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Thursday, July 31, 2008

THE LURE OF THE BAD GIRL (Part 2)

(Continued from yesterday)

There was no denying that bad girls certainly possess the stamina to party the night away, get up the next morning and look forward for more. So if you want fun, these girls are definitely going to give it to you.

Edwin, 33, an entrepreneur, who once dated a woman he refers to as an ‘adrenaline babe’ recounts.

“She definitely knew how to flirt and make you feel like a man. But the main distinction from other women I feel, is the rush she has to have fun. She hardly gets depressed or wastes time judging others. She is spontaneous and just lives her life to the fullest. And if its sex she wants, sex is what she gets. If you want it 24/7, she’s the one who will give it to you.”

Having dated several other women, Edwin admits he could not keep up with his adrenaline babe, even though he claims his status amongst his friends was propelled into stud-hood whenever they are seen out together.

Su notes, “Bad girls are easy to spot. They usually epitomise the hot and toned babes and know how to strut their stuff confidently. We just get off on seeing how men go ga-ga over us.”

Oblivious to her ramblings, Su had revealed the other side of the coin – why bad girls do not make such good girlfriends. Serial flirtation comes with the territory so don’t expect them to make loyal girlfriends. Most likely, any hint of settling down will have them running in the opposite direction.

Some of the qualities embodied in the bad girl, I have to admit I too possess. So the question I am left asking myself now is – am I bad?

Missus Singapore out!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

THE LURE OF THE BAD GIRL (Part 1)

Every man wants her and if he is lucky enough to get her, the challenge for him is to keep her. If you’re thinking of pursuing her, here are some things you ought to know.

Good girls say “No”, bad girls say “When?”

We’ve all heard that one but times have indeed changed. During the bold lust of the 80s, you could easily distinguish a good girl from a bad one. She never went out of her way to disguise her true self.
These days, the good girls are good by day and night but the bad girls have a chameleon persona, triggered by the hour of day and place.

“I work at a foreign exchange company and for most of the day, we are all donned in business suits. It’s all very prim and proper. But when I go out at night, I let go my hair, my neckline heads far south and my hemline heads north,” admits assistant manager Beatrice Lee, a voluptuous 28-year old unattached single.

Wherein lies the lure? It just feels that entering a relationship with a bad girl has failure written all over it.

Dressed in a short black dress, Beatrice leaves little to a man’s imagination but is not about to apologise for it.

“I won’t get into any long-term relationship because I want to enjoy myself. But I can assure any guy who hooks up with a woman like me over the short term, his world will be rocked, in and out of bed,” she adds while ordering another margarita. Beatrice and her designer friend Su were out for the night at their favourite watering hole along Clarke Quay.

(To be continued)

Missus Singapore out!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

12 STAGES TO GOOD SEX - #7

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Friday, July 11, 2008

UP FOR AUCTION

This item was confiscated from the home of a recovering sex addict. It also looks like something you might find in the White House during the Clinton reign.

Missus Singapore out!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

BUYING LINGERIE


The thing I notice about buying lingerie in Singapore is that the salesgirls are really fucked up! I mean they do not give you that personal touch for something so personal. Besides they are downright stupid. Here is one question - 'What do you want it for?'

I was tired and rather blunt when I replied - to get my man rock hard so that we could have a good time in bed. She turned, as if shocked and began to stutter. 'Whah like that ah?'

Nothing like shopping at Victoria Secrets in the US. They engage you and hell you're in a lingerie store....we want to look sexy and possibly seduce someone! What's the purpose of lingerie if its not to show it off.

Of course there are those who wear it to boost their confidence and that's fine too. Whatever the case, salespersons should bloody hell know and ask the right questions.

Missus Singapore out!

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

POOR DICKS

I sympathize with all you dicks out there. Nah!

Missus Singapore out!

Thursday, July 03, 2008

JOB OPENING


How come I never came across this job ad before?

With all my qualifications, I could have been a CEO by now - Chief Ejaculation Orificer!

Missus Singapore out!