SAFE SEX (POLL 11)

Here are the results of the Safe Sex poll. The question was 'Do you practice safe sex?' Thanks to the 192 people who responded to this. It was up for about 5 weeks.

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MILK ANYONE?

What an innovative design for lactating mothers. Of course, I think men designed this for themselves!

Thanks Leslie from Colorado.

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THOUGHTS DURING SEX (Part 2)

(Continued from yesterday)
Curious what local women thought, I approached some girlfriends and their girlfriends (19 in total). Not surprisingly, there was some overlap to the Spaulding study, like shopping and chocolates, especially with the younger women (mid-20s).

However, the rest made for very explicit reading. Understandable considering that they made up of women who were more matured (early to late-30s) and daring, and had ‘been around the block’ more than a few times. Here is what I found out, in order of frequency of mention, what these women thought about during sex:
1. Involved in a ménage-a-trois
2. Scenes in an orgy or on the set of a porn production
3. Mental comparing past lovers with the present one
4. Hoping he would pay more attention to other parts of her body
5. Wondering if he did the same things to his previous lover

(Just in case you wanted to know, 1 and 2 perfectly describe my thoughts during sex)

One of the respondents, 36-year old bank-manager, Pris Ong shares, “Guys distract themselves to keep their performance going but we women visualise explicit images to enhance the experience. Of course if we think of food or shopping, that’s an indication how well he’s performing.”

Sandra K, 33, a public relations manager admits, “Some guys just don’t bother about conversation so they ultimately lose out. If they take the time, they may get an insight into our fantasy world and know what to say and thus learn how to push the right buttons.”

It’s great if guys don’ get too hung up about what we think about. Like the sexy muses in your minds during sex, we are entitled to our lurid thoughts. It’s harmless anyway. Besides, would you rather we think about something ‘innocent’ like chocolates and ice-cream during sex?

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THOUGHTS DURING SEX (Part 1)

Many men secretly slip into a racy fantasy world during sex – a stunning babe or three, slaving to realise every sexual desire. But a woman’s mind is not blank either.

When asked what he thought his partner was thinking of during sex, 28-year old fitness instructor Kelvin Li, after a long pause says, “She has her eyes closed and I think she is feeling the closeness.”

30-year old postgraduate student Edwin Sherman adds, “Women never seem to say much during sex. Maybe that is an indication she is silently enjoying herself.”
Perhaps it’s normal for guys to fantasise during sex but it’s a big mistake to think that women are too absorbed by the moment to harbour any ‘foreign’ thoughts.

A five-year study by the Spaulding Institute, a top human sexuality research organisation, published in 2004 by the Journal of Psychological Sexuality indicated that amazingly, 97 per cent of women have quite a lot on their minds during intercourse, although not necessarily sex-related.

Among the most common thoughts, thinking about how her partner could please her more, making love to a celebrity, wondering if her naked body was appealing to her partner, chocolate and ice-cream and shopping ranked highly.

(To be continued)

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VE'GENDER'TABLES

See what our polluted environment has caused? Even vegetables are turning out like this.

Cunt-rots and Cock-rots - a new species of gender vegetables.

Thanks Edwin, Ill.

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MARRIAGE & MASTURBATION (Part 2)

A friend of mine related how her husband of two years was shocked to catch her pleasing herself in the shower one afternoon.

"It was as if he caught me in bed with another man!" she exclaimed.

Not surprisingly, he became withdrawn for several days, recoiling from the dent his ego had taken. Like many men, he felt that only he should hold the key to his wife’s orgasms.

So it certainly helps to talk about it way before getting ‘caught’. I have always believed that what causes the most problems in a marriage are hidden fears, desires, and temptations.
My husband, who knows about my DIY indulgences, describes it as ‘keeping the motor in good shape’. But it’s also a mental thing. It keeps the mind primed for sex too.

With the absence of guilt, you really revel in the freedom to visit with your fantasies and desires. Best of all, it’s a harmless way to do so.

For me, masturbation also has a tendency to transcend into the bedroom. It’s like an appetiser for great sex. I guess for the voyeuristic ones, it could serve as a pre-sex show while for the reciprocating ones it could be a mutual undertaking.

I am certainly not proposing for every married person to get down to some serious DIY, but you ought to talk about it with your significant other. If you can communicate your needs and desires with to one another, masturbation shouldn't be a problem in a marriage.

That said, masturbation shouldn’t be replacing sex with your spouse. Now that could certainly have a negative impact on a marriage. And if you’re spending more money weekly on batteries for your sex toys than you do on groceries, have a need to do it in public places or even find yourself conversing with a toy that you address by a given name, I would think some serious counselling is in order.

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MARRIAGE & MASTURBATION (Part 1)

‘Pleasing’ oneself is excusable when you’re single but it’s often scoffed at when you’re married. However, masturbation does not necessarily mean one is not enjoying a fulfilling sex life.

For the longest time, both phenomena have been rarely mentioned in the same breadth. It seems there’s an unwritten marital rule that when someone in a marriage masturbates,  it is a sign that one is either not enjoying or getting enough of ‘it’.

Personally, I see no reason why both cannot co-exist. After all, masturbation is really a normal and natural activity that most people engage in. Moreover, it is really a useful tool to explore where and how you love to be touched.

Of course it’s not critical for sexual pleasure but if you’ve been doing it since the dawn of your sexual discovery, there is no reason why it has to end after you get hitched. I certainly didn’t.

For many women, masturbation is very much a hidden habit in their marriage, often creating feelings of guilt and shame.

A straw poll of 32 married women indicated that out of the 15 women who admitted they masturbated, 10 did so secretly. And of those ten, seven harboured some level of guilt and shame. The five who did so with their spouse’s knowledge had no such feelings.

(To be continued)

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OUT WITH IT!

Thank you all so much. Your confessions have been pouring in like crazy! Keep them coming and gosh you are in for some really juicy bits which have swept my knickers away!

Model Dare
"Missus Singapore, I was a model too. Actually, still am. Anyway, I recently won a bet with my friends and slept with a fellow model who was a gay. I was challenged that since I was rather a horny bitch that I could sleep with any man I targeted. They suggested this guy, rather cute and nice body but we all knew that he had another model boyfriend.

Anyway, one day after a show, we all hung out at a friend's place. We were all a little tipsy from drinking and were lying down in bed. Three of us. However, the other guy fell asleep and this target of mine was talking about lots of things and somehow it led to sex talk. He was a little high and I noticed he had a hard on...so I began to rub him and he didn't resist that much after a while. We were talking about veiny dicks and asked if his was. He said it was a little and I pretended that I wanted to see it. He surprisingly agreed to it and removed his pants.

What he didn't know was that I was not wearing anything underneath my skirt.

You will like this part! Safe sex!

I pretended not to know about putting on a condom and asked if he would show me. Stupid fool he was, he did it! Haha. Before he knew it, I hopped over him and slid him in me. He was laughing all the while not really knowing what I was doing. As the door to the bedroom was slightly ajar, my friends could see what I was up to. One even sneaked in to see if there really was any penetration!! Of course there was.

I was of course $200 richer by the end of the night.

Believe it or not, he was too pissed drunk to know what transpired that night!"

Kathy M
SoCal, US

MS: Hey, correct me if I am wrong but isn't this tantamount to raping the poor fella? I have heard of gay conversion but this takes the cake. Gosh, and I thought I was a bitch!

Contractor blackmailer
"Two years ago, my parents had hired a contractor to retile my floors at home. He was about 26 and really had a cute butt. Anyway, one day he accidentally caught me and my boyfriend having sex when he was suppose to do the floor in my room. I had totally forgotten about it. Now, I was 19 and my parents are the very pious sort. They would hang me to dry in church for clensing if they ever found out I was having sex.

So when this guy saw us, my immediate reaction was to push my boyfriend off me and grab a blanket. Of course he closed the door immediately (how decent) but I told my boyfriend that we ought to stop messing around. He left after awhile.

I was embarrassed to face the contractor but had to leave my room anyway. I noticed he was giving me a wiry smile each time we saw each other. I couldn't take it and asked him what it was that was making him smile the way he was.

He asked if my parents knew what I was up to? It was my summer vacation by the way.

I told him not to say anything but he said he would only if I gave him a blow! The cheek of him. Anyway, I was disgusted but when he whipped out his cock, I just couldn't resist it, having not finished off with my boyfriend earlier. He was much bigger than my boyfriend and what the heck, I had to do it to keep him shut. So there you have it, I sucked the contractor off!"

Doleres Card
Canada

MS: One question. Did you at least get a discount for your parents? I mean a blow job for a floor job sounds like a good deal by itself. On another note, it's long overdue that I have someone look at my floor too.

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LUBRICANTS

It's been a while since I've used a lubricant. I only realised that when a friend asked for a recommendation for one. All i could remember was KY Creme....gosh it sounds so passe!

I remember the mention of it in the old days was followed by cheeky grins from girlfriends. It was the in think when you are just starting out I guess. But of course as you get older, you just don't want it anymore unless of course you indulge in alternative intercourse.

Anyway, got any to recommend. I did mention that I would be doing a review of a sex store sometime next week and would find out for her. I heard the fruity ones are great.

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PRECISE FIGURES

And you thought that civil engineers spend all their time in canals!

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12 STAGES TO GOOD SEX - #2

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GOOGLED LATELY?

Here is an interesting take on Google. Definitely one way to get guys to use it a lot more. How about one for the girls? You could have it much lower for the man. Thanks Ian.

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