ME IN LACE

As promised, here is the first shot for the poll about what kind of woman you like. Here is one in lace....what do you think? Okay, forgot to take off the watch!!!

Missus Singapore out!

MERRY XXX'MAS

It has been a busy last few weeks but I expect things to settle down somewhat by the first week of 2008. To make things worse, the whole family had to fall ill. In fact the hubby is still recovering from the remnants of the flu and a bad throat.

So needless to say, the frequency of sex has dropped to obscene levels. The good thing is that come the new year, I will be more than rearing to go as the friskiness is at never-before experienced levels.

Thank you all for everything and especially those who keep visiting my site and sending me loads of questions, comments, confessions, jokes, pictures and even movies! I hope to meet up with more of you guys and gals. Have already made several really great friends!

So Merry Christmas my dear readers and Have a Wonderful Sex-filled 2008!

Missus Singapore out!

RETAIL THERAPY

Retail therapy – Women need it!

Women just need to shop. Whether we buy anything or nothing at all, pounding the malls is our way of de-stressing from our hectic lifestyles.

Honestly, there is just so much pleasure being immersed in a maze of shops. To spend hours on end finding the same pair of shoes going for three dollars less at a store three blocks from where you first started does wonders for the mind and soul.

Who cares if we don’t buy the darn shoes? The price of raw satisfaction when you find (not necessarily make) the best buys – priceless.

Granted there are some amongst us who may not embrace the concept of shopping, by and large, shopping and women are one in the same. For men, it means heading to mall – finding what they need – paying – heading home.

For women, it is an experience to savour because besides getting new clothes to wear, it really gives us the opportunity to try on things that we may not otherwise be able to afford. Let’s not forget the woman-friendly environment.

No doubt you will spot the occasional couple with an enthusiastic and unsuspecting boyfriend. But give it time and his genuine interest will soon dissipate as he finds himself lacking the stamina to keep up. Seasoned boyfriends and husbands know better.

One of the main reasons why women love shopping is how relaxing it can be. Given the trepidation of the modern woman to play multiple roles of career-woman, daughter, girlfriend, wife or mother, once in a while we like to get away from it all to spend an afternoon shopping.

We get to unwind and focus on something other than our responsibilities. It is magical how one can wander through stores and think about something so insignificant like the colour of a belt or the cut of a pair of jeans.

Another great thing about shopping is how exciting and unpredictable it can be. You plan to buy something but almost always end up with other items that just seems necessary at that point in time.

A girlfriend once told me that the number of shopping bags you end up with is usually a reflection of the stress you needed to release. One item – tackles minor stress, five items – diffuses serious stress and 10 items – averts a major breakdown.

When you have girlfriends to shop with, it offers an opportunity to catch up with them at the same time. Moreover, it enhances the whole experience too, especially when they have tastes that are unique to yours.

That way you take in others’ styles, re-look at yours and evolve into a sophisticated fashion aficionado or maybe even a fashion victim. Either way you have fun. I love that I can shop for hours with my girlfriends without feeling bored.

Just like guys have their soccer on television or Friday beer nights with the boys to chill, us women take to the malls. It is pure escapism for a woman that is not easily duplicated with any other activity. There are just too many good therapeutic benefits for a woman to give up shopping altogether, even if she wants to.

Missus Singapore out!

FOREPLAY RITUALS (POLL 9)

So far this poll received a record 491 respondents!!!! Thank you so much guys and gals.

As you can see, the traditional kissing and fondling still ranks the highest. I'm a little disappointed about slow dancing receiving so few votes.

Personally, I find that extremely arousing, especially when you are with the right partner. If your partner is skillful enough, it's almost as good as the real thing. And you don't really need to grope about frantically. Soft touches, body against body and ear-or neck- play can get you wet in the knickers.

Dinner flirting is also a skill which can be an intense experience. You have to keep your calm (and clothes) on even though you are all worked up. If there are others present then it gets even harder but no less arousing. Keeping the upper half of your body collected is really hard especially when your legs keep shaking in want.

Stripping and getting nasty. Well, I don't mind that with someone I already know. But for flirting with a new person, I don't think it's my cup of tea personally. But who knows, hormones have a knack of changing our perceptions and injecting us with bravado we never though we ever had.

Missus Singapore out!

BIZARRE URINAL

Just received this interesting picture of a urinal. Not sure if this is real or something concocted from the advance designing engines of PhotoShop. But for argument's sake, would you straight guys really feel comfortable using it?

Missus Singapore out!

ORAL NUMBER PLATE

Ingenious, very ingenious! Thanks Michelle from Elgin, Texas. This is probably the closest to an oral sex wagon if I might say so. Thanks so much to all of you who have been flooding my email with all sorts of wild hilarious photos. Keep them cummin!

Oral sex is a little tricky these days with all sorts of STIs going around. The health directive is to have a cap on and then proceeding. However, if guys want it, for heaven's sake get the ones with flavour. Nothing more than a turn off to have a sickening taste of rubber in your mouth after.

Someone once told me its hard because its a chicken and egg scenario - oral sex was meant to get a guy standing and thereafter it makes it much easier to slip on a condom. How do you expect to slip it on when its flaccid?

Here's the thing. If you can't get an erection by this stage - either the gal you are with ain't doing it for you or you really gotta see a doctor - erectile dysfunction may be looming.

Missus Singapore out!

HARD ROCK ARIZONA

I've heard of hard rock cocks and have had the privilege to have come across my fair share of them but this really takes the cake.

My thanks to you Greg from Arizona. Keep them pictures coming although I am not sure how you guys get these things.

Missus Singapore out!