MEN BEHAVING BADLY

Don't get me wrong, I love men but these days, they seem to be the bane of my contention. Is it me or are men forgetting their manners. They dress a lot better in most cases, groom themselves a lot more, but hell, they just seem to caught up with themselves these days.

Giving up a seat for someone who needs it more is chivalrous and a dying trait. Opening doors for women too. Pulling a chair out. I noticed it is more obvious with the younger men - in their 20s. Its really unfortunate for the younger women these days. No wonder, I'm also noticing more girls 'enjoying' the company of other girls - get the drift? Can you blame them honestly?

Missus Singapore out!

FEMININE SHAPING

I got down to my weekly ritual of shaving my bush but this time rather than the usual same boring shape I decided to have a designer cut. So I tried duplicating some of the patterns from what I saw on the Net. This time, I spent about half an hour shaping it and finally came up with a very interesting arrowhead pattern. (Actually, it's a little lop-sided but I'll perfect it in time.)

I must say that I am quite proud of it. It points to where you gotta place your inventory...just in case I come across a dumbass who may need further instructions..... I once had the Hitler-like cut and did not go down too well with my Significant Other because he felt uncomfortable going down on me each time....he said that he felt like he was kissing Hitler. It was funny at first but not so funny when he cut down on his visits down there. So off with that then.

Missus Singapore out!

WHAT WOMEN DON'T WANT ON VALENTINE'S (Part 2)

(Continued from yesterday)

Apparently, Valentine’s day is seen amongst many working adult women as a time to do something out-of-the-ordinary.

“If you don’t normally go to a nice restaurant, then it’s fine. But a stroll by the beach, a romantic nighttime visit to the museum, or even staying at home and being spoilt with a hot bubble-bath is super,” says 28-year old consultant Sheena Pereira.

Undergraduate, Sharon Khor shares, “My brother-in-law once got a masseuse to come over for my sister while he prepared dinner. He attended a cooking class and learnt how to prepare a simple meal for her. That was romantic.”

I asked 40 women what they liked and didn’t like and here is what I found out.

Most common gifts/gestures appreciated:
1. A quiet meal (away from the crowds) or a self-written card (not e-card!)– 14 votes
2. Nice hot bubble bath followed by a candle-lit dinner (preferably with room service – hint, hint!) / personalised jewellery - 10 votes
3. A spa session / massage / good sex / favourite flowers (not necessarily roses) - 7 votes

Most common gifts/gestures they would rather pass:
1. Flowers and chocolates (any other time of the year is fine though) – 23 votes
2. Lingerie (unless you are wearing it for her!) – 13 votes
3. Wining/dining in a restaurant crowded with many other Valentine’s Day couples (too tacky!) – 8 votes

Missus Singapore out!

WHAT WOMEN DON'T WANT ON VALENTINE'S (Part 1)

It’s very easy to go very wrong with gift-giving on Valentine’s Day. The best bet is not giving what 10,000 other men are giving their women.

I remember once receiving a bouquet, rather unique in that a cute bear held it up and a rare spread of wild flowers added a lovely touch.

The ‘specialness’ however, died the moment we walked into the restaurant. To my utter aghast, scattered across the posh establishment, four or five other women were also embarrassed owners of the same ‘special’ gift. Needless to say, the flowers remained conveniently out of sight for most of the night.

Another time, this guy gave me some lingerie, in the hope that it would get him his ‘preferred gift’ for the night. It would have if it could have fitted me. In any case, the crouch-less number was just not my thing.

Most guys seem to be unimaginative and thoughtless when it comes to giving gifts to their partners on Valentine’s Day. The biggest tip is to find out what a girl likes and wants. Don’t be afraid to ask but be discrete of course. I mean if you are going to ask her two days before Valentine’s Day, you’ll kill the surprise.

Sadly, during Valentine’s Days of recent past, it remains a common sight - some poor young woman bearing the indignity of having in her possession a tacky bouquet of flowers and having to stroll down town, only to run into several hundred others with the exact same bouquet.

27-year old government servant, Monica Ang, makes sure she never is one of them. She declares, “I tell my boyfriend to give me something he has made or something I like. Flowers are a no-no. I love them but it becomes meaningless, when everyone else is giving them. How special can a woman feel?”

So what do women want?

(To be continued)

Missus Singapore out!

MY MARATHON RECORD

My record was perhaps for five hours with a break in between. That was way back when I was still single and it took three guys to take turns on me at an East Coast chalet. Of course it may not constitute what many envisage - sex with one partner. Still, it was my longest!

Missus Singapore out!

MARATHON SEX

My girlfriend and I were discussing about marathon sex.

I was telling her that if the guy is fun enough to be with, it's really great. Momentary breaks in between to catch a breadth or have a drink. She wishes it would be anything between half and hour to an hour. Poor girl.

She has been around the block quite a bit and feels that guys are a major let down and its no fault of the women. They put up such high expectations in your head and then in most cases that not, fail to produce the goods. I think she has a point.

Guys like to think that just because they keep humping and pounding you non-stop for hours means you are gonna enjoy it. If they are adventurous enough that's fine but unfortunately, not many are. So it becomes a monotonous vibration for us!

Missus Singapore out!