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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

To all my dear readers,
Here's a personal greeting to all of you and a present ... a photo of me - the wildest-yet-decent one I could find.

Have a great Halloween and in true Missus Singapore style, if you're gonna be wild, be smart and safe. Use rubber!

Thanks for all your support.

Missus Singapore out!

Thursday, October 25, 2007

THE VERDICT ON TEASING

This is perhaps one of the debates that will go on until men and women dispense with clothes once and for all, which is something the clothing industry will never hear of. The 'show some and get none' syndrome I'd like to refer to it.

Teasing per say is not the issue but its purpose perhaps is the bone of contention for many men. Thanks to our anatomical gifts, women have the tools to tease without having to say a word. Men can't do the same, and of course I am eliminating the strippers, which are not the subject of the discussion here.

Show a little cleavage and you get a man's attention. Why do you want to do so without going the full ten yards?
I was at Clake Quay during the week and there was this one lady who was flaunting all that she had and didn't have (unfortunately) with some men. Bending over to show proof that she hadn't wore a bra for the night. It was like a script from a cheap porn flick. But that usually leads to sex.

In her case, as the guys 'warmed' up to her, she began pulling away and suddenly became unfriendly. The thing that baffled me was not that she was flirting, because I admit I do that sometimes, but in my case, it's usually to get laid. Call me what you like but what else is there?

Women love to have sex too, (its a natural thing ok) and if you've going all the way to show your cups and how your nipples set, what message are you sending out? Do women really go that far not to get any?

I spoke to several and most said that if they go through all that trouble to tease in that manner, they might as well get something for their efforts. While one mentioned to get a few free drinks, most would rather pay for theirs and get a good lay instead. I am so proud to be associated with this group of women.

If you are really horny, tease and tease well - it gets your target riled up and sets the juices flowing. What is the point really if you are going to go home to a cold shower? I just wish they would stop with all the teasing if its a show and no more. Such an anti-climax achieves nothing.

Missus Singapore out!

Saturday, October 20, 2007

THE QUEEN BITCH

It's great this blogging thing but some of the crap that goes on is unbelievable. There is this young 21-year old Eurasian gal, claims to know all there is to know about sex and makes a feeble attempt to hide it. Shel is her name apparently.

I mean I have had my hand in many pants and still am no where calling myself an expert...and I am still perfecting the art of rimming, although I have been told that I rank highly. :-)

All I can say is that typical of many young women - they are all talk and tease but when it comes down to the real deal, they mysteriously fall sick, play drunk or something. Sad to say that is the state of things these days... They appear fun gals but what a disappointment so to all you young bitch-'wanna-be's - step aside and let the Queen Bitch through!

Missus Singapore out!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

WOMEN BEHAVING BADLY

Women behaving badly

Girls’ nights out for my gal-buds and myself are always about having fun. But apparently, what constitutes fun for some women, is a matter of opinion.

Ours is a diverse group - bubbly, endearing, quirky and wild. You can only expect our outings to border on crazy. Though we can be loud at times, depending where we are, we know our limits, especially when it comes to booze and behaviour.

There are seven of us in our clique, three of whom are singles and the rest married. We find it necessary to meet up occasionally for our momentarily escape from the serious and responsible roles we play as wives, girlfriends, mothers, homemakers and career-women. We just need to chill essentially and bond with our own gender.

Being able to let our hair down, undo a button or two and not worry about whether we are using our fingers to eat and not needing to constantly touch up our make up, is just so refreshing. We bitch about work, gossip and exchange some of the dirtiest jokes you could ever imagine, all in the name of good fun.

Granted we have mellowed over the years, we still know how to party. Well, at least we thought so until we met another group of women at a pub recently.
Unlike us, they were dressed to kill (weapons dangerously exposed) and painstakingly layered with make-up. They were probably as loud as we were but there was a difference.

While we sought to revel in the company of each other, these girls were outwardly flirting with any guy that passed by their table. Soon theirs was the fun table. To be honest, it made ours seem like we were at a wake.

Perhaps their idea of girls’ night out meant rubbing up against strangers and trying to get them to pick up their tabs too. To each her own. We didn’t mind and even exchanged pleasantries with all four of them, who apparently hailed from the mass communications industry.

Not surprisingly, with what seemed like a free-flow of alcohol to their table, the four of them soon grew louder. Thankfully, the noise and music had smothered much of their rather colourful language.

When it was time to head back to our lives, we assembled by the main road waiting for our cabs. Then there was some commotion, two girls emerged from the pub and began vomiting in symphony on the sidewalk. We recognised them from the table next to ours. It was not a pleasant sight.

We offered to help but another girl staggered to us claiming this was normal behaviour from her friends and that there was nothing to be concerned about.
What’s normal about attractive and well-dressed young women, stooping over the sidewalk and puking their guts out?

We walked away satisfied we had another great outing together but were left wondering how ‘drinking-till-you-puke’ could ever be interpreted as fun. As the last of us got into a cab, we turned for one last look. Both girls were now lying on their backs holding their heads. It was time for the third girl to throw up.

Missus Singapore out!

Monday, October 15, 2007

BIG BAD BUTT

I was at this pub at Boat Quay on Friday with some friends. We decided to head out of our comfort zone and hit another pub which none of us had previously been to. It was a cool place - nice music, good ambience, hip crowd and there was a pool table in one corner which was neat too.

However, there was this fat chick playing pool and she had a really short skirt on which ran up her butt when she bent over to cue the ball. A big group had gathered to watch her and to our horror, we found ourselves looking up a big fat cellulite crumpled ass.

Anyway, after a while, we ignored her but there was soon some loud cheering from the table. Gwen, one of my friends, decided to check it out and found that she had apparently lost a game and had to remove her knickers. Holy C#@p!

Now we are an open minded lot and if you wanna take your knickers off in the middle of the mall, we couldn't care less. The least we ask is if you have a nice butt to show off.

This woman's was like a bus. What took the cake was when she removed what looked like a t-string which had to be tailor-made for size. It was huge!

Kind Advice: If you're gonna show off your bare butt - for heaven's sake put in some workouts to show it off. Big toned - bubble butts are great and delicious but hell, flabby fat-hanging butts have never and I believe never will be the in-thing.

Missus Singapore out!

Sunday, October 14, 2007

SPRING CLEANING TIPS

I had some time today and decided to do some spring cleaning. I got to my secret box of lingerie and play-wear. It was a big box, well actually two.

I had about nine pieces of lingerie, old ones which I haven't worn for the longest time. Out of fashion and perhaps some torn by over zealous love-making. Most were either black or white (I don't really like bright colours - a little too tacky for my liking).

For those with spaghetti straps, I cut them off and realised they made really neat curtain strings - you know to tie the curtains together. That worked pretty well. In fact, if you had the time, sewing a few beads would add a nice touch but unfortunately, I am not one for sewing. Screwing definitely, but sewing...oh gosh no!

As for the material proper, they make absolutely great screen cleaners. Somehow, they just seem to attract all the static that gunks up the television or computer screen. And it leaves no bits around either, unlike normal rags you use.

Missus Singapore out!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

FOOT IN THE CR-OUCH

You can almost hear her say "Oh God why couldn't I have been one of the proppers instead!"

Or "What oh what have I done to deserve this?"
Thanks Marcus, Singapore.

Missus Singapore out!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

A FUK-STAR RESTAURANT

Now here's a place where I would love have a meal at. Imagine the possibilities - Let's do Fuk Mi tonight or What say Fuk Mi for dinner? How will the captain welcome you? Haro, welcrum to Fuk Mi, Let-ah me take-ah your-ah coat-ah...

Wait till you see how they serve the food-ah...

Velly sumptuous-ah....

Missus Singapore out!

Friday, October 05, 2007

SEXBALL WORKOUT

We had one of those gym balls sometime back but somehow it got lost when we shifted to our new place. So after a long time, we got another and boy did we have some innovative fun with it yesterday.

We unpacked it, pumped it up and once it was in its full blown up glory, it did not take long for us to mess around with it. All donned in our exercise gear, we ended up ignoring the instruction manual and devising our own exercises.

So off when the clothes and it was wild. The obvious doggy never felt so good and for a change without any pressure on the knees. And when you lean back on it, with him holding up your legs, or wrapping them around him for grip, you have a really relaxing and pressure-less connection on your back I must say. From an exercise tool, it has become a sex prop. I've never looked forward to exercising this much!

Missus Singapore out!