THAT FIRST DATE (Part 2)

(Continued from yesterday)

The road to teasing a woman’s fancy has to be getting her comfortable in conversation, establishing lots of eye contact and not trying to talk too much about yourself. It works for me. Avoid lewd jokes out for now.

Keep a watch out for her body language, facial expressions and how her eyes gaze at you. A gaze straight into your eyes for more than five seconds should be returned with a smile. No words needed here - just feel the electricity.

If there’s none, or she continues to stare at you, you might have a piece of celery stuck to your teeth.

Does she lean forward, play with her hair or wet her lips?

27-year old flight attendant Melody Pereira admits, “My friends inform me that when I am interested in a guy I am with, I usually start fidgeting with things unconsciously when I talk to him. Now I notice it, and it’s usually with the guys who turn me on.”

So the ultimate question is if women think about having sex with the man they are on a date with for the first time. Well, again it depends on several things. The ambience for one - I mean if you’re out on a bowling date, blasting music and all, it’s pretty hard to feel raunchy although, it’s a great opportunity to be playfully flirtatious.

No matter where you are, skill of conversation is important. If you show a genuine interest in her, there is a strong possibility that she will begin wanting to know more about you. When a two-way communication is underway with an absence of uneasy breaks of silence - you’re getting there.

For some women, me included, just the right amount of alcohol will ease us somewhat. It does not necessarily mean we’re primed for sex, but for sure, the conversation will become more interesting. A second date or a date in bed - who knows?

Missus Singapore out!

THAT FIRST DATE (Part 1)

So you’ve finally managed to get a date with her. Who knows where you’re heading with it? It could develop into a life-long thing or into a spontaneous night of lust. But what exactly are women thinking of?

Every relationship begins with the first date. Since men stopped hitting women over the head with a wooden club, the first date has become part of a ritual. Depending on how you perceive it, it could be anything from the start of a romantic love, a flirtatious fling or a dangerous liaison.

Whatever the situation you are in, the fact is, you’ve aroused a woman’s interest. You didn’t think she was going out with you because she felt sorry for you, did you? So what then is on a woman’s agenda for that first date?

Well, I can’t speak for all women but I can tell you that for myself and many I have spoken to, it’s all about checking out the meat, as you guys would put it.

Manners need to impress. Looks? Well, unless you got a date with her through a chat room, it’s probable that she is already comfortable with how you look like. If you think you’ve the only one checking her out, chances are you’d be wrong.

“Women tend to be more discrete and subtle than men but it doesn’t mean we don’t check him out too. For me it has to be his arms and butt,” quips 25-year old sales manager Ellen Teo.

(To be continued)

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OUT TOO SOON

Since my first experience with my ex-boyfriend, I could literally count with the fingers on one hand, the number of men who could hold their cum long enough for me to get off, or at least for as long as I can hold my breadth. Yes, some of them really can screw and its a good start but once, its in, gosh it's out - if you get my drift. This seems to be the way with the majority of men.

From my observations, I've noticed that the bigger the egos these guys have, the faster cummers they are. For heaven's sake, when will men learn that we have a right to good sex too. We have the right to have a mind-shattering orgasm sometimes.

Many men at these sex dating sites claim to be God's gift to woman when really they can hold it to save their life. There was this one young guy, Texas was his name and you'd expect some hard-fucking stud. El-contraire - he was hard but went off in a whimper the moment he got it in me.

Many men are so caught up with the size of their dicks when what really matters is how long you keep it up and hold it in! If you are think the point of no return beckons, why can't you just let us know. We are not idiots and we'll know how to take the focus away from it. We could do lots of things - sit on your face, sit on your face and sit on your face.

The bottom line is this, if you take the effort, we will certainly pay the favour in kind.

Missus Singapore out!

THE LESSONS BEGIN

In case you have been in the dark all this while guys, here's a lesson for you.

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CUPS OF COKE

All we need are a couple of cups and we're ready to enjoy the refreshing taste of Coke. Oh wait, we already have some cups! I love it....coke that is!

Thanks Jeff.

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COLD JOB

It seems this is a common phenomenon in Nordic countries. I think there is a marketing opportunity for button-fly pants here.

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PORN - ACTING NOT WATCHING

When I was younger and modeling, I had this offer from this talent agent from Hong Kong while doing a show there. He was very professional and serious about it. I wasn't alone. My friend was also offered it.

We decided to head down to the place in question where they did their filming. Boosted by the company of a few other male models, we headed there and was expecting some dingy warehouse. To our surprise, it was in a presentable place. A studio in Kow Loon which was well put together, equipment and props and all. We were taken on a tour and it was pleasant enough.

We even sat through a filming session and was amazed by the amount of work put into making such a film. Of course they should pay more for story lines because for a woman personally, I wouldn't watch a porn unless it came with a nice storyline.

Anyway, I was rather keen but for some reason, my girlfriend backed out at the last moment. I had to be honest, I was sure the 5K they were offering was far below market rates but nonetheless, I was enthralled, especially since it would realise my long-time fantasy of being a porn star.

So my claim to fame was halted. I may revisit with that idea soon since there seems to be a great demand for matured women these days. I still keep in touch with the guy who approached us - Michael Lim was his name.

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12 STAGES TO GOOD SEX #9

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