LIGHT UP YOUR DICK

I posted sometime back about the importance of lighting to set the mood for sex. Well, Sen from India sent this photo in response to it suggesting that women may just get aroused by this.

Thanks for the photo Sen but honestly, I can't see many women getting aroused by a dick light hanging above her. It may be a tad too tacky I feel. Perhaps good for a sex-themed bar or hanging in the lobby of a male sex clinic but other than that, I can see it being very sexy. LOL.

Missus Singapore out!

CHASING UR-ANUS

It's a wonder why some men seem so determined to have theirs up a woman's ass. This friend of mine was chatting with me the other day about how her boyfriend of seven years has now redirected his attention to her ass! Your ass this, your ass that, etc.

A woman has to be in the mood and really horny (or extremely drunk) to want it up her ass. Either that or she has to really feel comfortable with the man she is giving it up to. It is a pleasure to some while to others the thought is just is plain repulsive, especially when it is sprung to you by surprise, as it was with my friend.

It takes some mental preparation and lots of lubricant for starters and the guy really has to learn to take a woman's cue. It is really a matter of preference and the level of mutual adventurism in sex has to be equal.

Ladies, beware - Men may be from Mars but where they would rather be is up UR-ANUS. And no, we're not talking about the seventh planet from the sun!

Missus Singapore out!

FACIAL FIX

What is it about facials? Is it an ego trip for men to affirm their conquest of their woman? Well apparently, and oblivious to the men is that these women seem to want it for better skin! I'm not sure if there even is any backing to it - that sperm helps promote better skin, but I've been on the regime for years, and have had more than my fair share of positive comments too. So who knows?

In the mean time, here are what some of my readers have said about facials.

Missus Singapore out!

Jessie from Hong Kong writes: "I had my first facial at 17. I was making out with my boyfriend. It ended up with me giving him head. It was the first time we had taken things that far. Anyway, he was in heaven when he suddenly, without warning, exploded all over my face - head, cheeks, mouth, nose, eyes and all. We were both taken aback but it was a warm sensation that I didn't really know what to expect.

However, after it dried up over my face, it had a nice cooling effect and since then, its been a regular routine of ours. We have been married for 11 years and I'm not 34. Once a week, I go to him for facials and I have to admit, my skin and complexion are a lot better than many of my girlfriends."

SC from Singapore writes:;"I always thought it was just hype from porn. It always seems to end with a big splash all over the woman's face. However, once I had my first one, I was hooked on it. So much so, I'm always asking the guy if he is close to coming and prepare myself to go down without any prompting. From cum facial cynic to cum facial whore, that's how far I've come."

Now words from the boys:
Allan (didn't say from where) writes:"It's really a high. Seeing a woman's face all spluttered with cum is really the real deal. It's like making her yours."

Kuman Y, from Delhi writes: "If a woman wants it I will give it to her but we guys can't really be choosers. If ANY woman wants to help get us guys off, it doesn't matter when I cum as long as I do. Hell, even if I cum in a dumpster, I'll take it. Of course nothing beats a facial humiliation!"

SOMEWHERE IN A MEN'S WASHROOM IN TAIWAN

Further affirmation that men can't seem to pee straight. What an ego damper message to keep the loos clean. Thanks Yvette from Thailand.

Yvette, is a fellow journalist from Canada but who is 'stuck' in Thailand and has been for the last six months. I met her in Bali two years back while she was covering a story for a travel magazine as I was.

She was my partner in crime at a lonely stretch of beach where we pretended we were on a nudist colony. What women get up to when they are alone together! I love this woman!

Missus Singapore out!