UNDERWATER ADVENTURE

Probably one of the unusual places I ever had sex was in a swimming pool in the bright of day! It was some time back at the Sheraton Hong Kong. I was there covering some travel piece for an international travel magazine. It was a scheduled four-day trip but I fortunately got things done in two so it gave me two days of R&R.

Anyway, met this Canadian guy who clearly had the hots and hards for me....we met in the pool and I being my incorrigible self, began flirting with him, rubbing up against his pretty decent bulge.

Anyway, he was nice, not pushy and I was rather horny too so while leaning up against the edge of the pool, I knew he was ready for some submarine exploration. I had not done anything like this before but knew that if any penetration was to take place, he needed to have a cap which he didn't.

But you should have seen him spring out of the pool, head to his room, come back and jump back in the pool all in the matter of ten minutes...
Anyway, he got himself hard again and slipped his cap on underwater.

Now all this was happening with around five or six other adults in the pool. (Would not even consider it if kids were around).

So he slipped in, not surprisingly it was easy. Ok so he either couldn't screw to save his life or the water buoyancy was playing havoc with his balance but it was nothing to crow about. However, I was enormously excited by the whole idea of it, screwing in daylight, underwater and no one none the better for it.

I have since gone on to do it several times more but have perfected it and got a better tool for it too!

Missus Singapore out!

20 SONGS TO DO IT TO

Thanks guys for all the suggestions. I have decided I want to get a list down so please help me out.

Methinks, a fucking good song to get laid to has to be more on the long side. Too short and its all over too quick for my liking. By accident, the Meatloaf song "I would do anything for love" came on and i was surprised that, although it started off slow, the beat picked up and it was kinda cool...

Here are some from songs I currently have. I want to get as many as i can and then listen to it, have a poll and do some serious compiling of the songs for a wild party.......Woo Hoo!


Nine-Inch Nails by whom??? (Ricardo from the Ricardo Web sent it in)
Satisfaction by Benny Bennassi (Sent in my The Overnight Editor)
Another One Bites the Dust by Queen (Alissa)
Get Down Make Love by Queen (my choice)
Oh Sheila by Sheila E (Katherine Swan)

Missus Singapore out!

ASK MISSUS SINGAPORE #7

Q1. How many times do you have sex a week?

MS: Well I think you should be asking me how many times you should have sex in a week. For me sex is like fresh air, I need it all the time. As for you, you should have it as many times as you feel like provided your partner feels like it too. Of course if its a blow-up doll you have stuck away in your closet, then by all means, do it as many times you like, or as long as you don't burst the blow-up.

Q2. Can you tell me how to have sex in the plane?

MS: Well as a member of the mile-high club, let me first tell you that its not easy and somewhat overrated. You have given me some fodder for another blog though. Nonetheless, the toilet cubicles are horrendously small so standing fucks are an option. Or if body proportions are ideal, sitting on the sink...if you are not too heavy. Doggy is good too but rather uncomfortable.

If you are on a long-hauler, and sharing a window seat all to yourselves, being spooned is easy, provided the seat rests can go up.

In first class, hell you could do a doggy or 69 and no one really bothers. Stewardesses will still come to you, smile, greet you, offer you a drink and walk away as if she saw nothing. That's what they are taught to do for first class passengers.

Missus Singapore out!

EROGENOUS ZONES

Here's another lesson. It looks like you guys really have your work cut out for you.

Thanks Charles!

Missus Singapore out!

WILMA'S WOES

Wilma from the Philippines writes that she never ever ever achieved an orgasm in her life. How common is that now? While I sympathise with her, I am sure she is not alone.

Some years back, I did this research piece for a woman's vitality product and it involved a survey of 670 women. And astonishingly, 42 per cent said that they never achieved an orgasm ever. About 20 per cent were not sure if they ever had one although they admitted having a strong sensation. Around 88 per cent wished their lovers would spend more time trying to get them off.

I feel that women, to some extent, are to blame. They should step up to the mark and make sure that while they do their utmost to please their lovers, they should receive it in return. If you keep mum about it, how is your man suppose to know. I mean men are wonderful for some things but you must admit many are often selfish to their lover's needs.

One way to get through it is to make sure you get to cum first...then he gets his goodies. I used to do that but once an understanding is achieved, it is more habitual and then sexual fulfillment follows.

Wilma, you mentioned that in the Philippines, men tend to be selfish lovers. Honestly, I don't think any different of men all over. Its just that maybe, culture has it in those countries for women to stake claim to their sexual rights. I think you should too. Otherwise, you always have the power to say no way Jose.

Missus Singapore out!

GRUB TIME

Now this is really a place worth having a good meal! Not sure if it will go down well with the men though?

Missus Singapore out!

PAY RAISE FOR SEX

I read this article in an online newspaper about a company in Belgium who gives monthly allowances based on how many times their employees have sex a week. What a great way to motivate your staff.

I am just wondering how they keep track. I mean one could easily say they had sex the night before and who's to know? They didn't mention how it keeps track of their employees' carnal activities. I suppose there is a verifier who is called in the moment someone wants to get nasty. How is the verifier compensated? That's the million dollar question.

Back home, I'd figure we need some sort of incentive, any incentive to get our sexual frequency up....As it is, we have, apart from the Japanese, the least sex in the world....time to spice things up!

Missus Singapore out!

I HAVE THE REMOTE

Thanks so much for all your positive feedback and constructive criticism. As for all those who have no fucking life, well, as many of my visitors have advised me to, just not bother about pest like you. So I guess I will heed their advice. The best part, I have the power to reject your fucking posts...which shows how dumb some of you pathetic imbeciles are.

My friend Gwen gets it occasionally and just shows them the finger...My fellow blogger Ricardo says he just deletes them, which is what I am going to start doing. Besides, I have too many positive comments and friends compared to this few idiots who have no balls or eggs to leave their name....threatening anonymously...I am me here, showing myself but well, what else is there....

Anyway, back to the fun and will be resuming my DareDeb column shortly. Thanks for the patience and a whole load of questions.....

Missus Singapore out!

GUYS & BLOWS

I am not quite sure I understand the fixation of men on having a blow job, or shall I be all clinical and say receiving fellatio.

Is it something in their genes or from their rudimentary development to look forward to getting a girl to give him one? I really am baffled. My first bf...well, tiny as he was, was always trying to nudge my head down there. I mean, if you had a dick like his, I'd imagine you'd probably not want a girl to touch it or do it in the day for that matter.

Anyway, his best friend, whom I also went down on eventually, was always pleading to me to give him one...

Now, my experience has taught me that if you really want a man to keep pursuing you, hold back as long as you can.... Ok I didn't quite hold on because I was drawn by my intense curiosity of the darn thing. But i suggest if you want to keep him interested, give him the impression you'd love to but it takes time to get used to the idea - even if it doesn't take rocket science to know how to suck and lick on a tool that resembles a lolly.

I stand corrected. It just occurred to me that I did once meet this guy who had a curved cock you would never imagine. I mean it just curved and curved all the way forward...sucking on it was a challenge and pretty much a neck strain too.

Missus Singapore out!

NO COWARDS PLEASE

Just received one silly comment for My First Condom Experience. What a silly comment it was commenting on the silliness of me not knowing how to use a condom. Well, in those days, it was sold in singles, the gold fold ... so no instructions.

Neither did we have the Internet to check it, and being in these parts, not much you can find on instructions for condom use. In any case, this writer is probably not old enough to know about the situation then.

I am open to all comments but if you want criticise, at least have the gumption (READ: balls or eggs) to leave your name!

It's my blog and I write what I like because I like to. You may not agree with it and certainly by all means we can agree to disagree but mockery is not welcome. Cheers.

Missus Singapore out!