THIS IS NOT A PORN SITE BUT CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT. IF YOU ARE UNDER 21, PLEASE LEAVE NOW.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

GET IT ON MUSIC

This one is quite an old number by Youssou N'dour with Neneh Cherry, that still gets my juices all flowing. Released in 1994, it has stayed a favourite with me since. Unfortunately, the other tracks on the album are a little disappointing so it's better you get a download of the '7 seconds' track for your collection.

It's a hypnotic tune, very sultry and sexy but you'll have to ignore the lyrics as it talks about the first seven seconds in a newborn's life. It's just the music and vocals that are sexy. It is sung in three languages. You must check this one out. 

Missus Singapore out!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

BANGING BONES

video
This is what skeletons get up to when they're hiding in your closet. Now we know why we always hear creaks and mysterious sounds coming from within at night.

They scare us so we don't dare open the closet door but really, they just want to scare us so they can mess around. Thanks for the video. You didn't leave your name but I gather you have lots of skeletons in your closet.

Missus Singapore out!

Saturday, January 10, 2009

THE OTHER SEX ORGAN

Yes, I know the brain is the biggest one but to me, the skin is equally important. I mean haven't we all squirmed when we ran our soft fingers against a sandpaper-like body or face. How much of that experience do you remember turning you on? I guessed as much.

I've learned many things and meeting a person under the cover of the night certainly underlined one of them. Yes, I know its what's inside that counts and all that BS but if you're horny and out for a lay, I mean who cares. But then again you might say who cares about the skin too? Well, call it a quirk of mine but I do.

You can tell a lot about a person's health by his skin. I remember this guy, Charles was his name. He looked ok. But once we got into bed, with his shirt removed, I just couldn't help squirm each time his body touched mine. Running his hands over his back was a bigger turn off!

Of course being the bitch that I am, I just grit my teeth and went on with the formalities. But that was the first and last time I met him.

I suppose for me, the best thing you can do for your skin, guy or girl, is to have lots of shut-eye and drink as much as you can. I don't expect a man's skin to be as soft and delightful to the touch as a woman's but at least let it not be rough. Please. Anyway guys, I read somewhere that if you wanna increase your ejaculate, water helps....another incentive for you and your lady!

Missus Singapore out!

Friday, January 02, 2009

CHEST-T MESSAGES




Sarah from Swindon, thanks so much for these. And if makes you feel any better, I wouldn't be able to pull these off as well as the women in the pictures. Still, I'm happy and make the best use of what I have. :-)

Missus Singapore out!