USEFUL STAMP

Here is one stamp I guess most of us will find useful! Thanks Sue for this one. I actually did see something like this once in a novelty store. I just can't remember where it was.

Missus Singapore out!

MS ADVISORY

While the world of sex holds many adventures, it also holds many dangers. I am all for expressing one's inner sexual animal but of course within the realm of a monogamous relationship. Of course there are those who sleep around and I am not about to judge them because admittedly, I used to be like that when I was younger.

Well, I don't want to rain on anyone's parade but lately, for some reason, I have been receiving several emails about STIs or in some cases, STDs. Two in particular were women talking about how marginalised they feel - both with herpes but from vastly different circumstances one from Malaysia and another from the UK.

I actually knew a few friends from school who had it and when I was modeling, it was not uncommon to overhear some of the girls talk about it.

In all honesty, I deliberated about whether or not I should talk about it but really, in the true spirit of MissusSingapore, I decided that it should be spoken out openly. My belief - better to talk about something openly than sweep it under the rug. We need to be an open society that cares for everyone and anyone, except of course if you subscribe to the terrorist ideologies (read: shit for brains).

Missus Singapore out!

A TIGHT FIT

Thanks April for this joke.

This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him.

So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says.

So in goes another one.

She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!".

The guy's like, "Ok!" So he has his entire hand in when she says moaning aloud, "Put both your hands inside of me!"

So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands..." commands the girl.

"I can't", says the guy.

The girl looks at him and says "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!"

Missus Singapore out!

ART OF PENETRATION

When will this ever end? Some women claim size does matter while most I know say it doesn't. To me it does. Not so much length but more girth. I mean why would I bother for anything thinner than a finger or should I say two fingers? Might as well do-it-yourself, wouldn't you say?

Most of the fuel for this debate really comes about from the men, their insecurities and bizarre belief that size is a mark of a man's virility. Believe you me, I have had my fair share of the not-so-endowed males who were really skillful and rocked my world. Of course they just have to work harder. The thicker ones really don't have much to do. Just have to stretch my insides and pleasure ensues.

But seriously guys, think more about improving your skill rather than being caught up in the size of your manhood. The penis enlargement programmes are really banking on a man's insecurities...

Many times, the size of a man's privates are also unfortunately, proportional to their egos which many women find a turn off....Yes, its really true. Big dick, big ego = big turn off. So if you have been well-endowed, keep your egos in check and you'll have your steady stream of gals.... (put me down too).

Small dick fellows, just brush up your skills, ditch your outward insecurities and glow with confidence that what you give up with size, you make up with unmatched skill. (you can put me down too).

There have been big-dick guys I know, who can't do it to save their lives too. I must admit though that I enjoy looking at bigger dicks for a longer time. Somehow it's great watching them dangle about and fill up to size! So the smaller ones, I tend to keep the lights off and don't waste too much time looking at it. :-)

Anyway, this applies to all guys. Learn this. There is an Art of Penetration - Fuck Tzu, I believe is the name of it.

Missus Singapore out!

NO TALKING SEX PLEASE

Here is one from my homeland. Sadly, she seems unimpressed by the fact that I talk so openly about my sex life.

She writes "Marriage is a sacred thing and sex should remain in the bedroom between hubby and wife. Why talk about it? It should not be talked about. It is a duty that remains private."

Oh dear. I am a frigging sinner! My unabashed descriptives should go punished! I am just a devilish bitch that should be condemned to hell!

Well. It's my prerogative and my belief that marriages can only be enhanced if a couple comes out and talks about sex. Imagine how boring it would be if its just an act of procreation. Its a recreation, its a stress-reliever, its damn fricking awesome to have it every which way you want it.

If you can talk about sex, fantasies, desires, and that sort of thing, chances are talking about anything else becomes easier. To each his own, or should I say, to each her own in this case.

I respect your opinions and your values but if sex doesn't get any more enjoyable for couples in Singapore, imagine what it will do to our already depressing fertility rate.

Get screwed my dear, and I don't mean it in a derogatory way. Get screwed, and talk about it...its so exciting. Sometimes talking about sex is really great foreplay in itself.

Missus Singapore out!

DO YOU MEASURE UP?

Here is an interesting size chart I shall be putting up in my bedroom from now on.

Below 5.2 inches - Move right along now...

Between 6-8 inches - Possibilities, what's your number?

Over 10 inches - Here's my number? I've got some clothes to hang out.

Missus Singapore out!

ASK MISSUS SINGAPORE #5

Q: How do you find time to have sex with your children around? (I assume you have children?)

MS: Well i still have two teenage kids the last time I checked, although they seem to have such busy schedules these days that I really wonder. Anyway, although it is notably harder to find time to do the nasty, it really is an important part of a marriage, I think.

It's bonding but its so much better if there is open communication between hubby and wife. Spontaneity is great but not always possible so being able to talk openly to each other and preempt them of your 'demands' is good planning.

Sometimes you just have to plan when you wanna get laid and the run-up to that is really great....trust me. In any case, the fact that you are asking is a sign that you are heading in the right direction.

Missus Singapore out!

NO BACKDOOR ENTRY

So as planned, I met Cynthia on Sunday afternoon at a nearby Starbucks. Apparently she lives not far away from me in the Eastside. Although I did not remember what she looks like, the moment I saw her, it all came back. She was in my athletics team but was a junior when I was a senior. It was eons ago and it was great to catch up and reminisce old times.

Anyway, we talked about school, work, children (she has one daughter, 6) and marriage. Invariably our conversation slipped into the contents of my blog and her sexual relationship with her husband which I was sad to hear, was almost non-existent. Ironically, she thinks it has something to do with her not giving in to his desire to have anal sex! Well, I must admit at the back of my head I knew it was not just about that. I gathered there were other issues behind that. A man can't be that unreasonable, can he?

Anyway they have somehow just come out of a rough time. Her husband had another woman for a period but that is over, so I'm told. The best part, Cynthia actually confronted this other woman and questioned her. (I admire her ability to keep calm.) Wonder of wonders! This other woman also rejected his anal overtures, for lack of a better phrase. So it was not just about anal sex - I was right!

After some deep inquisition, I found out Cynthia was not particularly adventurous in bed. It was missionary all the time and the only thing close to being kinky she has engaged in with her husband was sex in the bathtub whilst on holiday.

Here is my take.

Firstly, this began sometime about 5 years ago. Now she would have given birth around a year before that. So she must have been affected by a the enigma that is motherhood. Her maternal instincts may have kicked in and her daughter might have been the central focus, pushing her husband somewhere down the pecking order of importance and focus. So weigh that with a man's instinctive need to be top dog, and you have a recipe for friction. Of course it would be hard for her to bring that up to him. Oh but for a man's ego.

As for her sense of adventurism, I think that may have 'bored' her husband. Wanting anal sex is just another way of saying I want to try something different. It may not even be about having it per say. From bathtup sex to anal sex I must admit is a big jump for anyone.

I know there are a multitude of ways to steam up one's sex life and it doesn't have to culminate with anal sex. I proposed several ways to her as I watched her jaw drop. I love sex and will not deny it but I also feel strongly that for that to happen, an even stronger line of communication between a couple has to be established. Talk about everything and anything under the sun and you will be better able to explore unknown territory together.

In the world of sex, there is just so much to explore if you want to and a lifetime is hardly enough time for it. The main thing is to keep doing it together, find ideas, propose things together....its more fun.

Anyway, after my 62 cents worth, we had to take our leave. She gave me a peck on the cheek and I returned it. My next project was to help her sort out her dress sense - just feel that with a body like hers, she should not hide it under long sleeves and a long dress. And this from a woman hooked on porn.

Don't mind me Cynthia I'm just being me.

Missus Singapore out!

GIRLIE BBQ

BBQ has always been a man's domain - that is guys always seem to hog the fire for some reason or other. Perhaps it's a caveman instinct which lives on to the present day.

However that is set to change once this BBQ items hit the stores. BBQ for a woman has never been so feminine!

Got a dog to roast?

Missus Singapore out!

NO RIDING PLEASE

In one of my recent post on being on top of your man, one of my readers wrote:

"It is not right for some customs for the woman to be on top. It is considered a sin. You should not think it is right."

Nish from Canada.

Can anyone verify this because I might make a lot of money heading over there and holding workshops on how it's done and why it should be done?

Not allowed? Not customary? Wow...poor things.

Missus Singapore out!

PORN-HOOKED CYNTHIA

It seems that this blog of mine has attracted several old friends from school and work from years ago. This person Cynthia, whom I can honestly say I don't recall, wrote an email proposing that we meet. She was from the same school as me but a level lower. Familiar names mentioned prompted me to meet up with her.

We exchanged numbers and she spoke on the phone. So she tells me she is really hooked on porn. First time I've heard that from a woman. I am sure many are but not many admit it. For me, I don't mind it if its 'decent porn' (if ever such a thing exist) but to go out and say I am hooked on it? Nah.

Personally for me, I'd rather be making porn than watching it. LOL!

Missus Singapore out!

REAL HAPPY MEAL

So this is what some gals are prepared to do to get a free happy meal! I've often wondered why Ronald wears a wide grin! The never of the guy to cross his legs. Thank you Elton for this pic!

Missus Singapore out!

FAMILY-FRIENDLY SITE

Now why do i say this? No, I'm not saying minors should visit it. What I'm saying is that a married couple should have a rich and exciting sex life if they are intending to keep their family dynamics healthy.

I talk frankly about sex...not that I suggest marauding around like wild rabbits but my focus in couples being open to each other and exploring possibilities. If a married couple takes their sexual adventure to new levels, they build on their relationship and communication and that augurs well for the family unit.

Stronger relationship between parents translates to a happier and more loving family environment, don't you think? I just wish people will grow up and not think that the mention of sex means porn - Asian Society singled out! It's a very human emotion and action so get wit the program will ya?

Had to put things straight after numerous emails asking me if this is a porn site?

Missus Singapore out!

HEADLINE NEWS!

SHANGHAI (Reuters) - The Shanghai Daily reported yesterday that a Chinese court rejected a woman's 220,000 yuan ($27,650) claim for compensation for her sex life, which was ruined when her husband was injured in a workplace accident at a shopping center.

The husband stumbled and hit his genitals on the corner of some audio equipment when an iron bar fell from a vent and knocked his head while he was working in the shopping center.

The woman says that she was 30 when her husband had the accident and that since then her husband has suffered from erectile dysfunction, depriving her of her right to enjoy sexual life. The compensation included claims for mental anguish and for her purchases of products such as vibrators.

I personally think this woman has a case. I mean have you seen how expensive those dildos are these days? Or how about the cost of a toy boy!

Missus Singapore out!

TOP OR BOTTOM?

So this is one of the major discussions we had while under the influence, thus why I had to take some time to labour through what we spoke about.

It was all evens amongst the four of us, two loved to be on top (including yours truly) while the other two, (they occasionally take control once in a while) prefer it when the guy does all the work.

Well, granted that works too, I still prefer being in control. I suppose it's the voyeur is me wanting to flaunt my bodies in full view of the guy under me. Its like, ohh yeah, you like my body, so feel it, go on.... you get the idea.

Besides, you really get to control the pace, the rhythm, intensity and ferocity (if you like) of the fuck. But then again it really depends on your mood and the guy.

If he is one of those who insists that hard banging is the way to go, without realising that when two bodies come together with such force, there is bound to be some level of pain or discomfort! Now if he is skillful, I wouldn't mind lying back but unfortunately, this is not always the case.

One of my friends seems to think its a no-no when it's the first time. I disagree because you really don't know what to expect initially. Tame him first and gradually loosen the leash to see what he's up to.

Woman on top is great. It allows you the freedom to move about. Pin him down if need be and nestle your boobs on his face if you like not the expression he is giving.

There was this guy sometime back who was a great guy but he had a cracked tooth which somehow always showed up during sex when he opened his mouth and moaned. It really irked me so I found squashing my boobs on his face a good cover up (no pun intended). Alternatively, doggy style worked best for me when we met.

Bottom line, get on top, ride high and free and if you've lucky enough, you just might get to cum. I read somewhere that more woman cum from riding than when the man is on top. For added effect, get out the whip, boots and cowboy hat ...Yee har! Ride your stallion!

Missus Singapore out!