THE HIPS DO LIE

A reader sent an email bringing up an article she read in a local magazine. Some sex therapist wrote that men should look out for movements in a woman's body, especially her pelvic area, for signs that she is being aroused. She says, the fastest a woman 'grinds' against you, the more she is turned on.

This woman, who only left her name as Sandy, was rather annoyed by the article. She says that this is not quite accurate information to give to a man.

While I agree that a man should look out for a woman's body signals, how a woman 'grinds' her body against you is no indication that she is getting turned on. It's not just her body movements but eyes and moans do play a part. Also, she may be 'grinding' her body out of impatience to get the act over and done.

A quivering body, erect nipples and goosebumps - now those are more accurate signs really. And Sandy agrees. The gazing 'high' look in a woman's eyes - that's the key. If she is not comfortable with establishing eye contact, that is also a sign she is not comfortable with you. In such a case, how can she be turned on.

I've 'grinded' against men before but just to turn them on, not because I was turned on. Again, Sandy agrees. There are so many factors involved in order for a woman to get high whilst riding. Too many to even mention here.

Her peeve - "These sex therapists are all book-taught and have no idea what they are talking about at all - most of the time. It's not like they have fucked 210 men to learn how its done properly. Now I know why so many men are doing it all wrong - because they are reading too much into what these therapists are saying. If you want sex advise, turn to someone who has the experience to talk about it."

Well, the 210 mentioned is a giveaway really. Sandy! 210 men? Wow maybe you should be writing a column too! I bet more men will believe you a lot more.

But seriously, Sandy does have a point. Many sex therapists who run columns are either stating the obvious or conjuring up things based on what they read in manuals - and we all know how accurate manuals are. After all, someone who has read about riding a bicycle is never going to teach you enough compared to someone who has cycled for years with different types of bicycles.

Every woman reacts differently and as I always say, there is no one sure-fire way or one-size-fits-all sexual move. It's all about observing and responding accordingly - which is really what makes sex such an intriguing proposition and challenge for men and women. If what works for one person works for all - we won't be stimulated by sex as much now, would we.

Missus Singapore out!

WAXED: MAN OR DUCK?

Is it just me or does Brazil sound like a very masculine-sounding country? My theory is that because of this, bikini-line waxing is called such - Brazilian Waxing. By doing so, it opens up another 50% of the market - saying to men, 'Hey, it's okay for men to get a wax too!".

I certainly am not against men having a clean shave down there but it's a little bit like knowing a woman has to shave everyday - her face I mean! It's fine but duh!

A UK guy friend of mine told me the other day that more and more men are going for Brazilian waxing in London, very much like the trend in Singapore. I can't cringe enough.

The men featured in this local magazine talk about having a hairless crouch like it's going to attract more women at the pool. So like a true journalistic voyeur, I couldn't depend on my own personal views. Thus I sought the views of several women during my weekly jog to the beach.

I'm glad to report that of the 14 women whose sun-tanning privacy I invaded, only four didn't mind men who went for waxing provided it wasn't obvious when they were in their speedos. Another three were not against it at all. The rest, like me, all squirmed. (See, Missus Singapore is not so different after all!)

"We like to see some hair down there, not too much, but not bare!" seemed to be commonly echoed.

One busty Australian woman in the late 20s even went on to say that while body hair may be acceptable to some extent, "a bare groin just kills the thrill of looking at a men in the buff. It's like they are primed to be served as waxed duck or something."

I really don't mind it so much but for men to be raving about it like they did in the magazine, I've to admit that it somehow just doesn't sit right.

Missus Singapore out!

TIP OR TIT?

John from Indonesia - thanks for the zip file of cartoons you sent in. I admit I was a little hesitant to unzip it but after my viral scans revealed it was safe, what a delight I must say. 77 cartoons - do you collect them for a hobby? In any case, thank you so much and I definitely have lots to go on for the next few months at least.

This one is about a blonde who mistakes a tip for a tit. We are always so quick to poke fun at blondes but really, do you think they do it for real? I think they are just tapping on their reputations as blondes to garner the most fun they can possibly milk from it. By making 'mistakes' like this, they know they will ultimately be 'excused' but in reality, I gather they will be having the last laugh.

Missus Singapore out!

SEX POSITION FOR THE WEEK #10

MAN ON TOP (CROUCH)

This week's position looks simple but if you are really looking to get a woman off here, it takes some skillful movement and head play at the right angles. This is great for men of all sizes.

The rocking position at a slightly upward angle thrust is great as it is in contact with the inner upper walls within the vagina. Start slow and feel it gradually tighten as the blood begins to collect and fill up in the area, which is highly sensitive when a woman is aroused.

One set back for the man is that he has to be flexible enough to crouch in that position, the lower the better. So hips and thigh muscles are important here. Of course a woman can slip a pillow underneath for a slight elevation.

For women who find it hard to reach climax with penetrative sex, this is still a great position to get the juices flowing and head you in the right direction for the ultimate release via some oral work. A woman can also help herself or get the man to gently help her cum.

Missus Singapore out!

KEEP IT DOWN BOY!

Here's a novel gadget that every woman in a relationship with a man should own. It's more useful than an iPhone, even though unlike the iPhone's 50,000 aps, this one only has one.

I think it was designed in response to the chastity belt for women in old Elizabethan times.

It's called the anti-erection device and it's about to experience a revival or sorts. I heard its demand is so high that 7-11 has captured the rights to sell this at their stores worldwide.

I know men will be going ouch! at the sight of this but think of it this way, at least it's less painful than getting whacked on your erect tool with a cane, which is now quite often the case.

Missus Singapore out!

OUT WITH IT!

Here is another collection of confessions from several readers. Please don't despair if I haven't featured yours yet because I have tons to go through. I really appreciate you guys sharing with me your most intimate indiscretions. So here goes.

"I slept with my wife's sister two years ago. It was at a holiday with both out families. Since her husband was like my wife, into museums, they both headed out one day with all our children in tow to check out some museums. Left alone, we decided to head to the hotel pool. We were just fooling around in the water when she noticed that I had a hard-on.

Actually, it was not because of her but another hot blonde who was tanning nearby. Anyway, she came from behind as I was resting against the side of the pool and slipped her hand into my shorts. One thing led to another and we rushed back to my room where he fucked for the next two hours. We still meet once a month for what we call our 'family rendezvous'.

Charlie S, Pat County, USA

"I caught my daughter's fiance masturbating one day. He lives with us one day, she was out to work and he stayed home because he was running a little fever. He had a shock when I pushed the door open because he had expected me to be out as well. I walked over to him and told him that I could do a better job.

I grabbed at his dick and began to wank it a little. He was so shy and quickly jumped out of bed. It was amusing watching him blush. My daughter doesn't know about this incident and I don't intend to tell her, even though we didn't go any further than that, well not yet at least.

JOSA, Arrington, UK

"One night after a party, I went down on my girlfriend and she did the same on me. It was amazing and really nothing what I had expected. We both had boyfriends but share this secret. Now when I'm horny, I think about her more than my boyfriend."

Lily, Canberra Road, Singapore

Missus Singapore out!

MS ADVISORY

Here is a neat safe-sex ad I came across. Pretty neat. Subtle but yet sends the message through. I've also received lots of anti-aids photos and for taking the time, I thank you all.

It's been almost 30 years and we find ourselves still fighting these aids-battle. Like all wars - stubborn when it comes to ending, I think it's time we need a radical approach to fighting Aids. I refuse to think there is no way out of this.

We just need to show a global commitment and focus. Sometimes I just get the feeling that the Aids cause has been pushed down the priority list - I mean really way down! Do we need a celebrity or well-known personality to be stricken by it before there is another media thrust to push its cause? How many million have to die before that happens?

Missus Singapore out!

STIMULATING BRUNCH

Just got back from a long-awaited meeting with my friend Dawn who writes a column at a local woman's magazine. It was supposed to be a brunch thingy but we had so much to talk about that by the time we were half-way through, the weekend lunch crowd began pouring into the cafe we were at.

We had lots of catching up and one of the interesting things we spoke about was on a survey that they published in a previous issue which Dawn coordinated. It was about the favourite things that women like to receive as gifts either for birthdays or special occasions. Dinners, dates and travel were not included.

I'm not sure about the exact numbers but I think it was about 300 women between the ages of 30 and 50 who were surveyed. I jotted things down so here goes.

35% - sex toys
28% - spa/facial vouchers
17% - jewelery/watches
20% - a wide range of other stuff including bags, chocolates, perfume, flowers, IT gadgets, etc.

Since this was predominantly done with the Asian cohort of women, this certainly has wide implications. But it a nutshell, it tells of two things. One - that Asian women are more aware and daring to reveal more about their sexuality. And two - for many women, toys seem to be more reliable than men!

Missus Singapore out!

DONG DEATH

I know when the blue miracle pill was introduced more than a decade ago, the older men hailed it as a lifesaver. But a recent report echoed another that younger men, some even in their late 20s, are turning to it. Why do they need it?

Yes, I know what it is for but seriously, at that age, there must be other ways. I put it down to the new generation of impatience. Everyone seems to want results with the click of a finger.

Well, as this cartoon sent in by Brian from Exeter, I think reconsideration of your options is in order.

Missus Singapore out!

THE DEAL WITH FREEZING COLD MALLS

There are several things visitors to Singapore have observed. It's a food paradise. It's a shopping haven. It's the most multiracial and multi-ethnic city in Asia. And the air-conditioning in malls and restaurants is always cranked to the lowest possible temperature.

Yeah, I know it's really hot here but freezing patrons is certainly not the most pleasant solution. Of course there are reasons for this. Here's my take on it.

It's a conspiracy really! One that these establishments have agreed upon. You see, knowing that women make up the majority of patrons at these malls for obvious reasons, they (the establishments) found it fitting to find a way to attract more males to the malls. Times are bad. It's simple mathematics - double the number of patrons and you increase your retail sales. But that's on the surface.

So what has air-conditioning have to do with getting more males to hit the malls, you may ask.

You have to take into consideration how Singaporean women tend to be more daring in their dress sense nowadays. It's summer all year over here so expect thin clothing. Many even choose to go bra-less. Add that to ridiculously cold temperatures from the outdoor scorching sun, and out pop the nips!

I was at the mall the other day and noticed that this is not so far-fetched a theory as I had initially thought. There were erect nipples everywhere I turned. Then I looked at my reflection in a store's window and even through the T-shirt and bra I had on, my nipples were trying their best to greet me.

So guys get to shop and have a good nipple show all over the place. Ingenious!

Missus Singapore out!

ASK THE BOLDER WOMAN

After a day’s work, my partner and I are often left mood-less for sex, not tired. We want to get our sexual motors running again. Any suggestions?

MS: This is really an issue of being re-energised and getting the balance back. You feel mood-less, so you need to rev up the endorphins. I always believe the road to the best sex in your life is not a matter of the acrobatics you undertake in the bedroom. It’s the experience when the body, mind and spirit peak together.

To increase your chances of hitting those highs, you got to get out of the bedroom and clock in some exercise together, to get the circulation going, clear the mind and entice those muscles to feel like they could do with a little bedroom routine later on.

PS: Quite a number of you have asked where this column of mine appears. Well it was run for over two years in a magazine for men in Singapore. That was from 2007 or thereabouts so I don't think it's available. Anyway, it's really just a small box-type Q&A.

Missus Singapore out!

SEX POSITION FOR THE WEEK #9

LAP LOCK
I find this one a very intimate position. Your bodies are locked in embrace and you really feel as one. Besides, you are facing each other. However, I do think that its really for lovers. Would be kinda awkward with someone you just met.

The only problem is that the guy will have to have strong abs and back muscles as he will very much be relying on them since he is not getting any support with his arms. The woman should help here by getting a firm footing and holding him from his back.

Penetration wise, if a guy is not particularly well-endowed, he may have to open his legs a little wider apart to allow the woman to slip down between his legs. Movement wise, it's really the work of the woman to keep moving to and from, not up and down.

Missus Singapore out!

HEADLINE NEWS

Condom Recall

Chinese authorities have shut down a condom plant, saying it was producing unsafe and tainted rubbers.

Now, officials are looking for more than two million condoms that were produced by this plant and sold under brand names such as Durex and Jissbon, according to Australia's ABC News.

Officials say manufacturer Li Anping bought wholesale condoms, added an "unknown" lubricant and then repackaged them without sterilizing them. He also had underage girls working in his condom factory, according to the report.

MS: Hey, I think some guys I know may have used these condoms. How does one recall condoms? I don't have any idea but I do suspect it will be a really sticky affair!

There seems to be lots of things getting recalled these days. A friend of mine actually asked if one could get their husband recalled?

Missus Singapore out!

MASTURBATION KIT

How thoughtful? I received this photo from Ken from Malaysia. He suggested that this might come in handy for my cum study. But it does look like some kitchen or gardening gloves that have been repackaged. It's approved by the AMERICAN MASTURBATORS ASSOCIATION.

But for cleanliness and safety, I think this might be ideal for my study. To date I've got another 18 people volunteering. Are you people really serious? I've also got a volunteer fluffer. Glenda sent me photos and she is really hot. The best part, she has experience too!

The only problem though is that Glenda, a 29-year old antiques dealer, lives in New York!!!! Well I guess I can only send her the really long dicks - I mean really really long ones.

Thank you all for all your ideas and suggestions but I think I will keep this simple and identify one main factors - how drinking water can affect the cum load.

Missus Singapore out!

SEX BITS

Here are a couple of sex bits which I found most intriguing. I'm sure many of you may have heard about it but I'm wondering if these so-called records have since been broken. If any of you know about it, do let me know.

RECORD 1: The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston who had intercourse with 620 men in one day. A video was made of this historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58 seconds.

RECORD 2: The male gangbang world record goes to porn actor Jon Dough who worked himself over 55 women in one day. He had 5 to 6 ejaculations. Actually, he was supposed to have had intercourse with at least 101 women, but he did the other 46 two weeks later.

MS: For the first one, come on! 58 seconds? It seems like as long as the guy gets in in her, it's recorded as one. That's not really impressive if you ask me because she doesn't have to withstand the pounding of each guy for a normal period until he cums.

And for the second one, 55 women with five or six ejaculations? I think the five or six ejaculations and not the 55 women is the only impressive thing. He could simply fuck one women every 5 seconds, who knows? On hindsight, even the five or six ejaculations is not record material.

I knew this guy who had eight ejaculations, I know it because I was a witness to it! In case you were wondering, no he wasn't some young stud but a 40-something guy from Canada. Any Americans willing to outdo their northern neighbours?

Missus Singapore out!

IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT!

Sometime back, these girls stirred lots of reactions, mostly negative, when they were featured in a local newspaper. Typical of Singaporeans - and there isn't even any nudity involved!

Online forums tagged them the usual stuff - cheap, immoral, insulting to women, yada-yada-yada... At times like this I just feel so ashamed to be associated with this group. Granted not everyone thinks that of them, I gather the majority are fat and out-of-shape women who have or are on the brink of letting themselves go.

I see those on their moral high-horses joining the voices of overweight women screaming foul. I suppose it is a judgmental world we live in these days.

For me, I hail their bravery and ingenuity to capture the reader's eye. They actually appear on an online site which talks about all sorts of things, not just news with sexual innuendo. But I really don't think there is anything wrong. Do I feel they are cheapening the image of women? No!

It's a free world and as long as no one is stood on, no children or animals or tress are hurt, why do we have to mind.

There is an ideal concept that governs a democracy - if you don't like it, don't read it.

Missus Singapore out!

EARLY DATING ERRORS

I find it utterly amusing when you make the first visit to the home of the new guy you are dating. This usually applies when the guy invites the gal over, presumably for sex.

I know in the cartoon, the parrot belongs to the girl but from my experiences and observations, guys are horrible at covering up their tracks. I suppose it has to do with them being messy by nature.

There was one guy who invited me over only to have me sit in the living room for about 20 minutes - time enough to clear his room of photos and other girlfriend (ex or present) paraphernalia. He didn't think he would be lucky but fortunately for him, I had other ideas that night. So when he asked if I would like to come over, I nodded. I could almost feel his pulse rising - a mix of finally getting lucky with me and how he planned to remove all traces of his girlfriend.

Anyway, when we got into his room, I could see that some things were removed and hidden. For instance, photo frames on shelf had been removed judging by the dust outlines left behind. He even was very careful not to let me get anywhere near his drawers. It was really funny watching him sweat his buns off.

Later on I found out that he was seeing someone else. Well no loss of mine as he really did suck in bed - and I don't mean it in a complimentary way.

Missus Singapore out!

MALE MODEL ILLUSION

I like it when my significant other gets stuck in the country and does not have to head around the region to cover crisis (and there are many in these parts). It is usually the big projects that succeed in keeping him on home shores.

He recently had three huge boxes of magazines delivered to him - all men's magazines from all over and it was a surprise that I actually hadn't heard of many of them. Anything from men's health to fashion, sports and even hair (imagine they have one for men's hairstyles!) He was doing some in-depth analysis blah, blah blah...

Anyway, as usual, the nosy me just had to stick my hands into them even before he could. Okay, so some eye candy wouldn't hurt right? But I have to say that halfway through the first box and I was left rather disappointed.

Is it me or are male models getting more effeminate these days? Yes, they have great features and chiseled bods but the complete look just didn't do it for me. Their hairstyles were just not what I would normally associate with masculinity. There was just a certain 'softness' about them despite their muscular and tone bods.

Other than some sports personalities that appeared on several advertisements, the rest were just too girlie for me. I appreciate that they may also be targeting the gay market and I certainly don't have anything against gays but in the economic sense, shouldn't it be the other way around? I'm quite certain that the gays don't outnumber heterosexual males.

But I'm apparently not alone with this view. I checked with some of my male friends and they too expressed the same opinion. In fact many echoed the view that if a magazine is targeted at men, you should either have masculine men or boobs. The effeminate look just turns them away from any product they are highlighting.

In my younger days, there were the fair number of gay models but they certainly didn't outnumber the straight models. Let's just say I had the opportunity to find out quite a number of occasions.

They were hunky, spoke like men and when off camera, spat like men after taking a drink of water. You know the powerful 'kapui' and the water flies out across the field. These days, at a recent shoot I was in, these guys had water dribbling out of their perfectly maintained lips. Even the way they sit is up for debate. You can build up bulk and muscles but you just can't change the way a man casually sits.

This I blame to the phenomenon of the metrosexual male. For heaven's sake - you are either a full-blooded male or not. Just like there is no such thing as a handsome female (expect for the British). All these tags are just blurring up the lines. I'm really a tad disappointed with this whole deal but I suppose I'm just over-reacting I guess. But it does change the way women will have to scout for their partners, that's for sure!

Missus Singapore out!

SEX POSITION FOR THE WEEK #8

HEAD TO TOE
I have to admit that I'm not exactly a veteran at this one. I recall trying it with a few past lovers sometime back but for me at least, it worked because they were not particularly well-endowed. But its a perfect position if such are the tools you have to work with.

And I believe it also caused less of a discomfort to them. It tends to hit the inner walls of the front where lots of blood accumulates so it can be quite arousing.

I really don't mind if the guy is well-endowed but I think it is a little more uncomfortable for them as they may tend to bend their tools at an awkward angle. However, with the guy sitting up, it works a charm really.

I find it better if the gal takes the lead here moving herself to and from. Great for the abs and thighs too.

As for last week's position, Christina from Norway, wrote in to say that it would be better - if a man is curved, and you turn against the direction of his curve to receive him. Thanks Christina, I will take that into consideration when I come across a man who has a real curve to show for it and not pretenders, which I have a lot of these days.

Missus Singapore out!

THE CUM STUDY - UPDATES

Ever since my off-the-cuff offer to start a study, I'm been inundated with willing subjects coming forward and offering themselves for my study. And to think all this started from some girlfriends and I kidding around. What have I got myself into?

And so it goes. To date, I've had 37 subjects write in, interestingly, two of them were females!!! How does that work?

On hindsight, I suppose I could use some assistants - not unlike the fluffers you would find on a porn movie set. So Mabel and Gene, hang in there, I could yet require your services.

To do an accurate study is almost impossible with limited resources so I guess as Hotel Charlie wrote in to say, I should group them properly. So based on the people who responded, I've got 12 aged between 20-30, 15 between 31-40, 4 aged 41 and above and four of unspecified ages and of course two women!

Of course this is not counting the men I know who have responded eagerly.

So I'm still at the infantile stage trying to see how I can go about this and the components I want to look at such as food and beverage consumption, supplement intakes, exercise, frequency etc. So many factors to consider so if any of you have any ideas on how I can streamline things, please do let me know. All I can think of is all that yum cum!

Missus Singapore out!

ASK THE BOLDER WOMAN

Here is another column featured in a men's magazine.

Q: How do I start sharing sexual fantasies with my partner?

MS: I’m all for fantasy sharing but timing and dosage are vital. Men usually get timing terribly wrong. It’s not about when you feel like sharing but whether she is in the mood to hear it. Bottom line: know your woman well.

If a woman is particularly conservative in the fantasy realm, overwhelming her with hardcore ideas may have her packing her bags. So the key is to start simple, like wanting to get it on in a parked car or on the kitchen cabinet with her. Then gradually change the location, activities and personnel.

Just remember that once the ball is in motion, you should be able to take it as good as you dish it out.

Missus Singapore out!

MARITAL GLUE (POLL 18)

Yours truly attended a marriage seminar recently, not that I wanted to, but was an invited guest. While I generally agreed very much about the broad mechanics vital to keep a marriage functioning on good ground, the seminar failed to stress on what I believe to be the critical glue for any marriage - sex.

One speaker, an idiot really, claimed that with your relationship in good stead, you can then have enjoyable sex. Does it really take an 'expert' to tell anyone this? And then he goes on to say how sex should is not an important part of a marriage.

It was all just so wrong.

No one can tell exactly what the 'perfect' marital dynamics is. People are all unique, their views, limitations, opinions, how they were brought up, experiences, etc. Besides, who is to know how thing panned out once two people are brought together. What works for someone may not work for the next person.

The main thing I feel, which was not stressed, is that a married couple needs to look at themselves and truly want to make a positive contribution to the relationship. Only when there is a will to do so, things will gradually fall into place. To be fair, no one knows what to expect in a marriage.

Patience, tolerance, understanding, mutual respect and trust are consistent and pre-requisites but the ways in which these unfold in a marriage cannot be set in stone - not by a long shot.

But herein lies the problem with most marriages, the lack of such traits. I feel that couples are just too easily distracted - too quick to be fed-up - and way too mentally unsettled to survive the long haul.

While I am certainly not one to support staying in an unhappy or worse still, abusive marriage, I think that without trying to make things work and giving each other and the relationship a second chance when mistakes are made, then you are selling yourself short. Give yourselves some credit. Humans are a resilient bunch deep within and can find solutions - better still if both parties are cracking their heads together.

Communication is ignition to a fulfilling marriage and sex, I feel, is the key. Over and over again, I've heard marriage counselors keep saying how marriage is not about sex. Love first and then sex! I suppose in their oath of practice (if there is such a thing) that's the politically and morally right thing to say in a conservative Asian society.

My view? Hogwash!

Sex can be an expression of passion and love no doubt but it should be more than that. It's the binding gel for almost every aspect of a fledgling marriage. It is the spark in the initial days but should be the fuel for the long run.

I'm happy to report that judging from the views of many of MS readers, sex is absolutely vital in a marriage. Of course there are many issues that make marital sex exciting but that is another story altogether. Essentially, this is a broad overview.

The figures speak from themselves which incidentally, are along familiar lines to a similar poll I did two years ago.

Missus Singapore out!

SWALLOWING FRESHMAN

In biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"

"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return.

However as she was going out the door, the Prof's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced she answered her question: "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."

MS: Thanks Sandra from Kent, for this 'recollection' of your university days. By any chance did you ace biology?

Missus Singapore out!

PHAROAH PHALLUS

WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN!

So this was what the Bangles were trying to tell us in 1986. I've seen rock hard, flaccid, long, short, thick and thin, left hook, right hook, front hook, back hook but never one like this. That just shows how much I know!

Looking at it, all I can say is ouch! Not to me but the the guy. I remember going on my knees one time giving a guy a blow. Midway through, with him rock hard, somehow my back leg lost its footing and I fell forward. Instinctively, I grabbed on to his dick to prevent myself from falling but in the process kinda bent it a little. Could have broken something but...

Well, the good news was that I didn't injure myself. The bad news was he had a dick ache for a week.

Missus Singapore out!

DARE TO BARE

Two friends begged me to show her some of my albums, the ones involving some erotic photography shots. They had been thinking about doing it for the longest time - primarily for their significant others but methinks its just something many women want to do at some point in their life - to capture their beauty before the ticks of time carves out other ideas.

By erotic photography, I'm not talking so much about the porn type poses but the naked-type and tasteful shots that you could frame up and hang in your living room. Well, okay maybe not, but you get the idea.

So anyway, I finally agreed to show some of the shots to give them some ideas. Several were done at a photo studio which I personally think were not too bad. However, the ones that both liked most, were interestingly taken by my newswire-correspondent-photojournalist hubby.

He had improvised on lighting but the most telling thing was that we was able to highlight the best of my attributes and facial expressions and mask the parts of me which were not too flattering. On hindsight, it made perfect sense because he knows me the best and is able to capture the moods and features that capture the real me. Of course it helped that I was also comfortable with him and able to fully - for lack of a better word - fuck with the camera lens.

So my two friends then asked if he would consider taking shots of them. I haven't asked him yet but duh, duh and duh! Which guy in their right mind would turn down taking photos of two voluptuous women?

It's not like he has not done it before. Credit to him, he has always been really professional about it, even though I can see that at times, he spots a bulge in his pants - and no, he doesn't keep an extra lens in there. The women feel more comfortable with me around so I sit and watch the show and sometimes help with their posing.

The thing about having so many sexy and horny girlfriends is that the person who tends to benefit most, besides a bisexual woman like myself, is the significant other! Damn the lucky bastard!

It's all clean fun and no one has regretted their decision to do so. I'll let you know how that turns out.

Anyway, the message I'm trying to get through is that if you are really thinking of taking a series of erotic shots, do it with someone you trust because I've also heard how many photographers use their photos without permission for their portfolios or websites. Many others don't know how to get you to loosen up (there has to be some chemistry).

If you get someone to take a few trial shots to see how you look naked in a photo, perhaps you will know more about what you want to hide and what you feel comfortable flaunting. Of course, it all else fails, there is always PhotoShop to turn to - a woman's best friend.

Missus Singapore out!

SEX POSITION FOR THE WEEK #7

LOW EDGE
I like this one but it has to be on a low mattress for maximum comfort from entry. On the edge of the normal bed is fine but provided the guy is tall enough or he will be hitting a woman's upper walls head-on, which many women seem to feel uncomfortable with.

If it's on a low mattress, he can either enter straight in or at a downward angle which is absolutely delightful. I've also noticed that this is a particular favourite amongst men with a fetish for legs and toes.

Don't forget to put a cushion on your knees or you'll suffer pretty serious bruising the next day as I have seen.

I'm caught up in between hard thrusting and slow penetration because they both seem to get me really up in the clouds.

In any case, what I've noticed about this one is that if you do it regularly, you tend to (the woman) get a great workout on the hips and thighs. Also if you move your body in rhythm, you can actually feel your abs getting a great workout.

Enjoy!

Missus Singapore out!

SIGN UP FOR THE MS MALE CUM STUDY

Talking to my friends the other night when they were over, we covered a variety of interesting subjects - most downright silly while some had some substance, literally.

We debated about the amount of a man's cum. (Believe it or not, we had nothing better to do.) While there were various amounts mentioned, it was really hard to decide the volume in accurate terms without actually measuring it with a proper device - mouth and palms don't constitute measuring devices by the way! Oh and neither does the number of squirts!

Moreover, what one of us may see as a good load, may not impress another. So we had to find a way to accurately determine the amount. This will inevitably address three purposes.

1. To find the average load of a man.
2. What would effectively increases the volume of a man's cum.
3. (And my favourite) To find the man who comes the most (porn stars and their props don't count).

So it was decided that I would do the honors seeing that I kinda have a minor addiction to cum - according to what my girlfriends seem to think.

The next step is devising a list of rules/regulations that would govern the study - which is hereby known (thanks to my girlfriends) as the MISSUS SINGAPORE MALE CUM or MSMC STUDY.

Then, the part which I don't think will prove too difficult is to get male subjects to be involved in the study. Any takers? Hand jobs provided! Blow jobs optional.

Missus Singapore out!

EGO-BOOSTING MEN'S ROOM

This is really the kind of washroom men will tend to visit more often, especially the ones who are modestly endowed. I think it's really a novel concept - if you want men to pee more often.

Some time back, many washrooms in Singapore (a few still do) charged 10 or 20 cents per entry. If this is the case then I am guessing this one will rake in the big bucks in no time.

I think it's about time they did something to spruce up some of the men's washrooms. A few male friends of mine constantly complain about the dullness within. Once, a few of them actually brought me into one to prove their point - and this was in the lobby of a major hotel.

I went in, looked around and although it was clean, it was really nothing like some of the women's washrooms around town. We've got a sofa in one, a powder area, a few slick chairs and even a range of dispensers of all types of tissues. I remember one even had a face blotter for oily skin.

But seriously, do guys really need that kinda stuff? I really thing all they really need is their urinal wall dressed up like in the photo and they will be happy!

Missus Singapore out!

GIRLS' NITE IN

Some girlfriends got together at my place the other night and since our last get together, we definitely had some some serious catching up to do. We have not met up for almost six months, no thanks to our clashing schedules.

So when one of them called up, I immediately suggested coming over to my place since I told them about my intention to cut down on pubbing from April onwards. They agreed. Rita brought a bottle of Black Label, Anne - a half bottle of tequila, Sharon - a small bottle of gin and I threw in what ever I had left of my vodka.

It was a rare occasion when all of their hubbies were out of town. Of course mine was out too with his press club buddies plus the kids were staying out till late.

So essentially we had the whole house to ourselves. Awesome!

After the customary bitching about work, Rita, who had since our last meeting, completed her second grade in erotic dancing, decided to show off her new skills. Gosh she was really great and nimble and at 37, she is one hot momma.

Of course we all were left envious and demanded that she teach us some moves, which she did. It was hilarious and after a broken glass, some snapped pieces of cane decor, and a dirty footprint on my newly painted wall, we were rearing to go.

By that time, with liquor as sustenance, you would expect things to tone down but on the contrary. Sharon, who was the youngest among us at 35, was also the loudest and she definitely announced herself to my neighbours because the cops came a-knocking around 1.30am.

You should have seen the looks on their faces when we opened the door. Instead of finding a group of teenager girls, they found us four adult women, all high and sweaty (from the dance lessons)!

They even slipped off a smile as they told us to keep the din down. We all had a good laugh.

So we decided to tone down our activities and as you would expect, get down to some serious sex talk. We touched on a lot of things and one of the interesting subjects that came up was how often we all got laid.

Anne who is the most recently married says she gets it three times a week. Sharon has it twice a month while Anne had to put in a lot of thought to come up with New Year's Eve as the last time she had a roll in the hay with her hubby of 10 years. I was a little taken back. I mean these are all hot women mind you, trim and fit, especially Anne who had tits with their own zip code.

I was a little embarrassed to say how many times I had sex a week for fear of upsetting them. So I lied and said five times a week. Still they were all going "WOW, woman, you're such a horny bitch!"

They wanted to know what my secret was, and honestly, so did I because I made no secret that I love sex and always have. To me, its a full workout like playing tennis. It's just that I do it everyday, sometimes a few times a day. It's not like I have no deadlines to meet because I do but I make it a point that if something is important to me, I will go as far out as I reasonably can to get it.

So once I get my thoughts clear, I'll definitely be posting what we spoke about in detail. Look out for that.

It's really important to chill out with girlfriends once in a while. It really is. In today's world of mess and stress at the workplace, the responsibilities of being a wife, mother, daughter, daughter-in-law don't often help. So we need to take time out to spend moments with others like us to offload - it has the same effect as rebooting a computer. We need that too.

Missus Singapore out!

SEX BITS

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

MS: Can someone verify if these sort of things are really recorded? If this is true, then I doubt if any of her lovers are still alive to confirm her abilities. I can just hear all the men reading this and screaming out in pain. This gives a whole new meaning to squeezing every drop out! Now to get myself some glass balls!

Missus Singapore out!

ASK THE BOLDER WOMAN

Q: Why won't she masturbate in front of me as part of foreplay?

MS: It’s probably because she might feel a little self-conscious if she were to do it while you sit and watch. It is pretty normal since masturbation is by-and-large, a private indulgence. Some women actually masturbate before their partner comes over to get their juices flowing.

Has it occurred to you that maybe it could be that she simply prefers the real thing? Perhaps her not wanting to masturbate when you are before her could also be a vote-of-confidence of your sexual prowess.

Accept it, celebrate the attention she gives you and don’t complain too much. Remember this: It is not difficult these days for a woman to find a sex toy that is more dependable and satisfying than what any man has to offer.

Also, when you grow more comfortable with each other, her exhibitionist tendencies may emerge. Don't bother too much about it.

Missus Singapore out!