COIN-SIZED VIBRATOR

This is claimed to be the smallest vibrator ever known - the size of a coin. All you need to do really is click a switch and slip it it. I don't know about other women but slipping something so small in down there does not make me feel comfortable.

I mean who knows what might happen in all the excitement - and it apparently boasts one powerful motor. It might get lost and who knows where it might get lodged.

My preferences for vibrators are two fold - the clit stimulators and motor-run dildos. If I had to choose, I suppose I'd prefer one that I can feel inside me ala a real tool.

I just love the added stimulation when the grooves of a dildo rub against the inside walls. Not that it adds to the intensity of the orgasm or that it helps me to cum faster but it's just the feel of it. But that's just me.

Anyway, like all techno gadgets these days, they just keep getting smaller and smaller. Anyone know of an application that turns the iPhone into a vibrator. I'm sure if it's not already out there, someone is working on it as we speak.

Missus Singapore out!

BOOB GAZE FOR A LONGER LIFE

Here is one interesting study that the men will simply love.

A 5-year study of 200 men found that those who indulge a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less stress and lower chance of heart disease compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr. Karen Weatherby, who conducted the German study, wrote in New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risks of a stroke and heart attack by 50%. We believe that by doing so consistently, an average man can extend his life 4 to 5 years"

I can just see all the men telling their wives and girlfriends why they are online checking out boobs.

There should be a similar study done on women who gaze at big dicks. Chances are they will live longer too. But it may also prove that women who gaze at sub-average dicks will die younger.

Missus Singapore out!

YOU'VE GOT LAID!

I read about this 25-year-old bargirl from the UK, Louise, who scours the net for sex with men. To date, she has had over 200 men, every one from some adult dating sites (READ: Sex date sites).

She mentioned how she had just come out of a relationship and was missing sex so much. That prompted her to start surfing and getting laid on her terms. She claims it is safer than meeting men at bars.

You can read more about her at News Of The World. She is really quite the attractive woman.

Anyway, what I found most interesting were the comments that followed. A number were open-minded and felt it was her prerogative but most disturbing was how many others were judging her when they hardly even knew the woman.

Perhaps the most annoying ones came with religious overtones.

Now I don't want to get involved with these religious types but for goodness sake, if you think about what she is doing, it is hardly worse than how many others live their lives - with deceit, duress, lies, infidelity, abuse, etc.

She chooses to use her body thus so why should anyone bother. People are always spending way too much time poking insults and judgments on others that they just forget to live their own lives or turn around their own pointless lives. Sometimes I feel, they are just a little jealous about how others are having fun.

If someone comes to you and ask for help, that is a different story. But obviously, the only help Louise needs is to cum.

She lives her life, she bears the consequences - end of story. In any case, I totally support her. After all given the chance, any men would want to fuck 200 women. If he does so, he will get labeled as a stud!

The other group of nay-sayers seem to be the psychologists or shrinks, who are certain she is heading for a emotional brick wall. Granted some people do it recklessly and are addicted to it but again, have they ever thought that some others are just fine and can handle it perfectly well. Let's put it this way, how many times have you heard a shrink get his/her diagnosis wrong? Enough said.

Incidentally, I met this waitress once at a bar here in Singapore. It was a slow night and we started talking. Long story short, she too would sometimes screw the male patrons who came in.

According to her, she had slept with around 100 guys over the three years she was there. When I asked if she was happy, she told me that she hadn't been happier. She didn't intend to do it all her life but was just taking a break from guys using her - so she decided to use them instead.

Missus Singapore out!

BACK TO THE OLD DAYS

While images of stone-age men pulling their women by the hair may have stuck on with many of us on, things have undoubtedly changed these days.

Now, many women are coming out of their timid shells to grab the bull by the horns or rather, grab the male by the balls. We are making inroads in the workplace, home and out in society.
Men have had it so good for so long so it's only timely that we take over the reins.

But seriously, if a woman wants to and makes an effort to, she can certainly run things in the bedroom. Many men like to be dominated and for those who don't like to, tough. For many, that's what gets them coming back for more.

Play your cards and moves right and you'll have any man eating from your hand in no time.
Thanks Carla from Italy.

Missus Singapore out!

SEX BITS

Here are some interesting sex bits. Some of the most amazing sex records I've ever come across. Astounding really.

Record 1: The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16.

MS: It didn't mention if he survived it or not.

Record 2: The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" (3 m).

MS: Stand clear of this one or you'll get drowned where you are. I see how some men might enjoy this - as they might any freak show.

General Fact: The average speed of a man's ejaculation is 28 mph (45.05 km/hr). The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles (40.22 km) per hour.

MS: Who says you can't be killed by a speeding sperm?

Missus Singapore out!

MS ADVISORY

Here is my monthly anti-aids ad. This one is a pretty controversial ad but a very powerful one I feel.

Although I've never personally lost any friends from it, I know of people - siblings of friends who have succumbed to this dreadful disease.

It's time to see the disease for what it is, one that shows no preference for race, religion, language or sexual leanings. The only way we can beat this is if we fight it together as a collective force.

My belief is that while we should not let it interfere with our innate desires to propagate or pornificate, we should do our utmost to ensure that it doesn't propagate.

Missus Singapore out!

SEX POSITION FOR THE WEEK #14

SPOONING
This is rarely a position used in porn for the simple reason that it is more associated with intimate lovemaking. Pretty hard to do a frantic or robust spoon because the position does not allow for a lot of leverage necessary for thrusting.

There is less movement and freedom from both parties. The women can stick her butt a little backwards to receive penetration but that is about it. For the man, lying on his side means that his penetrative endeavours would depend on his hip - contrary to what some people say. Of course you can also do the to-and-fro sway but it still requires some hip movements.

The great thing about this is that the man can fondle his woman to his heart's content. If his arms are long enough, he could even gentle rub her until she comes. He can also kiss the woman's neck which can do wonders for those who are not otherwise ticklish in the area.

It's a very arousing love-making position when you want to take a break, pillow talk or get ready for the next position. Lots of physical contact means that it's ideal for a couple who want to enjoy closeness to their partner.

For me, I remember using it the first time I entered the mile-high club. It's discrete under the blanket but of course you do it sitting up a little.

Missus Singapore out!

MATING HUES

Have you ever wondered why some women just seem to glow in a particular dress colour?

Well interestingly, we all have our different colours and hues that bring out the best in us - in a sexy way. I'm not talking about dress design or patterns - just plain colour.

It does bring out the inner sexuality I feel. I could never ever pull off being in a yellow number but my friend Susan looks simply astounding in it - sexy even. I should know because I borrowed it once and had comments that ranged from looking sickly to resembling a big banana.

Every woman has her sexy hue which she needs to discover. Once you get it, anything in that colour will simply fall into place. For me, blue and black seem to get the most attention from guys. Remember the test with my friends once? We all donned different coloured outfits and for me, the best comments came when I was in a black number.

Maybe its just me - I'm a witch after all! But seriously, I just feel more daring, bold and nasty when I am in black or blue.

I take my hat off to any woman who can pull it off in pink. I honestly abhor pink. Somehow I just don't feel sexy in that colour. I doubt if many women do? Even Molly Ringwald didn't look to hot in it, did she?

Every woman should be aware of her sexy hues. If by some reason you aren't, ask girlfriends or anyone you know who can provide an unbiased opinion. Never ask a man because he will say anything and everything nice! They don't care much about the colour of dress you wear because their favourite colour is simple - skin.

SO choose the right colour to bring out the best in you - one that helps you ooze confidence, independence, boldness and sensuality.

Missus Singapore out!

LOOK GOOD FOR BED

I'm not one to don make-up all day but even if I did, I would still doll myself up once in a while for a wild time in bed.

Granted it's not all the time that I do so, I find it helps when you make an effort to look good for your man. Call it my pre-mating ritual if you like.

By showing him how much you go out of your way to please him, you tend to get him to sit up. That has worked wonders for my significant other for the past 21 years and several of my friends who have taken my humble advice have also benefited from it.

We all want good sex and sometimes we need to work for it. After all we make the men do all sorts of things before they earn the opportunity to jump into bed with us(e.g. take out the garbage, take the dog out for a walk, pick up groceries from the store), so the least we can do is give them a visual feast occasionally.

It may only be one part of keeping the fires flaming in the relationship but when there is a surprising variety, it does retain their attention.

Interestingly, a survey I read in an Australian magazine found that for 77% of 268 couples, sex is significantly 'better, wilder and more fulfilling' when the woman dolls herself up with make up and lingerie.

So you see, even us women stand to gain from it. For a little dish and dab on the face, that is good returns, isn't it?

Missus Singapore out!

PASSION IN EDEN

In the wondrous Garden of Eden, Adam had just met Eve and they got talking about sex. Eve was curious about what Adam did to have sex - after all, she was the first woman on earth.

So Adam took her by the hand and led her to a nearby tree and showed her a hole in the tree trunk, just about the right height for Adam to thrust his desires away.

Smiling, Eve said "Well now you don't have to have sex with the tree because I've got a hole too! So why don't you put it in me? Adam like?"

"Adam like, Adam like!" He replied.

She lay down on her back and opened her legs as wide as they would go.

Adam, excited by his impending moment of passion, took several steps back.

"Come on, big boy!" said Eve.

Adam ran towards Eve and kicked her between the legs as hard as he could!

"What was that for?" asked Eve.

"Oh, Adam must check for squirrels first."

Thanks for this Montray from India.

Missus Singapore out!

HEADLINE NEWS!

ScienceDaily — Women around the world spend billions of dollars each year on exotic smelling perfumes and lotions in the hopes of attracting a mate. However, according to a new study in Psychological Science, a journal of the Association for Psychological Science, going "au natural" may be the best way to capture a potential mate's attention.

According to this study, carried out by Florida State University, male testosterone levels are influenced by odor signals emitted by females, particularly when they are ovulating (that is, when they are the most fertile).

Results revealed that men who smelled tee shirts of ovulating women subsequently had higher levels of testosterone than men who smelled tee shirts worn by non-ovulating women or men who smelled the control shirts. In addition, after smelling the shirts, the men rated the odors on pleasantness and rated the shirts worn by ovulating women as the most pleasant smelling.

As reported in ScienceDaily.com.

MS: Can you imagine if this is taken through a more robust study and proven to be true? There goes the perfume business! The study however, didn't indicate if any of the women had extreme BO.

Missus Singapore out!

OUT WITH IT!

My dear MS readers, thanks for all your confessions. Here are two more interesting ones.

Confession 1:

"There is this sports personality on television who is quite popular. I recently read that she had been engaged to marry a foreign-born guy. When I saw his picture, I was shocked because I had only two nights before, had sex with him. Apparently, they were engaged sometime back so its obvious he has been unfaithful.

Besides myself, he also slept with another girl I know from the pub he frequents. The best part is he was quoted as saying how he never visits a pub without his 'other half'! My verdict? She can have him cos he is not worth much in bed!"

Amanda G, Singapore

Confession 2:

"For some reason, my girlfriend's mother can't stand me. She is really uptight anyway. One day, I ran by their house, promising to drop off some DVDs that I had borrowed from my girlfriend.

As I was about to place it on the side of the front door, movement through a glass panel in the door inside caught my attention. It was my girlfriend's mother giving head to another man - and it was not her husband. Seeing this as an opportunity, I gently knocked on the door to indicate that I had somethings to drop off.

I left immediately but making sure she saw me look at the unknown man. These days, I no longer have any problems with her. In fact, she has really been extremely nice to me. My girlfriend is pleased but is always wondering why?"

Walk-man Joe, Syracuse, US

Missus Singapore out!

GRAPE SEX ANYONE?

I've always found that two glasses of wine are just about right for me to get into the right mood. Anything more and the horniness is gradually replaced by sleepiness. Of course I'm talking about a good quality wine not some cheap $7 bottle.

I had this discussion with three other friends and while they had different limits, they seemed to agree (all except one). Strangely enough, it took fewer glasses to get high for the ones who could hold their liquor.

Then last week, I stumbled upon this little snippet in Woman's Day, about a research project in Florence, Italy. It revealed that women who drink one to two glasses of wine a day, have a higher sexual desire, not to mention, they also enjoy better lubrication. This was in comparison to women who are less frequent drinkers.

Apparently, (and I'm not trying to insult anyone's intelligence), blood gets to the important lower regions (duh). It also said that a third glass of wine may make you dozy and dry!

So remember, ladies, holding your liquor has nothing to do with feeling frisky. You want to drink to get into the mood not get moody and dry.

Missus Singapore out!

SEX POSITION FOR THE WEEK #13

MISSIONARY
Don't we all know this one. Or do we? As simple as it looks, I bet there are lots of women out there who have had their fair share of foul ups with guys who clearly don't get this position.

Let's look at the simple version, man on top with woman opening her legs - feet flat on the bed. I'm not talking about the 50 other variations - just simple missionary 101.

The biggest mistake? Banging pelvic bones. When you think about banging someone, visualisations of a guy furiously pounding his woman comes to mind. Non-stop slap, slap, slap - two bodies coming together when it really is only one hitting the other.

What I have realised is that many men just bang thinking it is part and parcel of the nasty. What they don't realise, and my girlfriends will attest to, is that the frontal tip of a woman's pelvic bone is prone to bruising. It's filled with lots of nerves so constant pounding can cause lots of discomfort after.

The proper way - well like all sex positions, takes skill. Anyone who says sex doesn't require skill is an idiot, because it does, even the most simple and fundamental moves.

You can pound a woman without hurting her. The way to do it is know how deep you go in and stop before bodies collide. Think strokes of pleasure. You can vary the rhythm, movement and speed but make sure, if you want to give her maximum pleasure, not to hit her body directly.

If you really like it fast and furious, that is not a problem. Enter at slightly a lower angle. Move your hips as if scooping up from below (I'm told it gives a great ab workout) or you can rest on your knees and penetrate such that your pelvic bones don't come together.

Now if you are thinking of passionate lovemaking, pelvic bone to pelvic bone is fine because the slow passionate strokes are unlikely to cause much discomfort.

Who says you don't need to think before you screw?

Missus Singapore out!

SEX ACCORDING TO THE EXPERTS

I was reading who whole stack of research on sexology (by clinical sexologists) passed on to me by a friend and was left feeling really stupid for them. By and large, they are making announcements that the man-on-the-street would probably already know. Nothing new really.

One of them claims to have found out that a woman touches you the way she wants to be touched. Duh?

Now if a woman begins to gently run her fingers over your body does she really expect you to start slapping her butt or pulling her hair to position her mouth where you want to? Come on. I mean there probably is some guy out there like that but most of them know better?

I agree that a woman tends to set the tone for sex - either she wants it rough and wild or soft and passionate. If ever in doubt, start out slow and you can take it from there to see how robust she wants it.

But then again, if she is already sinking her fingernails into your back whilst rubbing up against you in the lift to your apartment, you can pretty much figure out that she expects a sweaty encounter el pronto.

Looking for her signs to know you are heading in the right direction for her to orgasm? Yeah, I agree that helps but they talk about looking at the colour of her clitoris and labia. The problem with these PhDs is that they obviously don't realise that its not exactly well illuminated down south.

Besides, another study I read found that 76% of people are most comfortable having sex in the dark! These guys are too technical.

Another says that her pupils will dilate. Are you kidding me? In the throngs of ecstasy, I've never heard of a woman opening her eyes for you to look at them. And if its all dark - it's not exactly easy to see them unless you stick your face up close to do so.

It's more accurate to observe her breathing, toe-curling, hand grabbing, moistness and contractions (you can feel it by placing your hand over her abdominal area). And you won't need any light to figure this.

So if you really want to know more about pleasing a woman, it is always going to be easier to do it hands-on. Learn as you play, as I always say. Anyway, sex is a natural part of us and sooner or later, there is a high probability that we will unleash what we all have imbedded in us - our sexual instinct.

Even Homer has been known to be an animal in bed, if Marge is to be believed.

Missus Singapore out!

SEXPLOITATION IN THE OFFICE

Here are a few cartoons sent in by Nicole from S.Africa. It probably sums up what women have to do to rise up the career ladder and once there, how useful they are to the corporate setup. We are vital to get things running smoothly.

Securing employment.

Working their butts off.

Multitasking.

So you see guys, you better appreciate what we have to do to get where we are and the pivotal role we all play to ensure that the corporation stays afloat.

Missus Singapore out!

DESSERT OR DICK?

I was attending a press event the other day and was pleased to be attended to by a very handsome and strappy young man. Apparently he was the PR person - males are not commonly found in the job here - who was in charge of the woman's beauty product.

I found him most pleasant but then was a little uncomfortable when his conversation swing from the products spotlighted to how sexy and hot I looked! Don't get me wrong, I will lap up any kind of compliment from men but there was always a proper forum and place for that. Anywhere else and I'd probably have his dick in my hand before you can say George Washington but this was different.

So I decided to ignore his come-ons but my 'high levels of professionalism' soon fell on its face when I was faced with another challenge. It fell like a brick. I gave in. It was the dessert spread!

It was the most amazing spread I had ever seen - I mean ever. Chocolate desserts Charlie could only dream of and a variety of sweet pastries you only see in a pastry shoppe.

Suddenly Marcus, the PR guy, was farthest from my mind - but so too was the reason why I was there. Needless to say I had to call him later to find out what I should have otherwise absorbed from the event.

I'm not sure why but women are suckers for dessert. Dick or dessert - that's a hard one to decide for me. Indulgence in desserts is a sin bigger than casual sex but it doesn't look like its gonna change anytime soon. Perhaps another reason why many women tend to swoon when meeting up with a pastry chef or any type of chef for that matter.

So if you want a job that really draws the women to you like flies to icing - the job to shoot for is a sweet and pastry chef. The perfect thing for women like me - we no longer have to decide between desserts and dick any more because we will get both!

Missus Singapore out!

CORK TALES

This one was sent in by Diane from Switzerland. Thanks so much Diane and for the photos of you and your extremely large garden. Over here, gardens that size are called parks!

Here goes.

Jim was in the locker room last week and saw something really strange. There was this guy walking around with a cork in his ass. Now, usually Jim is the sort to keep things to himself but this time around, he just couldn't let this go.

So, he walked over and asked the man, "Excuse me that cork in your ass looks really uncomfortable, I was wondering why it's there."

Jim wasn't sure what his reaction would be but the man was surprisingly very nice and understanding.

He replied, "While I was on vacation last week I found a bottle on the beach ... I picked it up and after rubbing the sand off of it a genie came out and said I'm really tired I'll grant you only one wish.... I was really surprised and said NO SHIT!"

VULVALICIOUS!

I've always joked with my significant other about something he told me about pleasing women in bed. This was when we were much younger - let's just say when shoulder pads were cool.

He told me that by telling a woman that he loved the way her pussy looked, she would subconsciously be drawn to the man more. He did that to me too - in a tasty manner of course but at the time, I just thought it was his way of saying 'Baby spread them up, here I come!' or something along those lines.

Of course I also didn't know any better then. Besides, I have to admit that as a horny young thing, it didn't take much to get me embroiled in a one-night-stand.

So back to the privates talk.

So he claimed that he always got women coming back for seconds and thirds.

So you can imaging my astonishment when I actually came across an article about s study published by the International Journal of Sexual Health that revealed how women whose genitals receive positive praise from their sexual partners during or after sex, are more likely to be drawn to the man behind those comments.

There's more.

According to the study, this creates a positive attitude about their privates and thus allows them to enjoy sex more and reach orgasm more easily.

I suppose it has to be with self-confidence and the ability to relax a lot more when you are 'visually acceptable' to your mate. So considering that the hubby made that comment decades before this study emerged, I'd give the bugger some credit for it. Now I know why his past lovers who we bump into on the street are always eager to meet up for a drink (READ: Reminisce old vulva tales).

So the message here is this - if you want to get a woman to feel good in bed with you, praise her vulva. She may come back for seconds. But the thing is, don't do it before you've even seen it in the hope of getting her all aroused. I doubt if it works that way. You might not get any at all. Be vulva smart!

Missus Singapore out!

ASK THE BOLDER WOMAN

Here is another reader's query from the magazine where this column appeared.

Q: Will cybersex hurt my relationship?

MS: I’ll answer that by asking a question. Will it upset you if you found out your partner was doing it? If your partner is not kept in the dark and considers it harmless, then type yourself off.

That said, the excitement can no doubt be a draw but when things get intense, sometimes one party can push for a meeting. Are you prepared to decline?

Many people think it constitutes cheating but I take a more liberal stand. If your partner knows and you transmit the excitement to her benefit in bed, that’s great. But if it begins to replace or interfere with intimate relationships, then buddy, you got bigger problems ahead.

Missus Singapore out!

SEX POSITION FOR THE WEEK #12

STOOPING DOGGY
The traditional doggy is one versatile position in terms of the different variations you can achieve from there. There is just something so nasty about it - for the man and women. It's as if it releases some primal instinct within.

If you are thinking of passionate love-making, I doubt this is going to stir ultimate feelings of love and affection.

From the front crawl or doggy position, in this one, the woman brings her legs forward into a curled up position. That means that her knee, shin and feet are against the bed. Think kneeling position.

She can choose to lie forward on a pillow or support herself with her hands. I prefer the latter as it allows me strength to push back into the guy when I want to.

I can't be quite sure but I tried it several times (resting my head on the pillow) yesterday and it does seem about the same as a normal doggy. However, when I held myself up, I felt a somewhat more pleasurable penetration because his tool started rubbing against my inner walls more. It's just my body structure I suppose but you need to vary it to find your sweet doggy position with your partner.

In any case, it feels like you are being taken forcibly, as if a farm girl getting invaded by an escape convict.

Missus Singapore out!

PS: You could try bending forward and gently nibbling on the woman’s shoulders. I'm told its a very sensitive area which can intensify the sexual pleasure. I didn't try that though - at least not yet.

THE ULTIMATE HEADJOB

If there ever was a super headjob, this has to be it. It has all the ingredients - sloshy, great suction and good lip grip. Thanks Amanda from Sweden.

I personally think lips aren't a determining factor for a good blow and neither is having a big mouth for that matter. It's the same saying that a big dick does not ensure a good fuck.

I knew of this girl who had big freaking lips - I mean we are talking about lips that could swallow up Angelina Jolie's puckers. LOL!

I knew her boyfriend and he used to tell me that he would always shut his eyes and squirm the moment they would approach his lips for a big kiss. Being the egotistical guy he is, he didn't like the fact that his dick looked really tiny once she wrapped her lips over his dickhead.

Missus Singapore out!

MAKE-UP SEX IS GREAT!

I'm lucky to be involved in a secure and loving relationship. I know it sounds strange but I still enjoy make-up sex after a tiff or misunderstanding now and then. Although these things don't happen often these days, when they do, I jump on the opportunity to get my fair share of make-up sex.

I've a friend who is married and once claimed that she and her significant other have never fought or argued at all after six years together. I find it hard to believe but I'd chose to give her the benefit of the doubt. She also said then that the sex was good too. So I was happy for her.

We had met some months back at some function. I can't quite remember what it was for. Anyway, it was there that she told me about her perfect marriage and how she never had any arguments with her hubby. I also told her that make-up sex was unbelievable. She never thought much about it then.

Two days ago, we met for coffee and the first thing she told me was I was right. Not sure what she was referring to at the time, she went on to explain that she recently had a big argument with her husband - the usual - some insignificant tiff that married couples always have.

However, two days later, the sex she had was nothing compared to anything she had ever experienced.

I meant what I said about make-up sex. It's filled with a mixture of anger, anxiety frustration, passion and release - all the ingredients you need to get really hot and sweaty.

For me, at times I'd lose myself and feel as though I have to teach him a lesson for messing with me! The woman wants to be a real bitch to top off her man who is trying equally hard to show how big a bastard he is - in bed I mean. It's a battle which translates to hot furious sex.

It really becomes a competition of who has with the last word - who makes their mark felt. Both will want to dominate and subconsciously, show who is boss. I know its only in bed but it does have repercussions for the relationship.

Of course, no one really wins - or more accurately, both win - if you get my drift.

With a release, all frustrations fly out and you feel relaxed and at ease. Don't settle for anything less than a cum or two. Otherwise, you lose. But at the end of it all, you just want to cuddle up and act all lovey again.

I would use the analogy of getting a clean boot up for your PC. Once in a while, a clean boot would get your PC running all smooth again. Marriage or any relationship, I feel, is the same way. An argument, hot mindless sex and the relationship is back on track.

The problem is that people tend to sit on things for too long until it manifests into a monster too big to handle. There comes a point when ego takes over and becomes the only thing that governs what you do or not do. Right and wrong become the issue as compromise is thrown out the window. No need to mention what that can lead to.

Now where the hell is my man? I feel like picking a fight right now!

Missus Singapore out!

MISSUS SINGAPORE ON THE RADAR

Some exciting news! Okay, at least for me it is. For the first time since Missus Singapore was launched (back in 2006), the most common search words that landed new visitors to the site did not include words like 'Singapore porn' and 'Singapore Milf'.

For the last month, the most common search was actually - ready for this? - 'MISSUS SINGAPORE'!

Visitors actually searched for me specifically. To me that is a big signal that I'm beginning to shake the leaves a little in this Internet forest. It was really a pleasant surprise.

On another note, I'll be featuring a new guest really soon on 'Missus Singapore gets intimate with'. This time it's a local guy who has a 9.5 inch dick! You better believe it because I now do after doing some 'investigative' reporting that had me go down to the root of the issue with measuring tape and all!

It was a blast interviewing him and we had lots of fun and laughs, among other things. The pros and cons of being well hung! Watch out for it.

In the mean time, have a super Saturday.

Missus Singapore out!

SEX BITS

In a previous installment of Sex Bits, I mentioned some gangbang where a woman had sex with 500 men or there about. But I totally forgot that prior to that record being broken, a Singaporean woman actually held it.

She was Annabel Chong, who had sex with some 251 men. I am not sure how many hours she took but it was her claim to fame I suppose.

I remember when it was reported in the local media, many locals and Asians, for that matter, condemned her antics. I for one hailed her as a woman brave enough to do what she wanted to do without anyone telling her to do this or that.

Here is a woman many of us can learn from. No, I'm not suggesting we all go out and get fucked silly by several busloads of horny dudes, but when it comes to chasing our goals in life.

There was a documentary on her, a play and I think even a book was written about her life. She never once regretted it, which is a lot more than what I can say for a whole load of women, who have more regrets than shoes.

It is always "I should have done this before!', 'I wish I had taken the risk then!', 'Why didn't I try it out?'.

Well the good thing is that it's never too late to chase your goals.

In a way, I subscribe to Annabel's way of life. Strike while the iron is hot. All hail the great Annabel. I for one am proud of her for putting Singapore on the porn map!

Missus Singapore out!

BUTT STUCK

It's hailed as a life-saver in engineering. Mechanics swear by it. At home it's great for keeping door hinges squeak-free. You might even have used it to dislodge a tight ring from your finger. Ahh, the benefits and joys of lubricants.

As as this cartoon demonstrates, it may also make a big difference when you want to inject a little butt action into your mundane bedroom antics.

I read about this couple who had to call the doctor in for that very problem. The man was on Viagra and it just couldn't come out. I'm just confused as to how that was possible. But apparently, a bit of Vaseline and some gentle rocking did the trick!

Moral of the story - Take lessons from porn at your own peril! What you don't see (i.e. women lubricating themselves) doesn't mean that they don't grease themselves up really good off camera.

Missus Singapore out!

EVEN PERFECT BODIES NEED HELP

My girlfriend Linda is a fitness instructor and has a body that is hard all over as it is toned. I've often commented how her body seems chiseled to perfection. But of course if you work out all day, I'm sure it will come to everyone.

But seriously she has a body to die for. The best part is that she is in her early 40s and can put many young women in their 20s to shame. Unfortunately for you guys out there, she is gay.

I suppose more accurately, she is a bisexual. The reason is because she was heterosexual when she was younger (I know since she was often my partner in crime for painting the town read - oh how I miss those wild 80s).

She has had more than a few boyfriends since and in fact for one of them, wedding bells were starting to sound until by mutual consent, they broke it off.

By her own admission, she says that she could be considered a lazy lover, which I found totally surprising. A body like that and you'll think she will be doing sexual gymnastics 24/7. She told me that she really sucked in bed. Well don't we all suck in bed. But seriously, she claims to be a little frigid when it comes to men. With women, she says she has no problem.

When we met during Christmas last year, she asked if I could show her how to please a man! Moi? She was then getting a little bored with relationships with women and wanted to revisit with her heterosexuality. And here I was hoping I could run my fingers over her hard body! LOL!

Well I agreed to do what I could but gave her no promises. She called yesterday to remind me of our arrangement and said she had a male subject in mind. I'm still figuring out how to go about it. Should I have a ruler in hand? Should I be present while they do it? Or should I just sit them down and explain to them the wonders of sexual pleasure. Hey, after all I'm still a student of the sexual arts.

Doing it is one thing but physically teaching someone else is not exactly bread and butter, even for a bitch like me! It's become so instinctive for me - you know, like making patterns with your fingers using a rubber-band. You can show it but when it is on someone else's hands, it gets tricky.

But nonetheless, for the sake of good sex, Missus Singapore will step forward and face up to the challenge. Who knows I may just have a potential business idea in the burner.

This is again another lesson in reality for me because nothing is as it appears. I suddenly don't feel so bad that my body ain't as hard and toned as I always wanted it to be.

Missus Singapore out!

SEX POSITION FOR THE WEEK #11

MAN-ON-TOP (REAR)
Without creativity, sex can get boring after a while. What spices things up is the ability to modify regular positions and surprise each other. You can never tell if a new position can suddenly rock your world.

Take this man-on-top (rear) position for instance. I'm not referring to the doggy position by the way. Again, like all pictures in a sex book, it always looks easy. Indeed it is easy to get into position but that is where the easy part ends. The right kind of movement is imperative.

From my experience, it is the older more experienced guy who tends to know what to do in this position. Most would start thrusting the moment they are in. But an experienced guy would use his tool to play with a woman's walls, inner and outer.

Once again, the side to side is great but for me, the up and down is highly arousing. Using his head to brush against the inner grooves of the vagina is titillating as it is exciting for the woman - with breaks in the rhythm in the form of deep slow thrusts. Simply delightful.

For added penetration, try placing a hard pillow under her tummy. With a slightly elevated entry, it can do wonders for some women. Vary to find the sweet spot for her.

Missus Singapore out!

Photo courtesy of Sex-techniques-and-positions.

A BOUQUET OF DICKS

Thanks so much for all your emails and well wishes! I've been overwhelmed and deeply touched.

When you start a blog, you always set off doing it for what you believe in (most of the time at least). Then, the novelty and enthusiasm withers a little. It doesn't help that problems with blogger put me off for almost nine months!

However, after sometime, you really start to wonder if anyone really reads it. I certainly did.

Over the years, I've come to realise and appreciate that there is actually a group out there who visit MS on a regular basis - seeing from the emails, jokes, photos and confessions that I've received. In fact, on closer observation, it was heartening to find out that some have followed MS from Day 1.

Fred from California is one of them. It was he who sent in this lovely bouquet to wish me the best. Fred, thanks so much and you really know the type of bouquet that I love.

I'm sure for many women, this is the kind of bouquet they would certainly accept with open legs, I meant mouths. Sorry - hands. Okay, okay...arms!

Missus Singapore out!

ASK THE BOLDER WOMAN

Q: Do women really like a body massage or is it just an excuse to not have sex?

MS: Honestly, it could be an excuse to HAVE sex. You need to understand what touch does to a woman and how her body reacts to it. Massage involves a sensual touch which is most relaxing when you do get the areas and pressure right.

By releasing the blocked energy flow in her body, you will also help stir up her sexual energy. Any woman who says she doesn’t feel some measure of arousal during a massage is lying. So brush up on your massage skills if you want to stand a better chance of loosening and priming her up for the act.

Missus Singapore out!

MISSUS SINGAPORE TURNS 4!

I just wanted to take some time off to announce that as of 1 May 2010, Missus Singapore is four years old! Four years of blogging, 500 posts and numerous friends made. That can't be all bad can it?

As a tribute, I've decided to put up a rare one-off photo of myself. Hopefully it will help put a face to Missus Singapore.

Please feel free to send in your best wishes, emails, jokes, stories, photos and monetary contributions if you like (LOL)!

Here's hoping I'll still have the stamina for another four years of blogging. If you have any suggestions on how I can further improve Missus Singapore, please send them in. Love ya all.

High-five me!

Missus Singapore out!