OUT WITH IT!

"I am hooked on peeping on people making out. I even invested in a high-end telescope to peep on my neighbors."
Don
Lincoln

MS: You didn't mention the country you're in. But if you're ever in the neighbourhood, you ought to let me know and I'll tell you when is a good time to peep in on me.

"My wife is an exhibitionist. But she doesn't know that I am too."
Shilton F
Elgin, Texas

MS: The perfect couple. My question is how did you find out about it and what do you do to be an exhibitionist? I love to be watched too. I remember it was such a turn on when I was in my early 20s, making out with a guy at a party with the door slightly ajar. There was a small crowd gathering outside watching. It was a blast.

"The best screw I ever had was with my sister's boyfriend. She always had many guys and one day I decided to seduce him when she was not around. Like all men, he was easy meat. However, what I did not expect was for them to get married. In short, I screwed my brother-in-law."
Sumathi B
North, Singapore

MS: You naughty, naughty girl! I agree with you that when a woman puts her body and charms to good effect, men are putty in their hands. I've never done anything of the sort but of interest would be this girlfriend in school who would ask me to accompany her to her boyfriend's house to kill any suspicion her mother had of her being up to no good. So it was suppose to be a study group. Anyway, I would sit outside, do my homework (yeah right!) and wait for her. Of course the moans and groans were quite a distraction. Anyway, one day, I decided to go there alone and find out for myself. What I didn't understand was what all the moaning and groaning was about when they guy really sucked at screwing.

"My husband is always so quick to cum and leave me stranded. So I invested in an electric dildo."
Karen Gan
Balestier, Singapore

MS: My dear, investing in a dildo is no confession. Every woman I know has one and its not only when the sex is bad. it's useful for the in-betweens too. You got to tell your man what you like or don't like. If all else fails, sit on his face. He should get the message.

Gosh this is wild - what some of your guys confess to. Keep them coming. I have to admit that I didn't in my wildest dreams expect such a response! I've got a whole pile of emails to sort out.

Missus Singapore out!

FAILED PUB LINERS (Part 2)

(Continued from yesterday)

Mannerism and approach aside, cheesy pickup lines can leave us feeling more flustered than interested. I solicited the help of my girlfriends on one of our recent girls’ night out at Boat Quay to build a list of really bad pick-up lines.

Three pubs later, a decent list was developed and here are seven of the most common ones we heard that night. All cheesy, all lame and all, well, unoriginal.

7. Do you come here often? How come I’ve never seen you before?
6. What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
5. Are you a model or something?
4. Excuse me, can I buy you another drink to cool your hot body down?
3. Are you looking for some fun tonight? Hi, my name is Some Fun Tonight!
2. You look like my ex-girlfriend.
1. You look like my girlfriend. (Duh!)

The pick-up lines that worked best were simple but yet promoted conversation, e.g. about the music, the place, the people and compliments that were not too over-the-top. ‘Yes-and-no’-type questions get you no where.

Talk about yourself too much and it’s a turn off. Ask too personal a question and up goes a defensive wall. So just go with the flow and take things to different levels each time she issues a hint verbally or through her body language.

A woman is unlikely to take her seat at the bar wanting to be alone for the night. It may not be sex she’s after but chilling company. Still, it’s a step in the right direction. If you come off like its sex that you must end the night with, chances are, a cold shower is the only thing that will offer you comfort for the night.

Missus Singapore out!

FAILED PUB LINERS (Part 1)

Many of us revel in our roles in the pick-up ritual. Men try to outdo each other as they clamour for our attention. Unfortunately, it’s not all fun and games, especially when we have to endure a barrage of pick-up lines from hell.

The moment any guy opens his mouth and throws a woman a pick-up line, his words immediately override his looks. A bad first move can transform a stud to dud in a flash. Babble, mumble or stumble and the proverbial cold shoulder awaits.

Language can pose a problem. So be sure the woman understands you, otherwise even the best pick-up line will have zero effect. Here’s a tip. Be alert and discretely approach the bartender as she makes her order, and listen attentively.

Granted the din in any pub may require raise voices, avoid shouting into a woman’s ear. Use a pen and pretend to fumble for a loose piece of paper to write down what you want to say. You don’t want to pull out a note pad, which can appear nerdy or make you seem as if you do this for a living.

Truth be told, a woman likes to feel special, as if she is the only one that got you to act with ‘such uncharacteristic spontaneity’.

Be careful with your tone because there is a thin line between confidence and arrogance. Eye contact is important and emphasises your genuine interest. Unless you want to end up scraping your melted ego off the floor, forget about a false front or slang. You might impress upon some unsuspecting female but if a woman consciously chooses to sit at the bar solo, she knows the game and its players.

(To be continued)

Missus Singapore out!

WHO HAS IT WORSE?

Model or photographer? I've always thought that a male photographer is in it to meet models. He gets to see them in their intimates and possibly have lots of food for jacking off.

But that view certainly changed after a shoot yesterday for a lingerie catalog. There were six of us and I realised that while lighting can do wonders to make a model look good, there is nothing that can undo someone's stupidity.

There was this model, Cindy, who didn't know the difference between a come-hither look and a girl-next-door look. In fact, she only had one look - that of total stupidity. She even had the audacity to tell the photographer to take the photo from a different angle to get the look he was looking for.

Gosh! I checked and found out she was actually a professional model! Apparently the top model from her agency. So I found myself feeling sorry for the photographer who was close to pulling out all his hair.

Missus Singapore out!

NUDITY ROCKS!

I love being nude when I am alone at home, or at some beach or nudist colony if I get the chance to head that way again. The closest I got here was in Sentosa during a weekday afternoon, where the most I got was my top off. But even that gave me a certain high.

Nudity is so empowering and liberating that I recommend everyone try it, and I am not talking about the time showering. That doesn't count. You have to have your privates exposed and no hands or leaves to cover them. Try it and let me know! Or better still, take a picture to prove it.

Missus Singapore out!

12 STAGES TO GOOD SEX #4

Missus Singapore out!

WASHBRAIN WOMAN

Any guesses what the colour of her hair is?

Missus Singapore out!

SEXUAL SATISFACTION (POLL 12)

Here is the one that makes us who have it good feel really lucky. Only 18.4% are happy with their sex lives. A total of 204 people responded and for those from Australia and Malaysia, my apologies for the screw up of the poll which didn't allow you to vote. My fault there.

Missus Singapore out!