Here are five things about Me during my impressionable years...
5. Watched my first porn movie at 15
4. First got laid at the age of 16 (didn't enjoy it though)
3. Screwed my ex-boyfriend's best friend and two other friends because...because hell, I wanted to!
2. Used to meet weary tourists, take them around and give them a hand job for the hell of it! WelCUM to Singapore!
1. Saturday was my regular Fuck in the Park Day! No undies, straddle over and slip it in! Whoopee!
Missus Singapore out!