BIGGUY BRIEFS

This week's video is a little of an anti-climax. Got me going wow mid-way through but then, in a 'snap' I was disappointed. I doubt really if any man will find such flexibility and stretchability useful.

I remember several male models I worked with before who were doing a brief print ad. They often asked these models to stuff in a rolled up face towel or a sock. However, one time, I almost fell off my chair when this model turned around (after being given a sock) to say, but I already have a sock in it!

Missus Singapore out!

LUCKY WIFE

This was one of several jokes sent in by Charles. I picked this one because my significant other is always calling me a lucky witch! So it has some association with me.  

Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the male attendant.

"I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex."

"Okay," agreed one of the guys, "I guess seven."

"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant.

The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number.

"Two!" said the second guy.

"Sorry, it's three, said the attendant. "Come back and try again."

As they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged."

"No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week."

Missus Singapore out!

ABOUT SEX FRIENDS

Sex friends, fuck buddies, friends with benefits, etc. Call them what you like but they are all basically the same thing. Some people scorn at it but like tennis or golfing buddies, a pub posse, they are simply a group of friends enjoying the same pleasures in life.

What is so wrong about that?

I certainly don't mind it and am not opposed to the idea but what I hate is when guys become too presumptuous at times and think that just because you are sex friends with them that the arrangement is exclusive to only them. That is not what this arrangement is all about.

My peeve with some of my male sex friends has to do with timing. Like any male-female arrangement, it is the female who should call the shots. The guy should take pains to sort out his schedule around the woman's. Let's face it, it is always easier for a woman to find a sex friend than it is for a man. Double standards? You bet! You choose because women can certainly look elsewhere and find another partner relatively easier.

Another thing is not to be treated properly. One thing you need to know is that even if you have regular sex friend, you still ought to treat her like you would any other woman and for your own sake, show her your appreciation. Take her for granted and you are history buddy.

If I am supposed to make time for a sex friend, then he is not worth it. Of course if he wants me to compensate my effort to arrange my time around his, then sure why not. But that would make me a sex worker wouldn't it? To come to think of it, they may just have been playing this sex friend bit the right way, with real benefits - moolah!

Perhaps I should consider putting a fee down and be a real sex friend with benefits - the guy gets the sex and I get the benefits. After all if they expect a regular romp, why not? A career change in the works perhaps?

Missus Singapore out!

WARDROBE SELF-MALFUNCTION

Have you ever had one? Well my friend Shoba did at a pub on ladies' night this week.

She had on a delightful spaghetti-strap top which tapered down to the waist. It was not however, your regular strap but one that was intricately came together at the shoulder on one side. (Pity I didn't bring my camera along. and chances are I will never get to snap it after what happened.)

All of us were sitting at the bar and she was one of those standing and swaying to the music. So midway through, the strap of her wrist watch got caught on the flimsy strap of her blouse. Annoyed, she yanked at it and one side broke off without her knowing.

She got back to swaying to the music and then it happened. One side of her blouse felt off frontwards, exposing her left boob! Mind you this was not exactly a dimly-lit joint. Behind us was a dining area. So everyone had a really nice tit-show because Shoba does have a nasty rack on her.

But she took it in good humour and even before she reached down to redeem her modesty, she said, "Well done Shob, now everyone knows you have a nipple ring!" We all were amazed because we knew she had big boobs but none of us knew she had a nipple ring. Shows how much some of us really know our friends.

In a way, this was not truly a wardrobe malfunction but one that was inadvertently caused by an outside factor. I referred to it as a wardrobe self-malfunction.

Missus Singapore out!

THE MILF RULE BOOK

It is a perennial debate amongst many of my girlfriends, both married and single.

I've written about it numerous times and even had quite a few articles on the subject published over the years but clearly, it is still a hot subject. I suppose it always has been and always will be - single vs married debate.

It's natural that one will always have a strong and somewhat biased opinion that supports her present marital status. Single women will insist that being single is the best thing there is while the married ones will come back with their usual response 'been there, done that but being married is better' argument. Even the divorced ones will claim that being divorced is the best thing ever to happen to them.

All have their merits really but it is almost impossible to come to a consensus simply because there are countless factors involved. Being in a good marriage is dependent on your partner and we all know no two partners are made equally.

I will never take the stand of any one because my life as a single was great. It was filled with fun, freedom and carelessness. But it did get a little dour at times. You could possibly say that my youthful hunger for adventure got me looking at marriage.

To be fair, getting hitched had to do with me getting tired of the dating game and wanting more permanence to pursue other goals in my life. And I don't regret it one bit because getting the relationship component out of the way has really allowed me to soar to better things. I'm more grounded, sensible and know how to pick my fights wisely.

It is often said that marriage changes a woman and in some ways it does but in all honesty, we will change in any case. It's called maturing and marriage has nothing to do with it.

That said, it doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy being single. Again, if one is not lucky and marries a man who turns out years later to be a Mr Hyde, it could be a nightmare as well. So getting married is really about taking risks and hoping for the best. How else is one suppose to know?

What I can say however is that whatever a single woman claims to enjoy, a married woman has already done so. However, the opposite cannot hold true. A single woman will have no inkling what marriage will entail and that is actually great because the element of not knowing can sometimes provide the excitement.

My stand is not to say one is better over the other but to call out to married women to put their money where their mouths are. If you get hitched and thereafter let yourself go, then which single woman in her right mind would want to head down the same road.

All married women have the responsibility to keep looking good for themselves. So if they have to work out more, that comes with the territory. In all honesty, if I were a single woman looking into the life of many a married woman, I'll be heading for the woods before you can say cellulite or stretch marks.

Maintain your looks, dress well and feed your confidence and self-esteem and it will all fall into place for you. The MILF phenomenon is not a passing fad. It is a rule-book for married women to follow. 'Over the hill' is just one destination of many and in no way one that we are forced to head to.

I'm not proposing that all women should rush to get hitched. Live your life however you wish to but don't discount that just because a friend got married and divorced soon after, or that another lost her shape, that is a true indication of what marriage is all about. The only important thing to know is that it is in your hands.

Invariably, when the subject of sex comes into the picture though, I have to admit that married women tend to know a trick or three more in bed. It comes with experience. I used to think as a single I knew it all but now with a matured, bolder, braver and more adventurous mindset, I have to say I was barely at the boundary of my sexual expression.

Missus Singapore out!

PHOTO SHOOT WITH ME?

I was really taken aback by several emails I received regarding my recent Subtle Fantasy shoot. I am humbled by your comments and compliments.

Nine requests came in. Not a big number but huge to me considering that I never considered that anyone would take up my offer seriously. I will have to find a way to sieve them out.

Not surprisingly, there were more men! I wonder why. Five men, two girls and two couples. Now the next thing I got to do is figure out the themes. Your creative suggestions will be most appreciated.

Missus Singapore out!

TWO BULLOCKS FULL, PLEASE

Well for so long, various parts of our bodies have been the subject of polls in men's magazines. This time around, my latest poll centres on a man's family jewels.

It came about from a conversation I had with a writer friend of mine who insisted that she didn't care how big a guy's are. To some extent and from experience, I've also come to see the connection or rather lack of, from a guy's nuts to the amount of cum he has in store.

That said, from a visual point of view, big balls always look sexier. In fact, if they hand a little lower, it looks even better. However, in the greater animal kingdom, testicles size make a difference between getting your mate or not. However, this does not always hold true with our species.

So ladies, make your vote count and tell Missus Singapore what your preference is.

Missus Singapore out!

THE BIG BOOST

This week's video takes a look at that trusty blue pill for men. There has been a lot of bad publicity surrounding it since it was made available in 1998 but truth be told and for some men, it has been a boon.

I had the opportunity to know of a man, quite young - in his early-30s - who was on it. He could hardly get a hard-on before but these days, he is rock hard for substantially longer which means more satisfaction for his partner. For both parties, it can be the elixir of sexual rejuvenation.

It takes a lot of balls to own up to your problem and seek medication and while a woman will definitely appreciate the less work required on her part, ultimately, there are problems that need addressing. Most of the time, it's a psychological problem behind it and should be tackled.

Missus Singapore out!

WORST EXPERIENCES

What am I doing wrong?

I was chatting with a girlfriend the other night and we were sharing our worst sex experiences with men. It was hilarious.

Rachel had this Chinese guy who for some reason kept saying 'Ouch'. He was fine before anything and appeared normal, she says, but once sex came around, he kept 'ouching' uncontrollably. After the fifth ouch, she couldn't help but burst out laughing. Of course he thought that she was just enjoying the moment when actually, it was her way of dealing with his 'pain'.

She said, "I didn't really notice if he actually was a bad fuck or not because I just couldn't focus. But that in itself says just how bad the whole experience was. It was a pity because he was pretty well-endowed." 

Mine too had to be with an overly vocal guy. One that tried too hard to talk dirty and want me to do all sorts of things. To put him in his place, I did so and that caught him off guard. After a while I realised that underneath all this dirty bold talk he couldn't fuck to save his life. He was just using it in the hope that I will not notice just how much he sucked in bed.

He should just leave the dirty talk to the experts and do all girls a favour by keeping his skinny willy in his pants. Many times, I've come to realise that the ones who talk the most tend to be the worse in bed. Maybe its not fair to generalise but for me so far, this has been the case.

Missus Singapore out!

ONE BEER TOO MANY

I found this ad which looks rather ordinary until it is inverted. It tells a story about just how too much beer has the effect of dampening a night of expectation for a woman. Men often berate others who don't drink as much since they think it's the manly thing to do.

Well although it seems that way, many women will tell you that too much beer will have quite the opposite effect. One woman wrote in saying that the men who tend to go overboard with their beers are mostly those who are all talk and know for a fact that they are not going to get any. So they go get wasted.

Anyway, here is the inverted version of the ad. It speaks for itself.

Missus Singapore out!

OUT WITH IT!

Here is a confession from a reader who sent it to me via email. It describes her changing fortunes with men.

"My best experience has to be quite recently when I decided to tone down my selective picking of Adam. Being a successful woman in her 40s with a pub, I am called MILF and a Cougar all in one breathe.

My experience with men came from a well known adult website which I am a member. I am usually picky with whom I want to meet; they have to be Caucasian, expatriates, in their early 40's and well hung.

Most of them are failures though.

It is something about us being Asian that these white men want to keep us as trophies. Of course, there are genuine ones. Maybe too many Singaporean women are putting too much hope in white men and thus we often see phrases like "no (race) allowed", etc, etc.

Quite recently, I decided on a change. This time, I looked for any race except "white".

Lo and behold, this boyish looking 30-ish Indian guy replied to my profile. A gentleman for a change, he didn't introduce himself as hunky dory like one 'Mr Texas' does. In fact, it was his admission of lack of physical attributes that caught my attention. He was a dark-skinned Indian but with none of the traits and he speaks good English. Finally, someone who doesn't speaks gibberish!

We met over coffee in Changi Village one night. He came across as a real, soft-spoken gentleman. Not really handsome but just the cuteness of his boyish looks won over me. He spoke with such humility that I began to worry if he will pull it off if we were on bed.

Nevertheless, his explanation is that he tends to ejaculate faster if he is not in the right mood. He mentions that he can perform better if the girl and him take it easy, getting to know each other and not just go straight into sex. I thought to myself, "Thank you for your honesty, for I had wanted to seek him out tonight". So our conversation for that night became just that, a coffee outing.

I called him again thinking that he would have gotten use to me already. True enough, he is alright, calm, cool and collected. I suggested to him if he wants to come over to my place the next few days so that we can have a little celebration for the New Year. I didn't realize the ringing tone indicated he was overseas. He was already Sydney. Again, my heart fluttered and wondered if I have made the right choice to change my preference from "ang moh" to "all races". He promised to call me back.

When January the 3rd came, I received a call from him apologizing profusely for not being able to meet up. He had lost a job and he was looking for a job in Sydney. So we met up in my place. I remember him telling me that he needs to feel cozy and comfortable so like a mother to her wayward son, I did my best not to make him feel awful; by being nice and slow to him and talking about other worldly issues while getting closer to him while watching videos.

True enough, we got to the point of nakedness and he was really being humble. Not big neither is he small but like they say, you can overcome that with other strengths.

When he got down on me, it was like the longest cunt-licking that I ever had and he only surfaced for oxygen every 15 minutes or so. I never had this long for close to one hour. I came there and then at every 20 minutes interval and he had this wicked smile on his face every time I came.

I wanted to give him a blow job but he refused. I felt so disappointed but he told me that that is his weakness, to be getting a blow job before the sex. So I tried adapting to his game plan and lo and behold, we were sweating profusely in no time at all. The bed even moved location. I guessed he was at his peak performance. Never mind about me wanting big dicks and white men. This is the real deal.

He was so courteous that he asked me on where he should throw his load, in me or on me. I told him on my face and there he was sitting right over my face. The sperm was so hot that it felt like acid but I loved every ounce of it. I was totally covered in his cum and blinded by it. I asked him what did he eat or drink to have such a tasty cum and he replied, “Loads of pineapple juice.” Yum!

I thought this could be the man I will be seeing regularly. Not that he is the best but him being such gentleman. I stopped texting him for a week or two and he didn’t even pester me for more sex.

Recently, I had a vacancy at my club for a bouncer. I did the personal interviews and there he was walking straight to my desk. We felt awkward for a moment but took the interview on a serious note. I hired him but my mind is now thinking, should I chase the kitchen staff out, should I lock him in with me in the toilet or just the office."

MS: Thanks CS for sharing with us your intriguing story. My only question is what kind of bouncing did you have in mind when you hired him as a bouncer!

Missus Singapore out!

IS YOUR BRA THE RIGHT FIT? (POLL 30)

I am astonished by how many women don't seem to know if the bra they have on is the right fit. But in all honesty, I think that it has to do with how equipped salesgirls are about it. I have often inquired but salesgirls just don't seem to have the proper understanding about how to find a right bra fit for their customers.

I went to a departmental store last month and just out of curiosity, asked the salesgirl about what I should look out for. Her reply was simple - 'As long as it doesn't shake about, it should be fine.'

I wonder what training these salesgirls receive because I am sure - and you will agree - that her reply was far from satisfactory. Of course for the 11% of women who said they don't wear any, that wouldn't matter.

If you want to know more about how to choose the right bra, I like to share this site with you. It is quite accurate and simple to follow.

In the mean time, here are the results from the bra poll held over Nov-Dec 2010.

Is Your Bra The Right Fit?
Definitely: 24 (15%)
I'm not sure: 64 (41%)
The salesgirl said so: 22 (14%)
I don't care: 28 (18%)
I don't wear any: 18 (12%)
Total no. of respondents: 156

Missus Singapore out!

WITH GRATITUDE

I'd just like to take some time off to send my mid-week appreciation to several blogs that have been consistently directing traffic to Missus Singapore. I should have done this a while back but better late than never.

Whether consciously or otherwise, links on these blogs have been bringing readers here and it's not like me to ignore the gestures. So I'd like to return the favour and direct my readers to these blogs.

They are all personal accounts of their lives which revolve around sex so hang on to your hats. The thing I like about them is although there are the occasional expletives used, it is still within good taste.

So if you don't mind taking some time off and indulging in some intriguing reads, check them out. They are - in no order of preference - as follows:

Casanova Confessions
Ejackulated
Liquid Ecstasy
The Girl with Sakura 

Missus Singapore out!

PS: If I have left anyone out for now, don't worry, I will post your links soon. 

ASK THE BOLDER WOMAN

Here is a query sent in by Stephen. He has a problem that is echoed by many emails I receive from time to time. So I guess now is as good a time as any to address it. 

Q: I just got married six months ago and it was great initially but now, my wife and I are not making out that often as before. I suppose it may be due to stress and family problems. Since I have a high sex drive, I can't stop fantasising having sex, even with other women. I know it is a bad thing to do but what should I do? Should I just pay some hooker or would I have to wait for my wife to come around and start making out again.


MS: A relationship is a very complex issue but it certainly becomes more complicated when marriage comes about. The initial months and even years, can involve a great adjustment in both of your lives as you go about adapting to a totally different sex of circumstances. There is naturally a mix of confusion, frustration, inward doubts, and sometimes even anger.

So the question is why then get married?

Well, it is a risk no doubt but it is also a challenge which we can take in a positive way. If you want to overcome the challenges, there is no two ways about it - you will have to do it as a team. It is the same way if you were a singles tennis player and now have to adapt to being in a doubles partnership. You will have to train with each other to get to know just about everything about  your new partner. Marriage is the same way but sadly, not given the same kind of attention (and training).

You don't have to live under the same roof with a woman to know that she has a phases but it's different now that you have to be there. There is no dropping her off quickly and heading home to your personal comfort zone.

I honestly feel that it is not so much about sex but more about her emotions behind this major phase in her life. Sometimes, it takes a longer time for some people to adjust to the new situation.

The best advise I can give you is to communicate. Obviously, you are second guessing her at this stage and she may just need a listening ear. It might just do the trick. Another thing to take note of is after all the excitement leading up to your wedding, she may be suffering a post-wedding burn out. Six months is not a lot of time for some to get over it.

However, if she is ignoring you, then there is a problem. Engage her. Ask her what is wrong. Send her loving and concerned text messages or post-its. Don't appear to put pressure on her having sex. Take her out. Romance her again.

Your suggestion of paying a hooker and getting off is only gong to complicate matters more. I'd rather you pay me the money for my advice! I'm no qualified marriage counselor mind you but I have been told that I have a good strategy in getting couples to come out and talk about things.

Good luck.

Missus Singapore out!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S!

It is with love that I'd like to wish all my readers and visitors a 'Happy Valentine's Day'. It is my 5th VD with Missus Singapore and it has been a pleasure getting to know all about you and receiving all your comments, gifts, among other things.

My best suggestion for today is to start the day in bed. Yup, get laid and if you still feel that you want to spend the day with your significant other, then chances are your relationship is on a high. After all, most of us just waste lots of money - chocs, flowers, dinner and dancing - only to get a wild session at night. Why not try it out the other way around just to make things seem that it isn't all about sex in your relationship?

If you are alone this year, remember, you can always visit my blog or send me an email. I will try my best to keep warm company.

Missus Singapore out!

MAIA OBSESSION

I'm really curious. Over the past few days, the most common set of keywords that has got many readers to Missus Singapore has involved Maia Lee, a former Singapore Idol Finalist.

As you can see from the arrivals, there is 'maia lee nude', 'maia lee naked', 'maia lee topless' and 'maia lee pussy'. Now obviously there is an obsession with the woman which is something I can understand because she is hot for sure. I'm not curious about that.

The media has been critical of her for having children at a very young age and not getting married. Typical of the very hypocritical Singapore media but for heaven's sake, it's her life and she doesn't impose the lifestyle on anyone. It's not like she is a poster girl for family planning.

She just wants to do her own thing and besides, I doubt if she planned things they way it turned out. Hasn't any of us made big mistakes before? In any case, she hit the scene for her talent nothing else. It helps of course that she has a nice body to go with.

Now, having said that, the question here is how on earth do these search keywords for her land people at my website? Well if you are hoping to find anything on Maia Lee here, I'm sorry to disappoint you. But who knows, maybe one day she will want to do a photo shoot with Missus Singapore. That would be super wouldn't it!

Missus Singapore out!

'SUBTLE FANTASY' SHOOT

As promised, I've posted the informal shoot I did last night (up to 4am) with this very accommodating guy who I worked hard - so hard that he had to have an hour's nap soon after we were done. But we had a ball of a time in more ways that you can imagine.

I've put it up as a slideshow and its the latest video of the week. As much as possible, it is done with good taste in mind. Hope you enjoy it. Feel free to comment.

Special thanks to my Significant Other for his photography and arrangement, and extreme open-mindedness.

Missus Singapore out!

PS: If you want to join me in my next shoot, sign up and apply now...girls and guys welcomed. But seriously, it's really liberating.

MY PRIVATE MODEL

I am so looking forward to tonight. No I'm not going to hit the pubs. No late night movies either. In fact, I will be staying home tonight and for good reason. I think I may just have a whole lot more fun indoors this Friday night.

A guy friend is coming over and has agreed to snap some photos with me. Yup, a first photo shoot with a male model in a long time. Too long if you ask me. I will definitely keep you updated and perhaps post a few shots on my blog although I doubt he will agree to having his face for all to see, seeing how he is seeing someone at the moment.

Anyway, I will try to get inventive but please don't expect any explicit nudity on Missus Singapore. It's about trying to be tasteful. Let's see how it goes. He is a sporting guy and good-looking too with a tone bod. Wish me luck.

Missus Singapore out!

THE AIRPORT PAT DOWN

I am not sure I agree with this. I mean it's fine with someone  you intend to get intimate with but this may just be taking things a bit too far.

I remember on a trip to Europe some years back, when an over-enthusiastic female security person decided that the scanners were not good enough and decided to do her own version of the pat-down on me. If she was feeling me up, I wouldn't have minded so much but she went on to grab and squeeze what was under my clothing. Maybe if she was a hot lady or better still, a stud in uniform, I might have insisted it lasted for a lot longer!

Seriously, I can understand the situation and the need for this with all the security issues we presently face but there has got to be some limit. This video sent in my Malisha from Phoenix, Arizona, certainly has me worried now that they are seriously thinking of making it mandatory. How do you guys feel about it?

Missus Singapore out!

SEEN ON A DVD BOX COVER

Seen on the cover of a DVD. Not only is the spelling bad but it's all so wrong. I do however like the theme of the movie. Well, if the results of a poll I held early last year is to be believed, so do 27% of women out there. LOL.

Just thought I'd share this sticker that Michael Sigaldor sent me last night. He jokes that he is in the porn industry. His claim to fame: he manufactures the covers for porn DVDs!

Missus Singapore out!

RONALD'S ALTER EGO

Here is a video for us ladies courtesy of Vandalin, a treasured reader of MS. Thanks so much my dear. He does look a little too effeminate for my liking though but you are right, I suppose there are those who would go for this look.

Thanks again. Have a great week ahead everyone!

Missus Singapore out!

RONALD NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD

Pat Mak from Hong Kong sent this McDonald's ad which is apparently from Japan. Honestly, I thought it was some home-made video. But if Mac's are pushing boundaries with this ad my question is this - is there one to get us women to head there as well.

I'd like to see some hot guy with clown make-up on and showing some beef. If sex sells, using a woman only garners the interest of about 50% of adults and is not really that effective a strategy. We want our male meat too. Go check out the video.

Missus Singapore out!

EYELASH SURPRISE

I had the most unusual compliment by a stranger the other day. Now, I've had my fair share (ahem!) of wolf whistles and comments about many parts of my body but just the other day, this guy who was queuing up in front of me at a departmental store took the cake.

He turned, looked at me and said 'You've got such wonderful eyelashes.'

I said, "Really? Thanks"

He went on to comment that he likes them natural. And he has got a point, which was not particularly well received by two other women; one the cashier and the other, another in the adjacent queue beside ours.

Well actually, to come to think of it, he has got a point, if I may say so.

It's the trend these days for young women mostly, to don fake eyelashes which hang over their eyes like a lace curtain. When used the right way, they can really accentuate the look but sad to say, many just don't get it. It is not meant to steal the whole focus from the face. The moment something (in this case the eyelashes) takes attention away, it kills the look.

This was one of the first few lessons we learned in modelling school. Of course that was a time when they had professional make-up artists and grooming instructors come in to train us.

I recall her stressing that the no one part of the face should overwhelm. It should be a blend and a coming together of all your facial features. Makes me think that there just might be a market for a beauty adviser.

Missus Singapore out!

STONE REDHEAD

This red-head is sent in by Joni, from Amsterdam. According to her, she has a preference for dickheads that blend with the shaft. She says, "They just look too weird really. In fact many men here seem to have weird looking dicks which is why many women cheat on their husbands here to get a healthy experience."

Could the cold weather have anything to do with it?

I've had my fair share of red-dickheads too and I must concur with her about it. Over here, there are quite a few fair-skinned guys with such dicks. For me, they just look off but everyone has a different preference. Although they were nothing as red as the stone dick in the photo.

Missus Singapore out!

RIHANNA ROCKS!

Check out the latest Rihanna music video that has been banned in many countries. The kinky clip features the raven-haired hell-raiser sporting a skin-tight pink latex outfit and other bondage clothing while being hounded by reporters wearing ball gags.

Honestly, I really don't know what the controversy is all about. It's not really showing much skin but I guess the undertones are a little too much for some. QUite addictive really...'Na-na-na-na-na Come on!'

My favourite line - 'Cos I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it!'

Admittedly, I'm not an authority on S&M simply because I am a bonafide coward when it comes to pain. I understand that it's not all about whipping but I suppose it is just me. That said, it doesn't mean I don't like watching. In fact, my American girlfriend and my significant other once tied me up and both went at it with me all strapped up. I was so aroused that it didn't take much for me to get off, thanks to her expert tongue.

Anyway, true to my philosophy of trying everything (within reason), I did it and have to admit that if things are chewable for me, I'd be willing to take it a step further. Well actually, to come to think of it, I've taken several steps further since then but still, there is just so much to learn.

Enjoy!

Missus Singapore out!

HAPPY CNY!

For those of you not in the know, it's the start of the Chinese New Year today! Yes, it's the year of the rabbit and you know what that means - start doing it like rabbits!

In the Singapore context, that is terribly important considering that we are soon to become an extinct species. So for those observing this holiday, eat, be merry and enjoy yourselves. For those who don't, there is no reason why you can't celebrate too by expanding your energy in line with the season.

A year full of sex is in the cards and don't waste it.

I intend to walk the talk starting from tonight when I'll be meeting a couple of friends for a late night cap or three. And I'm not talking about drinking.

Missus Singapore out!

MS ADVISORY

'Clean as a whistle!'

That was how the counselor explained the results of my latest HIV test and she said it in an almost nonchalant manner that you would think I'd just had my eyes examined by a impersonal optometrist. Even my green-grocer would show more excitement trying to vendor his freshest produce.

Anyway, as many of you know that this was not a routine test since I had one in May last year. This time however, I was persuaded by a friend who wanted to have herself tested but was too afraid to go in alone. So I decided to do it again but not anonymously. She arranged it all and we did it at a private clinic-lab in Paragon. Classy joint really with great cappuccino.

I think there is a lot of misunderstanding floating around with regards to HIV testing. But to be honest, while the anxiety is normal, those taking the blood could be rather cold. Still, if you think about it, they might probably be doing so to remove the possible ramifications of the tests. It is like any normal time at the polyclinic when you have to get blood taken. So they may purposely doing so to make you feel like its really not a big deal going for a HIV test.

Some people would rather not know if they do have it or not and so stay away from these tests but I feel that is being a little irresponsible especially if you continue to be sexually active. Besides, with all sorts of viral mutations these days - from birds, cows, swines - who is to know if the darn virus has not mutated to survive a journey through the air or via transmission through another third party?

You just can't be too safe these days. Viruses rule the world. Hell, we can't even find a cure for the influenza (common cold)!

Just be safe, and check yourselves up regularly.

Missus Singapore out!

PUMP IN THE CLOSET

A friend of mine called me up last week sharing with me an interesting story about her younger sister (27-years old) and her husband. Apparently, they had a big argument. While marital arguments and disagreements are not surprising to me, what took me aback was the subject of their tiff.

The sister had found a penis pump stocked away deep inside her husband's cupboard. Her first instinct was that he was trying to make himself more 'desirable' to his 'other woman' he was supposedly seeing on the side. She said that she was doing some spring cleaning while her husband was at work.

Talk about jumping to conclusions.

He was strongly denying her accusations while she was questioning why then he needed such a device, insisting that she was perfectly satisfied with his tool. Clearly that was a lack of open communication between both parties but I felt that she, on her part, did not take into consideration a phenomenon that most (if not all) men are afflicted with - the male ego.

We women have our idiosyncrasies too - like our mood swings, food binges and penchant for handbags and shoes. But ego in men can either make them totally obnoxious creatures or otherwise, insecure, more so when it has anything to do with their manhood.

She may have told him countless times about his tool being long enough for her but for a man, this is usually not enough. The obsession with penis size knows no bounds. I knew a guy with a 8-incher who was still determined to 'get it up another inch or so'. Like us women who are always accused for a myriad of things, men are, like it or not, obsessed with always finding ways to 'get bigger'.

Whether or not he is having an affair or not, I just feel she should have given him the benefit of the doubt. Also, they should talk about things and understand each other a little better.

Both sexes should really take time off to learn more about the other sex's psyche. It's not just about exchanging vows and kissing each other at the altar.

This was an interesting subject to have an argument about but it really demonstrates just how much we know, or have to learn about each other.


Missus Singapore out!