MY LATEST SHOW

Well this was actually part of a amateur designers' competition where they had to come up with something from a pile of old clothes.

After much cutting and stitching, they came up with this. Not too bad. What do you think? Incidently, the designer who put together my ensemble won second prize....

Missus Singapore out!

IT'S A GREAT DAY

For me a great day is when the kids clean up their rooms, the weather is fine, I don't get to read the newspapers and when I get to cum several times. It is just so stress-relieving to have an orgasm in the morning to start your day, in the afternoon and then in the evening, after you come out of the shower and get ambushed by the hubby. I suppose tonight its all about the icing on the cake.

Missus Singapore out!

5 THINGS ABOUT ME

Here are five things about Me during my impressionable years...

5. Watched my first porn movie at 15

4. First got laid at the age of 16 (didn't enjoy it though)

3. Screwed my ex-boyfriend's best friend and two other friends because...because hell, I wanted to!

2. Used to meet weary tourists, take them around and give them a hand job for the hell of it! WelCUM to Singapore!

1. Saturday was my regular Fuck in the Park Day! No undies, straddle over and slip it in! Whoopee!

Missus Singapore out!

ICON OF EMBARASSMENT

The Singapore Girl, for the longest time an icon of Singapore, has really become an embarrassment.

I was at a pub last week where apparently SQ gals hang out. My hubby and I know the owner so we sort of have a first hand insight of these gals and their behaviour. They hang out here because they do get discounts!

So, this group were talking typically about where they have been and their adventures. . Loud and obnoxious as they were, I thought nothing of it.

Then one of them complaining about the service, and another brought up the state of the toilets. My gosh, here were essentially waitresses and toilet cleaners in the air, unleashing their condescending remarks.

It became so prolonged and so loud that it really got embarrassing. My husband was about to walk up to them to tell them to shut the fuck up when surprisingly, two Aussies beat him to it. They told the girls to shut the fuck up, actual words.

It must have been a revelation because they expected their brash boldness would go down well with the Caucasians whom they were trying to attract the whole night, but it clearly backfired.

Anyway, they were in agreement with them and we invited them to our table to buy them a beer each. They are now friends. The revelation to me was that Singaporeans were not the only ones to think shit of the SQ girl. Ironically, lots of people from foreign countries do it.

There was this other guy who said if you want an easy fuck, hook up with a young SQ girl. Well, I am certain standards have dropped considerably since the 70s. You see the pretty ones in the ads but the later ones, forget about it!

Ironically, my hubby has some old pictures of some of the SQ girls he dated (I mentioned this in an earlier blog) and I must say we could make some money with them now!

There was this one shot with a Chinese gal in her Sarong Kebaya, lifted and showing her ass! Another had her kebaya rolled down to her waist showing her tits in their not-so-impressive glory. Apparently, he was seeing this one while screwing her friend...that bastard!

It so happens that she used to stay over at his place and left one of her uniforms with him. So I may just don it one day and see how I look, Maybe i would play the part of slutty stupid SG gal....although I don't think I can succeed with the stupid part.

Missus Singapore out!

WORLD CUPS

Now i know why guys love watching the world cup! Actually, I may just be a fan if this is the norm! Look at those cups! But can we have men in painted on briefs too?

Missus Singapore out!

YOUR SEXUAL IDENTITY (POLL 4)

Here are the results for my fourth poll!

Thank you so much for taking the time to click.

I must say I am a little surprised by the fact that women outnumbered the men. It is good to know that people of various sexual identities have read my blog. With this in hand, I will certainly try to come up with a wide range of recollections and stories to whet your diverse appetites.

Stay true to your sexual identity and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.

Missus Singapore out!

TYPICAL AIDS WARNING

Well, you kinda expected it to come sooner or later - the typical AIDS warriors to drop in and leave their marks. Yes, scare tactics if you like. Well, in the spirit of my blog, which is to address everyone's comments and queries, allow me to intercede here.

Firstly, the message posted:
Play Safe Than Sorry: Though Sex is Wonderful but having intercourse with so many MEN won't get you anywhere.Except Diseases!AIDS IS ALL AROUND.......YOU!

To begin with, it's obvious this person has not read my previous posts regarding safe sex and all the safe-sex posters I put up in my older posts. So need I explain once again my stand on safe sex??

Next. We all know what a horrendous disease AIDS is which needs to be taken seriously. The reason why it is propagating the way it has is simply because many anti-aids messages come off as warnings, employing scare tactics with a doomsday-type message. When will you people learn. Scary as it is, such tactics won't work today - it's just the way things are today with people's mindsets. Going around scaring people like that by posting such messages only makes you turn a blind eye even more.

My blog aims to promote the embracing of one's sexuality but never do I propose having sex without taking safety measures. Duh!! Sex needs to be spoken off because it is a natural human behaviour. Whether one masturbates, has sex with one man or thirty men, it's really her prerogative. My advice is to be safe about it! If you approach AIDS as an addendum to sex, it will work better. Come on. Most of us enjoy sex, granted many need to understand the importance of being safe. But your tactics, as true as the general message is, are NOT going to work.

Life is too short NOT to enjoy sex, whether it is spiritually, emotionally, physically, (as a hobby or sport) especially when it can bring so much JOY. AIDS should not stop people from exploring their sexuality but to be safe about it. You just cannot stop a human urge like that.

Why not stop vehicles on the road then? Don't you people know that vehicle accidents claim more lives across the world than all the diseases put together??? Why don't you help prevent innocent victims from dying every day??? Lobby to ban vehicles, won't you. The solution is to teach people to drive safely, not stop driving altogether.

Lastly my youth was filled with promiscuity, yes I admit it. But tell me how many people were not promiscuous to some extent. We live and learn. Take your scare tactics elsewhere because it ain't going to work with me or many others for that matter. Find an audience who is taken by your tactics. I dare you to see if it produces results. Engage in discussion, accept the reality and slide in to what you wanna say. It's the same with unwanted pregnancy. Saying things like NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE is not going to be as effective as teaching them how to protect themselves.

Stop orgies? Stop threesomes? Stop sex altogether? Go ahead and try. Maybe its not what you are trying to say but it sure sounds that way. Honestly you stand a better chance getting them to practice safe sex doing it than getting them to halt their lifestyle. Your's is the latter approach.

I applaud what you are trying to achieve but I really wonder why you guys are not thinking it through. Sometimes, pushing a cart up a slippery hill gets you nowhere. You need to do away with the wheels and accept that you just have to go with the territory and slide up to get to the top.

Point in question. Set up your own Anti-AIDS scare-type blog and see how many read it! My way works much better. Just don't invade other websites with your jaded approach. Enough said.

Keep having sex, (but be safe about it, I say!)

Missus Singapore out!

FIRST TIME MODELLING (Part 2)

So she reached out and kissed me on the cheek but not before taking my hand and placing it on her breast. She whispered in my ear that there was 200 dollars for me if I modelled for her (and her boyfriend or husband - can't remember)...a personal fashion show! Now at that time, $200 was a big deal, seeing that we made (at most $75 per show!)Still wasn't sure why she needed to place my hand on her breasts though.

Anyway I agreed. So she made a call and we checked into the Oriental Hotel.

About a half hour later, her husband/bf arrived with a mid-sized sling bag. We got acquainted over a few drinks and soon we got talking about my purpose at which time this woman removed sets of lingerie (the expensive type) from the bag and asked me to parade it for them.

So I slipped in them in the bathroom, walked out and did as I was told. It seemed an easy job and I only have seven sets to parade in. However, each time I emerged, I noticed they had less clothes on them. By the fifth set, she was naked and he had his cock in her hands, hard and glistening and throbbing. (Couldn't get my eyes off them)

She was taunting me with it, sucking it and stroking it. I was aroused but at the same time kinda scared shitless as I knew not what to expect.

By the last set of lingerie, she was riding him hard and they were oblivious to my entry. I stood that like a total idiot watching as his cock slid in and out of her. I was expecting them to ask me to join in or something but then this woman turned to me, pointed to the dresser and said thanks and goodbye. It was all very cold but I nonetheless, got changed, took the money and as I closed the door behind me, heard her cum.

I did not know what I felt at that point but really it was probably as close to what a hooker would feel on her first few nights. Still, $200 and no sex needed, was the easiest money I must have ever made in my life. Well, maybe not the easiest as I was to find out later but at that time, clearly it was money well earned.

Kinky couple I must say and one of my first real big bucks earned modelling.

Missus Singapore out!

FIRST TIME MODELLING (Part 1)

Almost from the word go, I was hounded by guys like many of my fellow-models. In those days, besides the catwalks and magazine shoots, what was common were those disco-fashion shows. We would parade in skimpy swim-suits, weaving through tables and parading our bodies like somekind of meat market. It was humiliating, more so because I was so young. However, a seasoned model advised me to chill and tease the ever-appreciative audience.

So I did.

Flirting with them at every table and it really became an art. Although the men were vocal and appreciative, my first hit took me by surprise.

I received a note (which I still have today) from a woman who wanted to take me out for dinner and back to a hotel room. I didn't mind the dinner but at the time, I wasn't so sure about my sexuality regarding being with another woman. However, she was attractive, older (i'd say in her late 30s, I was only 18) and she had a gorgeous rack which every guy would adore and one this girl was finding hard to resist.

So off we went for dinner. She was friendly, and never suggested anything sexual. Conversation centred around my life as a model (not that I had one as I had only been one for not even a year) and her life as a property agent.

I was hesitant when it came time to leave but was surprised when she suggested heading to her place instead. I hated being surprised that way so I declined.

So she readily suggested a hotel nearby. Unfortunately I kinda chickened out. Instead she sent me home but not before.... (to be continued)

Missus Singapore out!

SPECKY SMILEY

This is the nicest smiley I have come across.

Don't know about you but it makes me just wanna squeeze it.

Missus Singapore out!

AHHGASM

This guy I know got me thinking about the sounds people make in the bedroom and I decided to make it an entry here. He was saying how this girl he knows would behave in what he describes as a stop-go moaner. She would whisper 'No don't, don't , don't' and then when she gets all excited, she would go, 'do it' 'do it' until she cums. Eleanor was her name and she would then sound off, 'Eleanor is there, she is there'. Poor friend of mine, never got over it.

I am more of a moaner and groaner myself. Well, ok, I talk dirty too and I like to get the guy all riled up for nasty action. Of course I need to know him well.

My girlfriend mentioned how her boyfriend sounds like he is constipated of something.

In truth, if we are able to isolate the sounds we make while copulating, it would make a good listening on a moody day.

Ah, ah, ah, ahhhhhh....

Oh, yeah, oh yeah, ahhhh...

My god I'm cumming, I'm cumming...ahhhh

So I guess whoever came up with the word orgasm got it a little wrong....It should be more like ahhgasm..... sounds better doesn't it?

Missus Singapore out!

PARTING BONUS

One of the most unlikeliest places I ever had sex was in an office while I was working as a temp. This one guy kept hitting on me from day one and while he was ok looking, he was rather obnoxious, ever boasting that he could get it on with any woman he wanted anywhere he wanted.

So one day, I decided to turn on the charm and get him to prove his worth. I began flirting with him and teasing him about how well he could really satisfy a woman. So I dared him to screw me in the office during lunch time, specifically on the boss's couch.

He was whimpishly making up all sorts of excuses and trying to get me to a hotel instead. However, I refused. He was so hung up with wanting to screw this temp that he gave in.

So off it went, his pants which revealed a rather disappointingly sized piece of meat. Nonetheless, he managed to slip on a cap, slip it in and fuck me. It wasn't particularly good but at a planning timing, three of my female colleagues sneaked in, caught him in the act, and threatened to report him.

Needless to say, he was on his best behaviour after that, treating them with respect all the time. I had actually done them a favour and in the process, picked up a parting $150 from the three of them. I bet that I could screw him on the boss's couch before my time was up there. And i did. That was also my last day. What a timely bonus.

Missus Singapore out!

ASK MISSUS SINGAPORE #2

Q1. Can I fuck you?

MS: What kind of question is that? Of course you may but only in your dreams. Still, it's fucking right?

Q2. (more like a comment) I want my girlfriend to be like you.

MS: "Whatever for. She is unique the way she is. Of course if you wrote the first question, I can always pretend to be her.


Q3. Is it all talk or do you really enjoy sex?

MS: I am not sure, although I am told I talk a lot during sex.

Missus Singapore out!

DICK ADS

Keep getting it, don't want it and can't use it even if I wanted to. It's either to increase your dick size or increase ejaculation. I wonder if the guys at the other end of these ads are really buying it.

Is it pressure from us gals? Insecurity?

I mean how big do you really want it to grow? I'd figure that since the penis us made up of so many muscles, the best way to get it bigger, like any body muscles is to exercise it. So keep fucking then I say. If you don't have anyone to do it with, why then would you want a bigger dick in the first place.

As for producing gallons of sperm, why? Whatever for? Is it a sign of virility? I think not. I mean wouldn't you be messing up that gorgeous leather seat more? Or mess up our designer clothes? You didn't think it would make a difference to us gals, did you?

Maybe you want to start a family and equate more sperms with more chances of striking a home-run? I think they were talking about increasing semen not sperm production, so no benefits there, unless of course you are fooled by those so-called heavy cummers in porn (which we all know are put down to good video editing and replay).

Missus Singapore out!

CUM OPTIONS (POLL 3)

RATED X: Where guys like to cum

It's not very clear so allow me to map out the figures:
On a gal's face: 19
On her body: 7
In her mouth: 40
In a condom while still fucking: 3
In her pussy without a condom: 28

This is a poll I posted on another adult site. It is quite explicit but it does give a good idea of how guys like to cum and where. So women, take note. However, I must add that it was quite a concern that only 3% even considered coming in a condom while in the act and a significant 28% loved to cum in their woman (of course this translates to not having safe sex).

Many of my girlfriends might be shocked to learn that 41% loved to cum in a woman's mouth.

For me personally, I suppose on the face and body is fine, in the mouth, well I might have to be drunk for that. No way in the pussy without a condom. Come on now....but maybe this poll represents what men desire, not necessarily what they practice.

Missus Singapore out!

SEX ADDICTION

I was watching Oprah the other day on cable (Yes, I watch the show ok!) and there was these group of people who were confessing to their addictions. One was for gambling, one for shopping and spending, one for drugs, one for food and of course one woman came out and said she was addicted to sex.

She claimed to have fucked 30 men in 30 days.

I am wondering, for only 30 days? What constitutes a sex addict? More like she just went out on a whim and left it at that. I know of real life sex addicts who have fucked an average of three guys a week for six years. Now that is what I call a sex addict.

Okay now. Let's not judge but is this a real disease? I mean she was not married, was happy doing what she did, was a confident woman and always used protection. How is that bad? Even if it is an addiction, no one was getting hurt, as compared to gamblers, drug addicts or alcoholics?

Yet she was given all sorts of labels like slut, whore, one-for three open house (haha i like this one)....Incidentally, she is now a successful banker and does not bring her sexual additions to the office place... or so she says.

Missus Singapore out!

CONVENT JERKS

Yeah, I was a bitch to those who I did not fancy or who got me angry. It didn't matter if they were girls from the higher levels or not. My best attribute I suppose, was to seduce these gals' boyfriends.

I have lost count of the attached boyfriends I had either 'opened' up to. Often when someone I knew would rave about how great their boyfriends were, I would set out to prove how easy it would be to get them. Getting guys was all too easy for me so why not get those guys of other girls I despised. It was just for fun really.

Just goes to show how easily guys would be unfaithful all for the sake of a free jerk or suck. I never brought it up to these gals but always have a naught thought whenever they would talk about their boyfriends (some are even husbands now) and how good they were.

Missus Singapore out!

CONVENT BLUES

By now, many of you should know that I hail from a convent, a rather notorious one at that. Well, maybe today it has cleaned its image somewhat but I am sure there are things that convent girls do that still continue.

I was there for most of my youth around 10 years of it. While the early years I was admittedly an angel as most young convents girls are, by my mid-teen years, I began seeing the pull-factor of donning the blue pinafore, especially for the guys.

Guys would somehow drool and get the impression that we were up for a party (well we were) and try to notch us as their next conquest. However, convent gals were smarter than that in those days. We would draw them in (oblivious suckers), use them to get us what we wanted, take us to the best parties, buy us things (we are so nasty) and all it took was a discrete hand-job or blow-job behind the bushes at some park. It was all too easy.

Most interestingly, it was the parties which we use to have with the all-boys schools. They were wild, someone would always sneak in booze and there would be fucking and lots of it all over. It did not really qualify as an out and out orgy because we were discrete about it. In the bedroom, bathroom, in the closet or at a dark corner of the room on the sofa. I remember a schoolmate of mind was riding this guy, trying to give the impression that she was merely sitting on him while clothed.

What she did not know was that her skirt had slipped up revealing the guys dick clearly sliding in and out of her. It was from the rear that everyone at the party had a good view.

The thing is everyone knows everyone else is screwing but yet, everyone tries their utmost to conceal it. You walk into the bedroom to head to the restroom, and you stumble upon a couple on the bed, you try to ignore them but trip over another couple humping on the floor. You then focus you attention on the doorknob of the bathroom and rush in only to find yet another couple screwing doggy-style against the sink. Gosh those were wild times but the lesson learned was not to drink too much because going to the loo was definitely a BIG problem.

Missus Singapore out!

RE-CUM-PERATION

I have been so busy with assignments that I really was beginning to lose it. Three days without sex was like hell. On second thoughts it was nothing like the six days I went without it in April.

Then it happened! In a sudden explosion of lust and whorish desire within, I jumped on my unsuspecting hubby. A good thing men, it seems are ever-ready to stand up and be counted, on in this case rode on!

Phew, it was totally a blast. I mean sex is always good but it always seems so much better when you have not had it in a long while. But screw it cos I ain't about to push for another episode of three-days-without-sex.

A woman without getting her recommended daily screw-allowance is like a mad-woman. Yeah ok, i know some of you might think 'I don't need to screw'. Hell, if you get to cum, that is all that matters really. All women love to cum but only about 10% would admit it.

Sometimes women are so caught up with their personal goals and carving out perceptions of themselves that they just forget the instinctive need to fuck! They get so anal and grumpy, so envious and so petty. Hey I know....I used to be like that and never accepted my natural call to get laid. I am so much happier, so fulfilled and so confident now that I understand my body's needs and address them.

Missus Singapore out!

HITCH HIGHS

The great thing about being married is that you really don't have to roam the streets or set up stall at a bar. It's there for you anytime.

In that sense, marriage is so so wonderful. But that's just me! I suppose for a man, it might be the same although you could be mistaken with so many seeking other 'out-of-marriage' discretions.

Missus Singapore out!

MY LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND

One of my good friends is a lesbian. She is such a wonderful person to be around. She is like everyone else even though some people insist on classifying gay people as deviant. Well to each her own. As long as they are happy then its fine.

The thing is, being close to her for the longest time, her new lover didn't take too kindly to me. I feel comfortable with her, and she with my husband. We tease each other all the time but her partner was upset and showed it.

In the washroom, she came up to me and told me to watch myself. I was confused but soon got the picture. I told my friend about it and she was pissed. She told her lover (now ex) that if anything came between her and her friends, she would not stand for it especially when it involves jealousy. I was touched. She got up, pulled me to her and gave me a big pucker on the lips! Then turned to the hubby and gave him the same. She walked out with us, holding on to both our arms and off we were to my place to empty a couple of bottles of wine and did what booze-enhanced consenting adults do. Go figure.

Missus Singapore out!

GUYS OH GUYS!

I've had the misfortune of being at the end of some of the most cheesy pick-up lines ever. It makes you think really how well you men really understand us gals. Granted we are almost an impossible gender to understand, at least make the effort.

I mean, 'You look like my sister or ex" is bordering on stupidity. You create that familiar element which we don't take too kindy to. I mean every woman wants to be unique, she splashes out loads of hard-earned moolah on clothes, shoes, accessories, hair and make-up only to be told that she looks like someone else.

Then there is the 'Haven't I seen you here before?' Now here is a classic one. Reading between the lines, if I was here before and you were here before, why didn't you then come up to me then? Why now? Or was it because you are trying to tell us you saw us before but there were other hotties around, hotter than us that you decided to give us a miss. So now you decide to hit on us because the hotties are not around.

I was at a bar recently for a fact-finding mission for an article in a woman's magazine and decided to study the male pick-up behavioural patterns. Amazingly, out of seven guys who tried to pick up a gal, five of them actually had to slip into the little boys room before charging themselves with the courage to go up to a girl.

First of all, i hope you guys do wash your hands before offering them to a woman for the first time. Anyway, what on earth goes on in there? Is there a vending machine for pick-up-lines, is there a dating counsellor in there, of does peeing release courage hormones? Too much preparation can kill the spontaneity of it all and we gals can tell.

To be fair, it must be harder to come up with a pick up line these days. I mean in days of old, when 'Hi how are you' would suffice, these days pick-up lines have about an effective life-span of a month. Well guys have to be original and gals have to not be so picky especially when the guy is cute.

Let's not also forget the fact that you are there to get laid not find a like-time partner. A little corniness is fine if you get what you want at the end of the night.

Missus Singapore out!

KC RULES

For those of you who are not aware, this is a famous convent in Singapore, one that has a reputation of producing and nurturing some of the most well-known sluts of the land. LOL. OK, actually, they are in the media - most of them at least.

Well anyway, found my old uniform and dug up some old pics of my husband's ex-girlfriends and what do you know, four of them were from KC (as the school is more affectionately known) and I actually were friends with two of them! Now these are not your simple nude shots we are talking about, we are talking full nudity plus very uncompromising views of copulation in motion...i.e. screw shots! I must try to find these old friends of mine and exchange note!

Missus Singapore out!

LOOSE ENTRY

This woman I know calls me up. Well, she is no more of an acquaintance - you know a friend or a friend you were introduced to. Anyway, out of the blue, she calls me and asks me my opinion on something pertaining to her husband's tool size. She says he is not as big as he used to be. Hmm, I thought for a while if dicks actually shrink over age. Perhaps, but I did not think that at 40, he was a good candidate for that.

But then I find out she had five children! Ouch! I mean I had two and that was already a mean task, not the giving birth so much as the looking after. But I digress....

I figured that it was not so much her husband shrinking as much as she loosening up down there. Giving birth five times over must have affected her toned muscles somewhat. I mentioned how some women see a plastic surgeon who is really, in a better position to assess her condition and perhaps even propose vaginal rejuvenation surgery where they use a laser to tighten the muscles down there.

I mean it makes more sense having that done than say a boob job. I mean at least this ensures a tightening sensation for both to enjoy. A boob job on the other hand is for, well filling up clothes better or for the guy.

Missus Singapore out!