that I couldn't recall what I was doing that early morning.

"I am so nasty. I went to grab something to eat and I certainly did. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to get this off my chest. At least I feel much better even though no one will know about it."

This was the actual email Candice sent to me. I hope you enjoyed it. I certainly did.

Missus Singapore out!

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

Here is one for all you wondering if you're sex addicts. It's quite obvious but sometimes seeing it for yourself will seal your affirmation. For all the rest, you know you already are sex addicts so no need any confirmation, just make sure you stay true to yourself and screw your week away.

Missus Singapore out!

FB PHONE IS HISTORY

After struggling to keep it going, I finally decided to put my 'special FB phone' to rest. It had been giving me lots of problems - the SMSes were always delayed, the ringer chose when to ring or not, and the battery also kept dying on me.

Of course the easiest thing to do was to get a new phone but why pay for it. Of course if one of them would want to kindly buy me one, I wouldn't object but as it turned out, all they really wanted was to take from me and not give in return. And I also didn't feel that it was going to be any loss for me, since I already had a band of FBs who liaise via email.

So with a failing SIM card and phone, I finally tossed them. It is history and with it a long list of FBs whom I've played with over the past 10 years. Lots of people have cum and gone through the phone, and I mean cum in the literal sense of the word. It's a new era and new FBs lay await on the horizon, I am sure.

Those who have my email and know about the impending end to my phone, you know what to do. :-)

Missus Singapore out!

WESTERN VS TRADITIONAL

This was sent in by James Bond. Enjoy it and have a great weekend. Thanks for all your contributions but I would like to re-emphasize that I only post images that are not pornographic. Nudity is fine and some show of genitalia is okay provided it does not step into the realm of hardcore. Thanks for your understanding. So here goes.

While in China , an American man was very sexually promiscuous and did
not use condoms during the entire time he was there.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he woke-up one morning to
find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately went to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and told the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I've got
bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and
almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.”

The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc.”

The doctor answers, “I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to
have to amputate your penis.”

The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”

The doctor replies, “Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but
surgery is your only option.”

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease.”

The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American doctor, always want operate. Make more money that way. No need to amputate!”

“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.

“Yes”, says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two week. Fall-off by itself!”

Missus Singapore out!

WALKING ON SUNSHINE

I'm not sure what the practice is for jumping into bed soon after a relationship but a friend of mine (I mentioned her in a post recently) took approximately two hours after finalising her divorce. Even by my standards, that is super quick.

The guy was her insurance agent which she neither was in a serious relationship with or wanted to go into one. I met him before and although not exactly what I would define a hunk, he is a plesant enough guy.

So the story goes that soon after things were ironed out, she just felt that she needed to get some things out of her system. So she called this guy up and they agreed to meet at a hotel in Chinatown.

He had always dangled the idea but she was never quite in the mood for sex. In fact, she told me that the last time she had any sex was two years ago, and even that meant no self-service. Gosh, I'm not sure if I could hang on that long without dick or dildo in me. But I suppose my willpower is not as strong.

So long story short, she immediately called me after to report that she finally had sex and experienced the biggest and nastiest orgasm ever. Since it was the same day as the planned finalisation of her divorce, I had actually figured that she had got back with her husband and got things sorted out in bed. Foolish me.

Anyway, a few of us friends were thinking how we needed to take some measures to boost her flagging mood due her divorce but apparently, she doesn't need out help because she has started her new life just fine. She's really walking on sunshine at the moment.

Missus Singapore out!

SOONER OR LATER

This is a manual that will be distributed to all seniors at some point or other. However, with the situation in Singapore, it appears that someone screwed things up and started distributing it to newly married couples, hence our low birth rates. Thanks Don from Singapore for this contribution and all the other toons you sent in.

Missus Singapore out!

COMES WITH THE TERRITORY

With birth rates at dangerously low levels in Singapore, marriage seems to be talked about all over the place. Of course the stress is on the good aspects of it and conveniently, the reality of marriage is ommited.

Our government doesn't seem to realise that it's a lifelong committment but all the bonuses and benefits for having children are not! Milk powder and diapers alone will set you back considerably and when that is done with, there are the preschool days and later, mainstream school. In all this time, let's not forget medical bills. And we all know how often kids these days fall ill.

The picture does disguise the fact that children are not really the main issue here but the union of marriage between the two peopls is. While the parents chase their career goals and fulfill their financial obligations, there is very little time to spend with the kids but even before that, finding time to have sex.

Couples are just too tired and if sex is had just to procreate, children entering the frame (when not mentally prepared) can only lead to disaster. The relationship strains and even less sex is then likely. Love is only part of the equation. Marriage and having children has to be spoken off in much detail in order to get the expectations and schedule of responsibilities out of the way.

This was exactly what I said to a few young couples at a symposium for couples intending to tie the knot. I was invited to attend and later had my say when they audience broke off into groups.

Amazingly, all of them had no idea that the arrival of children could have such an impact on their sex lives. Pity, with all the education we dish out on our citizens, almost nothing is spoken about the different stages of the marital relationship, especially when it comes to intimacy. But it helps somewhat to know that celebrity or not, no one is immune to the effects that marriage can have to a couple's intimacy.

Bottom line is you have to work your heart, mind and soul at it. That is the hard part. Getting married isn't.

Missus Singapore out!

KUDOS TO AUDREY

Yet another Singaporean hottie making it big in the adult industry. Audrey Tan is the Asian winner for the title of Miss Erotica 2011 held in New Zealand. All I can say is yay! How many women are brave enough to step over and find a zone they fit in nicely, even if it's not exactly one that is popular with a conservative Asian society like Singapore?

She is one brave woman and confident at the same time which is a lot more than you can say about all the critics from her home country. Jealousy and envy come to mind when you read about all the negative things people have to say about her. What is most important is that she is not bothered by it and is in fact excited by where her potentially new career path might take her.

Let's put it this way, right or wrong, it is her decision and her life to lead. Let's just celebrate her boldness to go where few Singaporean women would go. I am a fan!

Missus Singapore out!

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

For all of you thinking of being 'extra' productive at the office, here is this week's video that might give you some ideas. It shows you how to avoid getting caught with your pants down. Have a nasty (in the good sense) week ahead.

Missus Singapore out!

TROPHY SPOUSE

A friend of mine Helena seems to think that she is a trophy wife. She is tall, curvaceous, a real looker and mother of three but apparently, her husband will only be nice to her when he wants her to accompany him to his numerous business gatherings.

"It's clear he only wants to show me off. I'm really okay with that but what I hate most is that he always interrupts me when I want to put any opinions through or mingle." She said.

However, what she doesn't realise is that when she is out with her friends and her husband is with her, she does the same thing to him. Granted he is a pleasant enough guy with a nice butt (LOL!) it is obvious that he is also ther for show, because he is a successful in his career. I know because I am often there during these social outings.

When I poinbted this out to her, she was a little taken aback but after some thought, realised that she too was guilty of the very same thing that she accuses her husband of.

Well, it's normal isn't it? At some point, married or not, we either consciously or unconsciously showcase our 'catch'. It's human nature really to try to do so and at the same time, as a means to convince ourselves that we are with a great partner.

It's a trophy society and no one can deny it. That's what we have all come to subscribe whether we admit it or not.

Missus Singapore out!

SEX ON THE FIRST DATE (POLL 39)

I've not been particularly active at this. I've only had it three times in my life not counting the swing-type parties. So I'm still rather wet behind the ears, so to speak.

This poll was done in August and received a total of 96 votes. Thanks to all of you who voted.

POLL: Have you ever had sex on the first date?
Yes: 38 (39%)
No: 58 (61%)
Total Votes: 48

So it seems that the majority are not the sort to jump into bed on the first date, preferring instead to wait, which I suppose is a good thing to do. But then again, getting it over and done and finding out if he/she rocks in bed or not, can save you a lot of time and money pursuing this person. Life is too short to be wondering.

Missus Singapore out!

NASTY CURVES

So I’ve finally had the opportunity to try out both dildos; the 8 Inch All American Whopper Dong in black and flesh. (The link is for the 6 1/2 inch versions but do ask for the bigger ones). Here’s what I think of them. Obviously, they both felt the same so my experiences will include both.

I’ve had curved dildos before but don’t you just hate it when the curve is almost non-existent once they are in you? It has to do with flexibility; ideal in certain situations and uncomfortable in others.

What these dildos from Adam & Eve gave up in by their rigidity, they certainly made up in their ability to hit the right spots where curve dildos are designed to titillate. They didn’t bend on entry and stayed curved all the way in.

However, for beginners, this will take some getting used to because if not handled or angled properly, can cause a little discomfort. That said, these babies seem more ideal for anal use due to the anatomical structure of that part of our bodies. With a little lube, it slides in quite easily and doesn’t flap about all over the place or slip out. That, I guess, is the advantage of more rigid dildos. But again, this is not ideal for anal newbies.

As for aesthetics, the veins are as real as you will get but I find the head’s colour tone, a little exaggerated. Personally, I like the black one more, because it just looks nastier.

Here is the MS Verdict on the 8 Inch All American Whopper Dong (Black and White)

Delivery: 3.5 out of 5 (Took 14 days from order to delivery)

Packaging: 4 out of 5 (Regular brown box)

Design: 4 out of 5 (Nasty looking but realistic to the touch)

Function: 3.5 out of 5 (Good for vaginal use but requires some skill for anal use.)

Total MS Score: 15 out of 20 (GOOD)

ASK THE BOLDER WOMAN

Q. As much as I try, I just can't seem to shake off my insecurities. Is it really that important for me to curb them? My girlfriend seems to think so.

MS: Just how insecure are we talking about? Do you feel jealous of your best friend's looks or his new car? Do you envy your girlfriend's status, job or salary? Bear in mind that everyone has their share of insecurities, but in the dating world, it's vital that you keep these insecurities under your hat.

One of the most important things a woman looks in a man is confidence, and if she sees that you are constantly insecure and jealous, you won't seem so poised. So if you can't put a stop to your insecurities and your green-eyed monster, at least try to keep it to yourself.

I'll consider you lucky because at least your girlfriend has brought it up to you, which is an indication that she might find you worth the trouble. Most women I know just cut their losses without saying why. So I think, it's really in your best interest if you do something about it.

Missus Singapore out!

AIRBAGS FOR MEN

Why is it we don't see ideas like this that spring out for women? But then again, if they did, what would it look like. This was sent in by Doreen, from Malaysia, who interestingly, also sent me a recipe of one of the dishes she often prepares in a restaurant she runs in Kuala Lumpur.

Apparently, it will get the woman all hot and horny for the night. I will definitely try it out and let you know what happens. This must rank up there with one of the most strangest of things anyone has sent me thus far.

Missus Singapore out!

MARITAL RISKS TO CONSIDER

There are lots of tips on how to keep a marriage alive over the long haul. You can find them almost everywhere, even in several of my posts on Missus Singapore. However, the two traits that I constantly bring up are communication and continuing intimacy.

That said, I've actually compiled some feedback over the years - many couples - and I've extracted their recipes for a successful marriage. Of course the jury is still out on how long they will stay married so I've only considered those who have been married for more than 20 years; not many to be honest, and isolated what they do differently from the traditional marriage practices of many others.

1 SPEND TIME TOGETHER
Obvious concept but just how many couples actually have the time to put aside and spend it with each other. Work, family and friends take a lot of time and energy that we often leave couple time very low down the list.

Of the couples that were married for more than 20 years, all of them admit spending an 'obscene amount of time' with each other. A few were totally the opposite until they changed their ways and renewed the vigor in their marriages.

"We used to have many couple time outs - so often (because we enjoyed it) but it became the norm and spending time with each other thereafter, never featured strongly in our lists of priority" said Jane E, a 46-year old fashion coordinator.

While I too believe in couple time-outs, they are what they are, time-outs away from the main marital journey. They should not constitute the main feature in any serious relationship, let alone a marriage.

2. HAVE ANOTHER PERSON IN YOUR LIFE
It's debatable on the extent of this other person (of the opposite sex) but this veteran couples admit having a third person in their life. Not necessarily for sex but close confiding relationships, either a best friend of the opposite sex. I found this extremely surprising considering that these couples lived in what is supposedly a conservative Asian society.

"I have a guy friend whom I new since college and we have been keeping in touch and going out for coffee quite often. At times we innocently flirt but it's great to have someone who can give me a male perspective on things other than my husband. Besides, being with someone else gives me a sense of feeling attractive." Brenda Kow, a 44-year old legal assistant said.

I guess if the hubby is alright with that, it's okay but I have my doubts about keeping a close relationship with someone of the opposite sex. It will take some doing and a whole lot of self-restraint to avoid sex. Friendships are one thing but talking sex, over and over again, may lead to further exploration. Maybe I am just too horny for my own good, but that's me. Dangerous ground for me, this one.

3. SELF-GRATIFICATION
I swear by this one. Get a toy and have a regular orgasm if you are not getting it during regular sex. On second thoughts, even if you are, there is nothing like pleasing yourself once in a while. It kind of gives you a secret live, without betraying anyone. This is something I think everyone should have. Mutual masturbation is an oxymoron and doesn't count.

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

This is a hilarious video to start your week off. Just not sure when this was made because you need to be married to have good sex, according to it.

Have a super week and don't let the Monsoon season get you down.

Missus Singapore out!

OFFERING 'CONDOM'LENCES

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know what that meant. Their first night there she undresses, as he does. There she stood, nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?" She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She standing there with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, "What's with this ... a black condom?" He replies, "I want to offer my condolences."

HE FAKES IT TOO - PART 2

Both ejaculation and orgasm are separate responses. The former is controlled by muscles near the prostate gland while the latter is controlled by spinal nerves. It’s very much similar to what is found in the realm of tantric sex scriptures. Sting and Woody Harrelson are two notable guys who swear by it. That said, this is not something that the majority of men know how to achieve.

But the big question is why do they do it in the first place?

Doug Bong, a government officer said: “Contrary to popular belief, we are not always in the mood. There are times when work stress, financial commitments and other factors can mess up with our libido. It does happen!”

Lim F, a banker added: “My wife always seems to think that us guys can cum at the drop of a hat. Well, not always true but if I don’t cum for her, a whole load of things will come to her mind and it can be even worse for me to deal with. She would jump to conclusions that I don’t find her sexy enough, I don’t love her, or worse still, I am seeing someone else who is fulfilling my sexual needs. So I fake it.”

Both Doug and Lim however are condom users, which works in their favour. Unfortunately, I was unable to identify any guy who uses the Tantric method.

For the woman though, I suppose if she is not paying much attention, it might be easy to fake things. Say a guy wants to cum in a towel or tissue. But for me – and all the swallowers out there – faking it would be a hard thing to do. If I don’t get my drink, I will persist until I do so! So there is no fooling Missus Singapore.

At least there is a way for us to make sure we get a man to cum. Is there a sure-fire way to be certain that a woman will cum?

Missus Singapore out!

HE FAKES IT TOO - PART 1

I did a series of interviews sometime back and decided to follow up on some research that was not used. The piece centred on investigating the idea that men fake orgasms too. I’ve heard of it before but never thought it was this common. Not as common as the frequency that women do but still, they do it.

In a study conducted by an US-based men’s magazine, it was reported that up to 35% of men have admitted to faking an orgasm at least once. Twenty-nine percent do it every few months. In Singapore, a straw poll carried out by yours truly over the course of four months uncovered that the numbers were less; 17% faking it once and 12% more than once every few months.

I’m sure you must be asking what I did a long time ago: “How can he possibly fake it?”
Well, apparently, the most common way is to breathe heavily, clench their groin muscles, throw their heads back in apparent ecstasy and give out a big sigh, and if a condom is used, they quickly dispose of it without their partner knowing any better.

For those who don’t used condoms, usually if the woman is on the pill, they guy usually tells the woman that he just doesn’t cum with lots of semen to show for it. This is rare but there is a case for this because doctors have indicated time and again that ejaculation and orgasm in a male is not exactly the same thing and may not even occur at the same time. (...to be continued)

Missus Singapore out!

WRONG LOCATION

Here is a great cartoon sent in by YP. I guess this is possibly the only 100% fool-proof way to avoid an unwanted pregnancy. I love it. YP, are you hinting?

Missus Singapore out!

TOUCH IS NATURAL

I recall a neighbour of mine way back when I was around 8 years old. He used to really irritate the hell out of me; pushing me and pulling my hair when we played. But only later did I realise he actually liked me!

Such behavior, I'm told, is natural.

Obviously when we were older (we met again after many years), he was finding other ways of touching me without seeming too intimate. But that's another story.

The main idea is that touch is often a much-overlooked ritual. Many of us take it for granted and when we do try to do it, it often comes off as either too overbearing or contrived.

One of the best ways to get through this is through dancing. I've come to realise that touching each other, an arm, hip or waist during your groove, is more acceptable. It opens doors or can shut them just as quickly but at least you know in an instant if a person digs you or not.

One of the many ploys women use during dancing is to pretend to balance themselves on a guy as if preventing a fall. Good ploy which works a lot of the time.

For the guys, take a gal dancing and you need not have to make up excuses if you have to touch her, i.e. lead her to the dance floor, hold her hand so she doesn't get lost, or even go up (real) close to her to talk to her under all the din. Who knows what that will lead to!

Missus Singapore out!

5 REASONS TO GET A REGULAR LAY

Here is another five reason why sex should be a regular feature in your life, according to one report.

Great Exercise
Having sex will allow you to burn 7,500 calories a year - if you do the deed three times a week for 15 minutes. That's the equivalent of jogging 120km.

Breathing tends to get heavier during intercourse, which raises the amount of oxygen in your cells. The testosterone produced during sex also helps to keep bones and muscles strong.

Pain Relief
Endorphins - hormones that act as weak painkillers - are produced during sex. They act similarly to pain controlling drugs like morphine and codeine by interacting with the opiate - or sedative - receptors in our brain, says medicinenet.com

Sex also helps to train a woman's pubococcygeus (PC) muscle, which is the muscle that supports the pelvic organs. By doing so, it keeps the reproductive organs in shape.

Prostate protection
Most of the fluid that a man ejaculates is secreted by the prostate gland. If ejaculation ceases, the fluid stays trapped in the gland and may cause it to swell.

Regular ejection can help to remove these fluids and in maintaining a healthy prostate.

Preventing Erectile Dysfunction
An erection keeps the blood flowing through penile arteries, so the tissue stays healthy.

Doctors also compare an erection to an athletic reflex: the more you train the more capable you are to perform.

Stress relief
The body produces hormones during sex that help to keep that happy feeling going. Besides the feel-good endorphine, your body produces dopamine - a substance that fights stress hormones - and oxytocin, a desire-enhancing hormone secreted by the .pituitary gland.

Missus Singapore out!

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

Here is this week's video of the week especially for all you TV freaks out there. Enjoy it and have a great week ahead.

Missus Singapore out!

NOT-SO-DISCRETE CARJOB

So it was a quiet Saturday night for a change and I hit the sack really early. But around 3am, my SO and myself were awaken by the sound of music coming from a car stereo.

We live on a sixth floor apartment block with our master-bedroom window directly overlooking a car-park which rises up five stories. So it's really a vantage point from where we are to see everything that goes on at the top level of the car-park, which is usually left vacant.

So we look out the window, and parked directly facing us is this black sedan. The interior light was on and the music playing much louder than it should at that devilish hour of the night.

From where we were, we could see that the man at the driver's seat had his head leaning back in apparent ecstasy while another head was bobbing up and down in the vicinity of his groin.

A glass of water later and we were back at our window while the couple were still at it, with the music still at inconsiderate levels. We were hardly peeved with their nocturnal activities but the music got to us.

Knowing that they would be able to see us if we turned on our bedroom lights, my SO decided to do so. We remained at the window as the lights came on, and started waving at them as the driver noticed it. It was like 'Hey, how you doing, nice night for a blowjob' and gave them a big smile as we waved.

That was nasty of us. But as they realised they had an audience, they immediately panicked. It turned out that the giver was another guy. With their interior lights on, we could see their expressions really clear. Almost immediately, the engine was on and off they drove. Peace and quiet at last.

It didn't matter what they were doing, or if they were gay or not. What mattered was that they had no common sense to do it discretely. They seemed unbothered by how they were doing it with the interior lights on and car stereo blasting away. So bold yet when they realised that they got an audience, they scampered away like rats.

Any of you ever had a similar experience from your apartment window? Just curious.

Missus Singapore out!

SAVE & SAFE

This was sent in by Jorge from the Philippines. He admits to spending lots of money online either, joining a porn site or catching some hot webcam models. According to him, it saves him a lot of money compared to visiting a hooker. He even adds that 'porn never gave anyone STIs.'

I will have to agree with him on the last point. Thanks Jorge.