CUM TO THE CABARET

Thanks Yaeko, for these explicit photos of a group of Japanese dancers during rehearsal for their matinee review. I'm envious over just how tone and trim all of them are. Looks like I'm going take up dancing as an exercise from now on.

Missus Singapore out!

TOOK A BREAK FOR A BIT

It's been a while and I apologise to have kept you waiting. After Christmas, a friend of mine was embroiled in a nasty divorce case (as if any divorce is otherwise). Anyway, she was staying with me for most of the time with her three-year-old son.

I promised not to mention who she is but all that I will say is that she is someone who is somewhat of a media darling here in Singapore. In any case, the news should filter out into the mainstream media sooner or later...but I gave her my word.

Anyway, her screwed up businessman husband was a frigging wife-beater (Read: coward). Insecure, outwardly charming in public but a ruthless control-freak in private.

Apparently, things got out of hand when he discovered a whole range of dildos in her closet. I mean she hid it from him. That is one thing. But what is wrong with that anyway? It somehow hurt his ego.

Anyway, as I have always said, from the onset of a marriage...or even before. You need to air things out before the word go. I told her she was treading on thin ice when she first told me they were not into sharing fantasies and desires and he was a little bit verbal when he gets angry.

That was a sign I suppose but who can really tell?

If you can't share intimate thoughts with your man, who can you. And if he doesn't accept it, why stay or dive into marriage. Sharing couples always stand a better chance....not perfect but this creates the in-the-same-boat-scenario which has a great bonding effect.

My hubby is dragged to sex toy shops to pick them out with me.....we go through a lot of deliberation, discussion and animated gesticulations...which often puts the store gal feeling a tad uncomfortable.

Missus Singapore out!

ASK MISSUS SINGAPORE #9

Here cums this month's two questions.

Q1. Regarding your HK underwater adventure, can a person really have sex underwater?

MS: No doubt its hard, or should I say it really has to be hard. Otherwise you'll be limp and soon you'll have a condom floating around. Height ratio is also important as this guy was extremely tall and it just was hard adjusting. too short and he'd have to have arm-floats just to get level. Nonetheless, it is possible but most importantly, you'll need another to achieve that cos a person just can't, as hard as he tries, have sex alone.

Q2. Are you really a mother? How does one keep sexy?

MS: I assume you are refering to me as sexy?? Let's just assume that. Well, as i have said before, a part of my regime is moderation with food and lots of sex, whenever you can have it. Jump the husband or boyfriend. It is also good for the mind, trust me. It is a great workout for your abs, butt muscles, back muscles, thighs and for some, jaw muscles and arm muscles. You get the picture?

Missus Singapore out!

SQ GALS - SOME QUEER GALS!

How ironic life can be sometimes. Was just blogging about the SQ gals a few days back and I had to come to the rescue of one this morning. I was walking back from the store when I noticed an SQ gal, all donned in her Sarong Kebaya but she had apparently got herself entangled in a bush. No thanks to the strong wind.

So I offered to help her get out of the mess. Unfortunately for her, her top got caught. I told her to loosen it a little and promised her I would not peep but I did... anyway, just as I got it out, her cab came and she jumped into it without so much as saying a 'thank you'. Well to be honest, I didn't expect much from a girl who stacks her bra with several pads....

The next time I see her I may just rip out those pads and burn them for her. Anyway, it is just so weird. What do they teach these girls in SQ school?

Just like my hubby's ex gf, who was an SG gal - he showed me some shots and letters from her. She was frighteningly insecure and being the bastard he was, got her to pose for him butt naked? I mean I do it but he's my husband. They were like going for a year or so. Tsk tsk.

Of course to be fair, not all of them are like that, just most of them.

Missus Singapore out!

WOMANTALK

It was hilarious. It always is when this group of friends of mine get together for our girls' night out. I think it really is important for us girls to get together and just be ourselves.

Granted the frequency has dropped significantly since those thrice-weekly pre-marriage pub visits, it still is important for us to stay sane and revisit with our true identities as women. Ok, so the pub scene is nothing compared to the 80s scene but at least there is one thing that remains - booze!

I'm what you might call a social drinker, but I can certainly hold my own, although my girlfriend Jessie beats us all hands down. She can out-drink us silly and any man who has challenged her has never known to leave the pub on his own two legs. Strange because I always figured body-weight was a factor but Jess is like a full shoulder shorter than me.

Anyways, we ended up talking and wonder of wonders, our conversations usually take off on updating each other on our sex lives. And if you think guy talk is dirty, you should hear ours and how explicitly descriptive we can get right up to swishing and plopping sound-effects (a fallout of too many Mills & Boons books when younger).

How did we get to 'dirty'? Has age done this to us?

Missus Singapore out!