RULES FOR MARITAL SUCCESS

Here is a cute little poster a friend of mine email me last week. She had it printed out and stuck in her husband's briefcase. I think all marriages solemnized at ROM (Registry of Marriages) should issue this sticker as reminders to couples on who the real boss is. Love it! Thanks Lili.

Missus Singapore out!

IS THIS A JOKE OR WHAT?

A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.

The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is.

The following day, the wife goes to the doctor's office. The doctor asks her what's wrong, why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband?

"Oh, that's easily explained. For the past six months," the wife says, "I've been taking a cab to work every morning. I don't have any money. The cab driver asks me, 'Are you going to pay today, or what?' So, I take an 'or what'."

"Then, when I get to work," she continues, "I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'Are we going to write this down in the book, or what?' So, I take an 'or what'.
I take a cab to go home after work and, as usual, I have no money. The cab driver asks me again, 'So, are you going to pay this time, or what?' Again, I take an 'or what'.

So you see, doc, by the time I get home I'm all tired out and don't want it anymore."
"Yes, I see," replies the doctor. "So, are we going to tell your husband, or what?"

Thanks James for this joke. I hope you understand why we women sometimes are just too tired for sex.

Missus Singapore out!

CLEAN SEX PLEASE, WE'RE ASIAN!

The more you touch your partner as part of foreplay, the more pleasure-inducing brain chemicals are released. Yes, the same arousal hormones that get you horny. Apparently, there is a build up the more tactile sensations are applies.

So if it seems odd that you are spending an awful amount of time touching each other in bed and not getting anywhere, try giving each other a slow bath. Soaping and scrubbing each other is one way to disguise the fact that you are trying to get the hormones in full flow.

Alternatively, you could get him to rub body lotion on you and vice versa. You will be pleasantly surprised.

Who said sex has to be dirty?

Missus Singapore out!

TOO OBSESSED?

What are the signs when you have sex on your mind a wee bit too much? Well this cartoon sent in by Clarice, from New Zealand seems to fit the bill. Unfortunately, according to her, she has become 'too sex focused' ever since her husband bought her a dildo set.

She writes, "All day at work, all I can think of is playing with my dildo set when I get home. It's the same each day, get home, prepare dinner, see to the kids, take a long shower and play with my toys. Unfortunately, my husband has been complaining that I don't spend enough time with him."

Well, you never can tell if the husband bought her those toys just so that he can deflect her attention away from his indiscretions. Oh maybe he may have bought in in good faith but either way, he has brought out the sex monster in Clarice.

Missus Singapore out!

RULES OF FB ENGAGEMENT - PART 2

Here is the second and final part of my rules of FB engagement.

Attraction matters

Always try to pick a FB who you find yourself attracted to. You can be as superficial as you like. After all, it’s just for the lay. No reason why you can’t live out your fantasies with your FB. Besides, if you want to enjoy a game of tennis, you get good gear, so why not apply the same rules with a FB.

Jizz in a jiffy

In my experience, it’s best to have a FB who is living close by. When you feel the urge, you need to address it ASAP. No one likes to wait, least of all a horny person. The spontaneity is killed if one has to wait too long.

Strict criteria

One of the important things in selecting a FB is not to take ‘no’ more than once. If you plan to try out a new FB and he says he is too busy, or makes some dumb excuse that he can’t make it, then he is not for you. You want a FB who will throw things up in the air and rush to service you. Selfish? Perhaps? But you don’t have much time to waste with your FB.

Dog and bone

If you FB does not give you a good boning, find another. Why settle for mediocre when there is magnificent just around the next corner. If he/she fails the trials, move on. And when having sex, forget the traditional lover-making positions (or looking into each other’s eyes for too long), go for the nasty – think doggy, cow-girl, standing, etc. – anything but the missionary which may suggest making love. And remember, it’s vital you both cum. Otherwise, what is the point?

One FB good, two FBs better

You never can tell when one can't show up at the moment you need him/her. Besides, there may be times when you fancy having more than one at a time. For me personally, I feel that three is just about right and try to spread them out equally so I don't get bored with the same strokes. Just like having a few tennis buddies, you want variety and different challenges from time to time.

Well, that’s it folks. Hope you enjoyed this two-parter on FB. Until the next time.


Missus Singapore out!

RULES OF FB ENGAGEMENT - PART 1

A friend of mine came over the other day and we had some drinks. Somewhere between our last glass of wine and first glass of vodka, we decided to list out some of the rules of engagement of a fuck buddy.

Before anything else, here's my definition of a fuck buddy. Someone you are not friends with, at least not in the traditional sense. So if you hang out or chill with this person, he/she doesn't qualify. Neither should a fuck buddy be associated with friends with benefits - these are friends you enjoy spending time with and have sex occasionally.

Invariably, it took a while the next day to decipher our scribblings, but alas I managed to do so and here they are.

Not a relationship

By any stretch, if you are looking to recruit a FB, you have to be certain that you are not looking for a relationship. If you have just come out of a failed one, that's probably the worse time to search for a FB because your emotions will not be able to tell the difference between a new relationship or a FB liaison. Your mind has to be straight when you decide that you want a FB. There is always the risk of falling for a FB so you have to also ask yourself what you would do if such a thing occurs. Always plan ahead. My advice is never the twain should meet.

Clingy dingy

A clingy anything is always a turn off. So expect a clingy fuck buddy to not be worth your energy or time. You are in it to gain pleasure and a wonderful release, not baggage that will leave a bad aftertaste. You want him/her for sex and lines should be drawn way before you get naked. This way, in case you get into a serious relationship, it can be easily broken off. Believe me, it may sound cold and harsh but you will thank me for it. Of course it does not mean you have to be treated or treat your FB like dirt. Mutual respect goes a long way.

Draw the lines

Speaking of drawing the lines, a FB is not someone you share intimate dinners or go on dates with. The only thing you should be eating is each other. A drink before your activities begin is fine but I try not to, at least not in the open.You don't want to have any desire to call them for a casual conversation. In fact, they should not even show up on your social radar.

In and out

No sleepovers. That's how it works. If you want the association to be a pleasant one, then you better not want to wake up in the morning with your FB beside you. The is the perfect recipe for spoiling the thrill of the FB phenomenon. Besides, everyone will be tempted to cuddle up in the morning and this might be open to wrong interpretations and second guessing, and thus complicate matters. End the night in your bed alone.

Gag orders

Always keep your FB a secret.The best kinds are the ones who don't kiss and tell or post in on their blogs or on Facebook. You want to avoid them. No reason to have the world know about what you are up to for recreation.  Besides, when its all cloak and dagger, its more exciting. Text messages are fine to arrange your liaisons.


(to be continued...)

Missus Singapore out!

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

I just love this advertisement. But it does give you another reason on why you should always keep your toys.

Thanks Bernardo for this video and to answer your question, 'No' we don't get such advertisements here, and I am quite sure we never will, at least not in my lifetime. Sigh.

Nonetheless, have a super start to the last week of July. It's amazing how fast time has flown by. And make time for sex!

Missus Singapore out!

SEX TALKS

I've received quite a number of queries about the sex talks that I attend so to address them all at once, I'd like to recommend checking out the HPB website. On occasion, they do hold talks for couples on sex.

Alternatively, many local hospitals also have public talks on sexual issues and sexual health. One of the most common one is Changi General Hospital, but the others do have such talks too. However, the private hospitals have better door gifts and refreshments.

Another avenue I find useful is some of the local online sex toy store sites, which have quite interesting talks from time to time. I don't usually check them out because I usually get invited for some of them. In fact, I've been a speaker and guest at a few of them too. Hope that helps.

Missus Singapore out! 

LOOK WHO'S WATCHING

In a country like Singapore, where more than 80 percent of people live in high-rise apartments, you really have to be careful who may be watching your bedroom activities. Well, watching is really not a big deal but with technology the way it is today, you can never write off seeing yourself on You Tube the day after.

A woman wrote to me saying how she found out about her boyfriend cheating on her from a voyeur who caught him and another girl at a stairway landing in her block. Apparently, she was kneeling in front of him as he was standing. So go figure.

Initially, she didn't actually see the video itself - it appeared on You Tube. But when a friend pointed out that he did bear a striking resemblance to her boyfriend, she checked it out. On questioning him, with the video playing of course, he had nothing to say, although according to her, he had a hard time looking at her in the eye especially when she pointed out the shirt he was wearing in the video, ironically, one she had printed for him on his birthday.

It's really hard to fool around but not impossible. It's just that in a place like Singapore, where privacy and space is a premium, you have to be smart. By the way, I do like this ad.

Missus Singapore out!

TASTY SEX TIPS

Here is one you might like to try. It works for quite a number of people I've recommended to. It really works both ways.

So what you do is kiss his or her inner thighs. Start out with gentle kisses and slowly suck on the flesh, gradually increasing the pressure. Imagine you are giving your partner a hickey and watch how he or she begins to squirm with delight. It's a great way to take the focus off the main course or it can even be used as a pre-penetration teasing ritual.

A friend of mine suggests using ice-cubes which might work for some of you. Try it out and I want to hear about your experiences.

Missus Singapore out!

SLAP FOR A LIE

Here is another good laugh for your folks this mid-week, with courtesy of my regular reader, James Bond. Enjoy.

A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.

FATHER: 'Where were you today son?'
SON: 'At school dad.'
Robot slaps the son!

SON: 'Okay, I was at Sid's watching a DVD with my mates!'
DAD: 'What kind of DVD'
SON: 'Toy story.'
Robot slaps the son again!

SON: 'Okay, it was a porno cries the son.
DAD: 'What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!'
Robot slaps the dad!

MUM: (laughs) He's certainly your son.'
Robot slaps the mum!

CONDEMNED CONDOM

I was at a sex talk last week and at the entrance were several booths where sponsors of the talk were vending their ware. One of them was a condom manufacturer which I will not mention but they went on and on about how thin and strong their condoms were.

It was an interesting demo and a girlfriend of mine was really enjoying herself when she wanted to know that if she were to take out a condom from a randomly chosen box, they would offer the same results from rigorous testing of her own.

Like myself, she was a writer. So the counter guy readily asked her to choose any box which he subsequently opened for her. He pulled out a condom and gave it to her. She took out the condom, asked me to hold one end of it while she tugged on the other. ANd then it happened!

Wonder of wonders, without so much as stretching it that much, it snapped!

Everyone there just gawked and looked at the guy, who also had his lower jaw scrapping off the floor at that point. Poor chap. We really did a number on him although we didn't intend to. Of course to be fair, I don't know of anyone stretching a condom that much during sex. But still, my girlfriend isn't exactly a tough chick with bulging muscles to boast off.

The guy went silent after that and clearly embarrassed, we offered him our apologies and even bought something from his booth. Some spermicide or something like that.

So like the bad luck he experienced with us, you can never quite be too certain that any condom will give you the protection you want when you want it.

Just thought I'd share it with you as I was laughing about it on the train all the way back home the other day.

Missus Singapore out!

PUCKER UP!

Dayne E is an engineer from Houston who sent me an interesting article about kissing. In it, researchers claim that frequent kissing actually makes your lips look more appealing and kissable. This is because it helps the pigments in the lips take on a better shape and colour. So for those of you who want the Angelina Jolie-type lips, take note.

But there is more good news for all you puckering lovers out there.

Apparently, kissing also indirectly prevents plague by producing extra saliva to wash food from the teeth. It also helps to reduce the level of acid content that causes decay. So kiss more and you may possibly avoid visits to the dentist. To come to think of it, I knew this guy once who was flooded with saliva in his mouth. It turned me off then but seeing how he has such great teeth today, makes me want to call him for a kissover.

Missus Singapore out!

MAKE THE ROOM

This week's video of the week is about a guy who has everything going for him. He messes about with two girls in a limo and takes them to his apartment...

Sounds like the perfect night for all three of them but...

Well enjoy it and have a good week ahead.

Missus Singapore out!

BLUE GLASS SPECIAL

I received this toy from EdenFantasys recently and spent quite a bit of time over the next few days, getting intimately acquainted with it. My experience began with much curiosity, since I’ve never had a glass dildo before. I actually did review a glass toy two months back but that was specifically for anal use.

This one is known as the Blue Spiral G dildo. Measuring 7¼ inches in length, and about 1 ½ inches in diameter, it was one of the most intriguing toy I’ve received to date.

Made of Pyrex glass with blue ribbed grooves, it was a delight to feel it in your hand. Clearly, this did not resemble any traditional dildo I know. It was really a work of art. As I soon discovered, the joy of a glass dildo is that you really don’t need lots of lube. Just a dab really, and it will slip in quite easily.

The Blue Spiral G dildo has an insertable length of around 6 ½ inches. I was a little mindful when it came to the ribbed sections but as it turned out; I was pleasantly surprised with the absence of any discomfort. Unlike ribbed rubber dildos that require lots of lube to avoid any friction, with this glass number, there was absolutely none - those who have rather sensitive inner walls would appreciate this very much.

When it came to anal use, this was a delight but I would not recommend it for anal newbies. Use a little more lube if you must and with clitoral stimulation, you’ll find it hard not to get yourself off as I did accidentally (yeah right!)

What I especially like is the bulbous head which resembles a real penis head if you use your imagination but it offers the most pleasure. If you are adventurous, trying dipping it into warm or cold water and get ready for an awesome sensation.

Such is the versatility of glass that you can enjoy it either way. If you haven’t experienced the hot and cold within, this will have you extremely thrilled. Just make sure that it is at a comfortable temperature to the touch.

It’s great that it’s so easy to clean and maintain high hygiene levels, which is always vital with sex toys.

The Blue Spiral G comes with a red pouch that is perfect to keep it free from dust, dirt or scratches. If you need a discreet travel companion, this is it.

I actually think that its design is so unique that it can pass off as a glass ornament in your living room showcase. Just don’t tell them what it is when they have it in their hands, examining it closely.

Here is the MS VERDICT on the Blue Spiral Gdildo.

Delivery: 4 out of 5 (Super quick in just over a week)

Packaging: 3.5 out of 5 (Regular brown box)

Design: 4 out of 5 (The glass is a touch of class while the blue ribbed grooves add that artistic feel to it)

Function: 4 out of 5 (Excellent for both vaginal and anal use with a little lube)

Total MS Score: 15.5 out of 20 (GOOD)

Missus Singapore out!

SEX PERKS - PART 8

Hands up to those of you who are often afflicted by hectic schedules and spells of nervous anxiety. Lately, for me at least, both have been a big part of my life. I fully understand how hard it can sometimes be under such circumstances to get into the mood but since I have to live true to the spirit of what I preach, I make it a point not to exclude sex from my life.

Come rain or shine, hectic schedules or not, I do my best to integrate sex into my schedule. And while it was hard to do initially, it has certainly paid off. I've come to realise the power that sex and lovemaking can have on diluting the negative effects of stress.

By pleasuring each other, you tend to gforget the day to day worries that you face. It may not be a solution by any means but what it does, and does effectively, is re-boot your system and gives you a revitalised mind and body to face your worries with renewed vigor.

Even if you can only manage it once a week, you will find that you are less irritable and stressful. For some friends of mine, sex has also reduced their temper tantrums. Seeing that most of them are working mothers, you can imagine the daily stress they face.

With a relaxed mind, you will also find it important to hit the roads in a better mood. Such is the way of Singaporean drivers that having a relaxed mind is vital to stay sane and accident-free.

So here is yet another reason why you ought to make time for sex. Oh, and make sure it culminates with a big O. Otherwise, why would we consider doing it!

Missus Singapore out!

THIS IS SCARY

This was sent in by Evelyn Touloc. She was telling me how funny she thought it was but later admitted that it really scared her. Well, doesn't it scare us all. But I think as independent a person I think I am, for me, the scariest thing is being alone. Sex is only good for as long as it lasts but companionship will be vital in those advanced years.

Thanks Evelyn, and you know what they say about facing your fears. Do it head on and in this case, get laid as much as you can to make up for those 'dreaded' years.

Missus Singapore out!

THE RIGHT HEIGHT

If you've tried sex while standing, you would know that unless you bring in props, height compatibility is vital for a good experience. If the man or woman is too tall, it just won't work. So at times, heels would be useful.

The best position is when the top of a woman's butt is at the same height off the ground as the man's pelvic bone when he is standing slightly with his legs open. Of course he can open up his legs to go lower but too much and it might be uncomfortable for him. This works if the woman is on the shorter side. However, if she is too short and he too tall, I'm afraid, it may not work well.

There are other ways to do it but I'm talking about both parties standing upright. No bending forward or resting against support and raising your butt. I know this couple where the guy actually twisted his knee trying to get into his wife who is a lot shorter than he is. Poor chap and he was only 28 years old then.

So remember, not every position is the right one for you because you have to consider each other's body. Just don't despair if you can muster one position because as far as I know, there are more than enough positions to experiment with to last a lifetime.

Missus Singapore out!

BOOZE BOOST

I know that just the right amount of booze can get you in the perfect mood for sex but I read about this guy from Greece who insists that he drinks a full bottle of whiskey the night he is going to have sex and according to his lady lover, he manages to stay stiff for the whole night.

To be precise, they have sex for about five hours straight, with no breaks in between. However, the bummer is that he has to sleep it off for the next two days. Most guys I've been with who drink a fair bit usually have a hard time standing, let alone having sex. One however, really turned me off from the whole idea was when he spewed his guts all over the bed. Thankfully, it was at his place and I quickly left him alone to clean the mess up.

That was a little too drunk for me and I should have known better but he was bragging the whole night about how hard he was that I didn't even think to check the good before we headed off to his place. Silly me.

But if a guy (or gal for that matter), drinks just enough to get that high feeling, it can make for a very interesting and how evening. Two beers and another two glasses of liquor or wine will just about do it for me and I'm rearing to go. Anything more and I'd just as well be the sole girl at a gangbang with 50 guys, and I'd wake up the next morning none the wiser.

So for an enjoyable evening (with great sex included), I make it a point to watch just how much I drink. Alcohol can be a good compliment if taken in the right amount. Too much and you'll likely loose your sexual mojo.

Missus Singapore out!

HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH?

I'm just curious. They have standard rates for blow jobs and sex but just how much would it cost for a handjob? I was talking to several guys friends the other day and they seem to think that $5 to $10 is about right.

I then spoke to a few girlfriends who insists that it should be nothing more than $50. Personally I think it should be charged based on time spent jerking the guy off instead of a flat fee i.e. until he blows his load. Two dollars a minute should be fair. What do you peeps think?

I recall my first handjob and it was a total mess! I mean of all the guys I had to experiment with, it had to be this dude who could put Niagara Falls to shame. He blasted all over the place and I remember having to stop somewhere to get it cleaned from my jeans. Jeans and cum spell stain. And let's not forget what he did to my hair. It was the 80s, so go figure.

Anyway, he set me off and after that, it was just one disappointment after the next (in terms of amount) as I always would compare other guys to him. 

Missus Singapore out!

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

For some reason, I couldn't post this week's video in the usual box so I'm putting it here instead. It's an interesting one sent in by Howard, from Las Vegas. I love it.

I've always said how I just love my sex toys but this video takes things to a totally different level altogether. Thankfully, I do have a life outside of my time with my sex toys.

Enjoy it and have a wonderful week.

Missus Singapore out!

REGRETS, REGRETS!

A few friends of mine got together on Friday night for our supposedly scheduled fortnightly girls' night out (haven't done it in six weeks), and it was a little subdued by our standards. Usually there are five of us but this time, only three showed up, including myself.

Not wanting the lesser posse of gals to affect our moods, we decided to dance a lot more then we usually do. It was a great workout. Since our regular driver was one of those who didn't show up, we had every reason to drink ourselves crazy as there was no reason for us to feel guilty that one of us (our designated driver) was not drinking.

By 1am, we were quite high on vodka (not drunk) and obviously, the conversation got more interesting. One of my friends, let's call her Petrina, shared that she was of late, wanting badly to be a part of a gangbang.

Her words were: "We are getting damn old damn fast, and unless we realise at least some of our fantasies, we will be old unfulfilled hangs in no time!"

Well, I don't intend to be an old hag anytime soon but in some ways I agree with her. Well, not particularly about having a gangbang, which has already been ticked off in my list incidentally, but about living out your life to the fullest.

I read a recent article how many matured women seem to feel that they have lost out on a lot because they were too coy about things sex in their younger days, or just too busy with the kids and career. Well, it is really never too late to realise your fantasies, if they are within limits of decency and don't involve hurting or cheating anyone.

My advise is to speak with your partner about it. Share for heaven's sake. Talk is so underrated these days. You will be surprised what it can achieve. Who knows, your husband or partner may have always secretly had a fantasy of watching you getting gangbanged (wishful thinking?) You never can tell.

A guy friend told me sometime back that he actually enjoys watching his wife with another man or two. As for a gangbang, well, he hasn't come to that just yet. It might, according to him, be too much to muster. Try to chalk up as many different experiences today or you may just end up tomorrow, an old hag regretting all you didn't do when you were younger.

Missus Singapore out!

HARD GROOM

Thanks Labelle, for this cartoon. Yes, those were the good old days when there was not a care in the world about unwanted pregnancy or impotency. Hitting it with a stick did little to get him down. As the years come and go, that same stick will come in handy for us gals.

Missus Singapore out! 

WHAT IS KINKY SEX?

I've often been asked by many men and women if I liked and practised kinky sex. Now, I've done a lot of things in (and out) of bed in the sexual sense but I am very hesitant when it comes to me classifying any area or act as being kinky or not.

Kinky to everyone has a different meaning. I mean take me for example. When I first started out, I thought that giving a blowjob was considered kinky! Hang on. Of was it a handjob? Well you get the picture.

It has a lot to do with age (to some extent), experience (to a great extent) and exposure. I mean if you watch blowjobs being given over and over again, say on a porn flick, even if you still haven't done it, it can quite quickly lose its kinky tag.

Kinky connotes a bizarre or deviant area of sex. But that definition too has its flaws because one man's bizarre idea of sex may be another's usual sexual diet. So more confusion.A friend of mine dismisses bondage as kinky sex although a good many others would beg to differ.

Sex covers such an enormous realm that what each of us know about it would probably constitute a miniscule percentile. That is probably what makes it so intriguing to so many of us and it's a good thing. To be kept wondering and curious to explore new things is what it is all about. I suppose if we really want to explore it and push the limits, the idea is to break down the various walls that depict what is kinky to the individual.

Missus Singapore out!

SEX PERKS - PART 7

If researchers are to be believed, sex can actually make you more sexually attractive to your partner. While I am not sure about the details of the study, what I do know from my own observations is that sexually active people tend to secrete higher amounts of pheromones.

These are body chemicals known to drive the opposite sex straight into coitus mode. So the more sex you have, the more sex you can expect to come your way. This is why we sometimes have a period where we just want to get laid like rabbits. Of course, a lot of other things have to come together but I am sure it has happened to most of you at some point or other.

That said, sometimes in order for us to get into this mode, we have to make certain lifestyle and environmental changes. So ultimately, the onus is on us to do something to change a dwindling sex life. No one has gained from not lifting a finger towards that goal.

Missus Singapore out!

CAN YOU HANDLE BERTHA?

Here is a very different kind of gnome. Her name is Bertha! She is big and bad!

I met this friend of mine from Sweden. Actually, he was one of my girlfriend's ex-husband. Through my girlfriend, we began communicating quite a bit via email. He is a funny guy but at the same time a very serious business-minded type when it comes to running his online business.

He runs an online laundry pick-up in Sweden which is quite successful. He also helps to set up websites since his training was very much centred on IT. Anyway, he was down last week and we spoke about a lot of things, in particular an update of what he has been doing since he and my girlfriend broke up. She was also there with us for a while (they are still in good terms) before heading back to work.

Apparently, he helped to set up this website, a porn website back in his home country. While he wasn't too keen in it, he took it up because the money was good. So anyway, he told me that of the type of porn visitors to that site requested for, three categories are undoubtedly in a different class of their own.

One of them was MILFS. The other, close behind was BDSM and the third, Big Women. Interestingly, the Big Women has always been in the top three for the past six years, according to him. This is in terms of popularity!

To each his own but I still maintain that it is in your best interest to lose that extra pounds. Having written extensively in the areas of health, I can't help think that their are time-bombs waiting to explode.

I can understand the draw of so many men to their full-figured and lots-of-surface-area-to-feel-type women. The question is when such a big woman is before you, how many of you guys are man enough to take them on? Can you really handle Bertha or is it all talk?

Missus Singapore out!

WEIRD ARRIVALS

Here is another quizzical set of keywords that ended quite a number of visitors to Missus Singapore last week. Sometimes, I usually brush interesting keyword arrivals off as a coincidence but this one had me a little fazed.

A total of 39 visitors arrived here after keying in a Google search. Perhaps she is identified as a MILF but even though I have blogged quite a bit on the subject, I don't have any mention of Ms Palin whatsoever. So how they got here is anyone's guess. I actually even had an email sent in asking if I knew her! Another wanted to know if I had any explicit photos of her.

Well, I have seen a porn flick with her lookalike and I must say that it was as close a match you could get. The actress really resembled her as if she was her twin.

Anyway, I will take whatever I can to receive new visitors.

Missus Singapore out!

THE REAL THING

What a nice way to kick the week off with an interesting video ad featuring my all-time favourite soft drink. I am not sure why but it really gives me a buzz each time. Maybe it's their ads, perhaps it is the invigorating fizz but most definitely, methinks it has something to do with its name - an almost identical sounding one to my favourite word. Always brings naughty thoughts into my head.

Anyway, have a great week ahead. And for those of you wondering, I am gradually starting to bring my comments back online after three months. Let's see if its had any effect on the spam that was flooding in.

Missus Singapore out!

SEX ON THE RISE (POLL 35)

Well, like many other societal trends that are affected by an upturn of the economy, sex too is enjoying a renaissance, at least from 2010. A recent survey on the frequency of sex for 2010 as compared to the previous year has revealed that sex is indeed on the rise.

In a poll I carried out of 204 people, 129 (63%) have indicated that they have had more sex in 2010 as compared to 2009. I really hope this trend continues. However, since my recent post on how sex helps to get you out of depression, methinks that there should be more sex being had during bad economic times.

Missus Singapore out!

GET THEM ONLINE

For some reason, I had a wave of visitors from neighbouring Malaysia last week. No kidding when I say they came by the hundreds! Naturally, I had a flurry of emails as well. Mostly comments on how they enjoyed my site. Thank you all!

The other issue brought up a lot was the fact that many were interested in the sex toys that I mentioned and reviewed in some of my earlier posts. I am not sure what are the laws for bringing in such toys into the country there but over here, there is really no problem. The only thing the authorities frown at is bringing in DVDS. In any case, you can get them online.

Many have intimated wanting to come down to buy toys from here. Well, we have quite a few sex toys stores here but seriously my dear neighbors, they are rip-offs! What you buy online will be about three times less on average. So before you start coming down south, think about getting them online, if possible that is. However, I cannot vouch if there are restrictions there.

If you want to get them from a bricks and mortar store, try Australia. They are just as cheap and of good quality. Do check however, if you can bring them into your country. Hope that helps.

Missus Singapore out!

TASTY OR TACKY?

Alison from Canada, one of my regular readers, sent a few photos of a recent holiday she took in the UK. It was meant to be a second honeymoon for her and her husband of 23 years.

Well, it was meant to be a week of unadulterated sex but unfortunately for her, although they did have sex, it wasn't in the bed of their hotel room. According to her, it was way too tacky for her and her husband to get in the right mood.

I don't know about that because when I am horny, hell, I'll do it taking a stroll for all I care. I suppose it is a matter of taste and it just shows how different people are aroused by different things. I would suggest that perhaps you could take the opportunity to role play because this room has the makings of a great queen and servant scene. Or even a dominatrix queen and her victim?

Missus Singapore out!