ICON OF EMBARASSMENT

The Singapore Girl, for the longest time an icon of Singapore, has really become an embarrassment.

I was at a pub last week where apparently SQ gals hang out. My hubby and I know the owner so we sort of have a first hand insight of these gals and their behaviour. They hang out here because they do get discounts!

So, this group were talking typically about where they have been and their adventures. . Loud and obnoxious as they were, I thought nothing of it.

Then one of them complaining about the service, and another brought up the state of the toilets. My gosh, here were essentially waitresses and toilet cleaners in the air, unleashing their condescending remarks.

It became so prolonged and so loud that it really got embarrassing. My husband was about to walk up to them to tell them to shut the fuck up when surprisingly, two Aussies beat him to it. They told the girls to shut the fuck up, actual words.

It must have been a revelation because they expected their brash boldness would go down well with the Caucasians whom they were trying to attract the whole night, but it clearly backfired.

Anyway, they were in agreement with them and we invited them to our table to buy them a beer each. They are now friends. The revelation to me was that Singaporeans were not the only ones to think shit of the SQ girl. Ironically, lots of people from foreign countries do it.

There was this other guy who said if you want an easy fuck, hook up with a young SQ girl. Well, I am certain standards have dropped considerably since the 70s. You see the pretty ones in the ads but the later ones, forget about it!

Ironically, my hubby has some old pictures of some of the SQ girls he dated (I mentioned this in an earlier blog) and I must say we could make some money with them now!

There was this one shot with a Chinese gal in her Sarong Kebaya, lifted and showing her ass! Another had her kebaya rolled down to her waist showing her tits in their not-so-impressive glory. Apparently, he was seeing this one while screwing her friend...that bastard!

It so happens that she used to stay over at his place and left one of her uniforms with him. So I may just don it one day and see how I look, Maybe i would play the part of slutty stupid SG gal....although I don't think I can succeed with the stupid part.

Missus Singapore out!