FIRST ORGASM

I promised my friend I wouldn't mention her name but I just was amazed that she actually only recently achieved her first orgasm. Ok, so what's wrong with that? Well for one thing, she actually became sexually active earlier than I did and now in her mid-30s, she admitted that she only did so recently.

She is single, well actually a divorcee. Has had a string of lovers as far back as I can remember, mostly foreign men. Her reason was that they knew how to please a woman. Ironically, this recent lover who made her cum was a local!!!! Imagine her surprise.

So I am just wondering, when did you guys and gals achieve your first orgasm, and I am not talking about DIY experiences.

I got one with my bf's best friend but really, it was a mix of him fucking me and me getting off by rubbing myself, so not sure if that counts. A true orgasm ...well much later. So I am not as experienced as I thought I was....One young girl I know had hers with her first lover at 18. Shit I wonder if she still is in contact with him. :-)

Missus Singapore out!

TWO BULLOCKS FULL

I met an old guy friend last week. He was once guy who will always stick in my head, if not for anything, it was for his gigantus testiculus. My gosh. When I saw him, we hugged and re-acquainted...but I found myself shamelessly staring at his crouch, wondering if he still had them hanging.

I mean huge is one thing but I couldn't even hold one in the palm of my hand without some of it slipping out. And the last I checked, I did have a decent palm for a 5'7" woman.

I remember being more interested in his balls than his dick, which wasn't that big to begin with.

I would always anticipate his spray. However, I had to report that although he did provide a reasonable load for my facial regime, it was not what you would expect. He didn't spray it 5 feet or anything like that. It just dribbled, which I suppose I did not mind too. Further proof that the size of a guy's nuts is not a reflection of his load.

He was with friends so we didn't talk much but we did exchange numbers so I will probably have an opportunity to investigate how time has had an effect on his darn bullocks.

Missus Singapore out!

ASK MISSUS SINGAPORE #8

Okay, here are two more questions that came in last week. I gather they were from women this time.

Q1. Which is better dildo or banana?

MS: Tough one. It really depends what you are feeling. If you are hungry, the dildo just leaves a rubbery after-taste. Now, if you are thinking of DIY, you'll need a napkin with the banana.

Q2. What would you do if a guy has bad breadth?

MS: I assume you are at the point of having sex? If so, I'd tell him that my period came and gotta go home. Always works! Then I will try to fix him up with my arch-rival, if I had one.

GARDEN GNOME

What kinda of garden gnome is this? I suppose instead of scaring off birds, the idea is to scare guys away. Could be a sign that no other dicks allowed or already got a functional dick.

Thanks for the photo 'nasty tongue'

Missus Singapore out!

ALWAYS NEAR, NEVER SURE

Just when you thought you could always turn to 7-11 for condoms when you need it, it appears that it is not so reliable after all. This 7-11 was, believe it on not, CLOSED!

Cumming has to wait unless you decide to get a hand job instead. So the lesson here is always stock up on the rubbers. You'll never know when you need it.

Missus Singapore

WHAT A TRIP!

Just got back from a work cum holiday to Indochina. It was wonderful. I was planning to keep blogging whilst I was away but my connection for some reason was not good. Moreover, it was hard with the itinerary was kinda tight.

Anyway, great to be back and blogging. I missed it. Perhaps it was also a wonderful opportunity to take a much needed break from blogging.

I have tons of stories to tell but just to let you know, yes, I have been having lots and lots of great sex and sexual adventures....used a condom though! Better still, it involved both sexes!!!!

Missus Singapore out!

FRIGGING CRAZY!

I know most of you have read about my Hong Kong Adventure escapades. Although I never asked for them, some of you took the liberty to send some of your swimming pool escapade stories. Interesting i must say although I must add that a few of you are really frigging crazy.

It really makes my experience seem like something out of Disney! Anyway, to answer your many queries, no I didn't take any pictures then. Sorry! Maybe I should try it out again but this time snap a few good ones for your guys! I never expected so many of you to enjoy it. And here I was thinking wow, I'm somewhat of a pioneer.

Missus Singapore out!