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Sunday, June 29, 2008

THE ONE-NIGHT-STAND WOMAN (Part 2)

(Continued from yesterday)

The most common reasons cited for a one-night stand were adventure, boredom and need. Of course when you add a little alcohol in the equation, the experience itself becomes more enticing.

Of the 10 one-night stand gals, who incidentally were all at a pub or nightclub, six had it with someone they already knew – an old friend, ex-schoolmate, colleague and one even with a friend’s boyfriend. Five had theirs overseas while all but one had protected sex.

So the question every man is asking. How do you tell if a woman is out for a one-night stand?

In truth, it’s not easy and can be a challenging affair for a man. Not so much for a woman though. Still, it’s not impossible if you posses the necessary skills and understanding of women – their body language and response to your overtures.

If she looks the other way when you speak to her, it’s a message to move along. If you manage to get her to respond to you, establish eye-contact and converse for more than ten minutes, you stand a good chance to progress further.

Sex may not necessarily be on the cards but at least you are paddling in the right direction. You might strike a home run only after a few dates but you never know. If you’re lucky enough, she may just be parting with you the next morning with a tune in her head.

“Just call me angel of the morning, angel.
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
Just call me angel of the morning, angel.
Then slowly turn away, from me.”

Missus Singapore out!

Saturday, June 28, 2008

THE ONE-NIGHT-STAND WOMAN (Part 1)

There is a saying ‘A woman needs a reason for sex, a man just needs a place’ - possibly, one reason why men and hit-and-run sex are synonymous. But sayings do not always hold true.

Juice Newton’s 1981 cover version of the song Angel of the Morning talks about one-night stands and how it’s a personal choice not to be ashamed of.

Okay so I was one of those promiscuous 80s gals but that hardly puts me in a position to be a voice for today’s new woman. I figured women might just have adjusted their sexual ideologies somewhat. I was wrong.

“I had seven one-night stands so far and I don’t regret it one bit. I’m just so caught up in my work and travel extensively that I don’t have time or energy to hold on to any kind of long-term relationship,” confesses Dawn, a 33-year old regional development manager.

To put things in perspective, I garnered the random voices (after much coaxing) of 18 women and was rather taken aback by the outward confessions of 10 who had a one-night stand.

Marital status counted for little although the married ones refused to reveal if theirs occurred before they got hitched. So go figure. Interestingly, half of the 10 went out looking for a one-night sexual liaison.

Not that I was a prude or anything but I expected that in an era propagating Aids awareness, one might have a more conservative approach towards a one-off sexual encounter. Some schools of thought note how women with low self-esteem are the usual victims.

Ironically, these women come off as assertive, bold and confident. If anything, they find such an arrangement ideal for their highly-mobile, career-driven lifestyles where marriage and children are put off indefinitely.

Corrine Goh who is in advertising claims, “It’s a perfect arrangement. We may be career-minded but sex is still important to us. In any case, you can’t say men and one-night stands are synonymous because it takes two to have a one-night stand. So there are women who indulge as well. It’s her prerogative how she wants to fulfil her sexual needs.”

(To be continued)

Missus Singapore out!

Sunday, June 22, 2008

READER'S JOKES


Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

Missus Singapore: Actually, if its just for the sex, the less sensitive the better. Sometimes we just need it that it really doesn't matter how you get it.

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Missus Singapore: I beg to differ. Some women I see on some websites find some kind of bizarre pleasure sticking dildos in their mouths and I know of friends who don't necessarily eat their bananas.

Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Missus Singapore: Again...if you are a natural sucker, no need to beg for a blow.

Missus Singapore out!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

DUPED BY A DUCK

It shows you that when a man is hunting for a woman, I mean desperately hunting for one, often, the blood leaves the head - and heads to the one down south. Which explains why trouble always follow.

Missus Singapore out!

Friday, June 13, 2008

SAVING WATER

I remember sometimes when we were at a friend's house and it got hot, we would share showers, to save water I suppose. Anyway, whenever my friend's parents were out, we would do it. After school, head off for lunch and then to her place.

While showering we would go on to explore each other when it came to soaping each other. I mean we were not in love with each other, not were we lesbians but I guess it was normal at that age for girls to explore that bisexual aspect which we all harbour. Some take it further, most grow out of it.

We did not engage in much else but it was a great learning experience, to find out more about our sexuality. Of course she had a boyfriend and I had my guy friends to screw with but it was fun. We never kissed or went down on each other but rubbing and soaping each others' tits was really exciting. It was naughty but that was me.

Missus Singapore out!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

KISS & BLOG

Well I am not one to kiss and tell although blogging offers a different prospect altogether. A gal friend of mine initially wondered how I could be so blatantly insensitive about something so sacred like sex.

To me, its exactly this 'sacredness' if you like, about sex that I am doing all I can to ensure that it is given the mileage it deserves (my little role in sexual liberation).

Well, it's my sexuality and mine to share although I do think that many are afraid to explore theirs, let alone talk about sex. This coming from someone who is coy about even feeling herself. If she doesn't feel herself and know what pleasures await her, how can she possibly help her husband to learn about what pleases her.

Her idea of sex with her hubby is a once a month routine. He asks to have it, they turn off the lights, he gets on top, does what he is suppose to and when he is done, they take turns to wash up and slip into bed, never talking about it. Now how is this sacred?

I felt cheeky and asked about her fantasy and she said she did wonder what it would be like to have sex with the lights on.....oh...my...frigging....word!

Missus Singapore out!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

WOODEN DICK

Here is a ride many women would love to take. It may be made of wood but its hard forever. Of course you need to look out for termites.

Missus Singapore out!

Monday, June 02, 2008

12 STAGES TO GOOD SEX #6


Missus Singapore out!